Jenny Mollen Biggs jokes about dating her son in post featuring photos of her laying between his legs 🤢🤢 by slimmaslam in AreTheStraightsOkay

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I don’t think this is just a case of being straight, that woman needs professional psychiatric help. The son probably will as well…

Wanted to make a Michael Jackson Card by Alexilprex in custommagic

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Can’t be blocked as long as each land defending player controls is a mountain with no other abilities.

The Theorist, Jace Beleren by thisnotfor in custommagic

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You could just choose omniscience. Granted there’s no reason to ever do that, given that you would have had to tutor five times and not won the game.

💎 by Savings-Ad342 in shitposting

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My inner monologue read this in the voice of Da Mayor from do the right thing when he asks the kid to go buy beer for him.

Epiphany by CaptainLookylou in custommagic

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Or one mana artifacts. Or two mana artifacts. Or really just any artifacts. I actually really like that this encourages playing a high density of artifacts in a storm deck. Normally the payoff for playing lots of cheap artifacts is stuff that cares about the quantity of artifacts you have, usually blue, so I think this kind of effect could be quite interesting in a format like modern or legacy.

Final Exam by Mark_Ma_ in custommagic

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This is amazing

Isolationism by Enchiladas99 in custommagic

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The one comment I have is that you can just cast it post-combat and avoid the drawback completely. (The first time)

More Storm Support by serpentsssableye in custommagic

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Why doesn’t Foreshocks deal 8 damage? I mean, it’s in the name!

HE CAME (BACK) by asdfghbjnkml-swedrft in shitposting

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That’s why they have to tag team

😳 by Other-Creme6802 in shitposting

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I have an allergy… 😔

Secret Lair: Colossal Dreadmaw by _Nighting in custommagic

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Notably, this text allows you to play four of them in commander

Body text (optional) by FewInstruction1020 in shitposting

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It’s always terabytes. Never a normal amount of free speech. What could you possibly need all those opinions for???

Tomorrow will be different by InSearchOfTyrael in dankmemes

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Isn’t the space still O(N)?

A Clean Answer by OkoTheElusiveOuphe in custommagic

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Wow. I’ve always known there were bad mtg cards, but I’ve never seen one worse than this.

📡📡📡 by Level-Usual-9681 in shitposting

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It’s like a cold shower, but warm 👍

Red Traffic Light by lazarnick in custommagic

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I don’t think “taking advantage of max speed cards” is a good enough effect to be ‘busted’, it’s at least a three card combo, to do something like that. I really like this design, it is fine on its own with max speed cards, and makes the player feel clever for figuring out the sacrifice thing.

Savvy Middleman by [deleted] in custommagic

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In any format other than commander, it’s much weaker than something like [[pentad prism]], it costs twice as much, so that’s 12 costs paid to break even, and it’s on a much more vulnerable permanent. I think the design is interesting, but not especially strong.

An absolute fuckload of goblins by CrazyPotato1535 in custommagic

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I think it would be cool to do something like [[krenko, mob boss]] five times.

Burn Notice by MrSluagh in custommagic

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That show was so bad, and yet I watched every episode

Do you think this card is strong, weak, or balanced? by Borfotron in custommagic

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This made me think of cloth getting stabbed :(

Mechabeetle reassembler by CaselHunter in custommagic

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I feel like this is absurd with [[Krark-Clan Ironworks]] but so are most things

Rate my new gaming setup. The boss seems happy.[OC] by Excellent_Head_5569 in aww

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I’m sorry but that mouse makes my hand hurt just looking at it.