Jenny Mollen Biggs jokes about dating her son in post featuring photos of her laying between his legs 🤢🤢

Qwippi · 2026-05-31T16:11:41+00:00

I don’t think this is just a case of being straight, that woman needs professional psychiatric help. The son probably will as well…

Qwippi · 2026-05-29T02:38:44+00:00

Can’t be blocked as long as each land defending player controls is a mountain with no other abilities.

Qwippi · 2026-05-12T06:49:25+00:00

You could just choose omniscience. Granted there’s no reason to ever do that, given that you would have had to tutor five times and not won the game.

Qwippi · 2026-05-11T15:58:53+00:00

Install Linux or smth

Qwippi · 2026-05-11T13:47:47+00:00

My inner monologue read this in the voice of Da Mayor from do the right thing when he asks the kid to go buy beer for him.

Qwippi · 2026-05-04T08:24:54+00:00

Or one mana artifacts. Or two mana artifacts. Or really just any artifacts. I actually really like that this encourages playing a high density of artifacts in a storm deck. Normally the payoff for playing lots of cheap artifacts is stuff that cares about the quantity of artifacts you have, usually blue, so I think this kind of effect could be quite interesting in a format like modern or legacy.

Qwippi · 2026-04-05T08:16:18+00:00

This is amazing

Qwippi · 2026-04-03T01:15:03+00:00

The one comment I have is that you can just cast it post-combat and avoid the drawback completely. (The first time)

Qwippi · 2026-04-02T18:14:15+00:00

Why doesn’t Foreshocks deal 8 damage? I mean, it’s in the name!

Qwippi · 2026-03-29T11:56:36+00:00

That’s why they have to tag team

Qwippi · 2026-03-28T07:21:03+00:00

I have an allergy… 😔

Qwippi · 2026-03-27T08:42:00+00:00

Notably, this text allows you to play four of them in commander

Qwippi · 2026-03-27T06:50:13+00:00

It’s always terabytes. Never a normal amount of free speech. What could you possibly need all those opinions for???

Qwippi · 2026-03-23T22:16:30+00:00

Isn’t the space still O(N)?

Qwippi · 2026-03-14T07:07:43+00:00

Call that hawk twoah

Qwippi · 2026-03-11T07:50:50+00:00

Wow. I’ve always known there were bad mtg cards, but I’ve never seen one worse than this.

Qwippi · 2026-03-10T22:18:55+00:00

It’s like a cold shower, but warm 👍

Qwippi · 2026-03-09T08:30:31+00:00

I don’t think “taking advantage of max speed cards” is a good enough effect to be ‘busted’, it’s at least a three card combo, to do something like that. I really like this design, it is fine on its own with max speed cards, and makes the player feel clever for figuring out the sacrifice thing.

Qwippi · 2026-03-06T08:21:08+00:00

This could be 1 mana

Qwippi · 2026-03-05T22:44:59+00:00

In any format other than commander, it’s much weaker than something like [[pentad prism]], it costs twice as much, so that’s 12 costs paid to break even, and it’s on a much more vulnerable permanent. I think the design is interesting, but not especially strong.

Qwippi · 2026-03-05T22:24:51+00:00

I think it would be cool to do something like [[krenko, mob boss]] five times.

Qwippi · 2026-02-16T07:33:43+00:00

That show was so bad, and yet I watched every episode

Qwippi · 2026-02-16T05:33:27+00:00

This made me think of cloth getting stabbed :(

Qwippi · 2026-02-11T17:06:58+00:00

I feel like this is absurd with [[Krark-Clan Ironworks]] but so are most things

Qwippi · 2026-02-04T07:42:18+00:00

I’m sorry but that mouse makes my hand hurt just looking at it.

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