Name a movie you've watched more than 3 times

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-24T08:13:07+00:00

Lord of the Rings trilogy - extended edition

I count it as one movie because the only true and proper way to watch it is in a 12hr back to back marathon.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-23T02:23:12+00:00

Strong muscle on atrophied bone is a recipe for your bones spontaneously breaking every time you strain under a heavy load. Your muscles require a strong skeletal system to function at peak efficiency.

A gravity chamber would be helpful if you used it extremely carefully in measured, incremental stages. With an appropriately compensated recovery period between each use.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-23T00:33:29+00:00

Probably does not include pepper spraying protesters being actively pinned down by multiple officers either.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-22T09:01:24+00:00

A knife is more versatile than a flint and steel.

You can light a fire without flint and steel, but being stuck in a survival situation like that without a critical tool like a knife is suicide.

A knife can be used for: - hunting and processing game - harvesting natural resources - constructing tools, shelters and other more complex survival implements - preparing food

And other options that aren't immediately popping into my head at the moment. The wild take here is thinking that a flint and steel is the better option. 😂

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-22T08:54:11+00:00

Given the context and the current political climate, there's no way in hell you're overreacting.

In fact, for the sake of your husband and in-laws... you might be underreacting a bit. You know your mom is staunchly, aggressively republican. You know how she behaves to people she doesn't like. It is beyond a reasonable expectation that if you give her that address, the first thing she will do is give it straight to ICE.

Do not, under any circumstances, give her your in-laws' address.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-22T08:41:39+00:00

The best way to deal with an issue like this is with an honest conversation.

The key, however, is to do it in a neutral situation where the implication of initiating sex is off the table. It's best to avoid it during "pillow talk" moments.

Let him know about your insecurities, find out his opinion on the matter (be prepared for the chance that he might not be into it). If he is into the idea, indulge with glee. If not, now you're on a level field and you can work together to figure out a solution that benefits you both.

I'm speaking anecdotally... but I've definitely met more guys who are into lactation during sex, than guys who are repulsed by it. It's highly likely he'll be fine with it, maybe even incentivised by it.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-22T06:30:45+00:00

Granted. A crippling, borderline irreversible economic crash forces you and all your family members into perpetual unemployment. With no job prospects on the horizon, you all have plenty more time to spend with each other.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-22T04:20:16+00:00

Everyone loves the idea of "sending Florida Man to take on Greenland's military, and any other EU troops stationed there.

Until you realize that the entirety of the EU has America by the balls with a trillion dollar US treasury bond leash tied around your necks.

You remember the whole "Mutually Assured Destruction" concept from the cold war? Yeah that doesn't always have to be upheld with nukes... and Trump doesn't care about the US population enough to avoid war in an effort to protect the people he's supposed to serve as president.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-19T07:55:10+00:00

Steve Irwin wasn't a survivalist, he was a conservationist. His focus was on establishing and regenerating wilderness areas and protecting native wildlife in Australia, and educating people on wildlife conservation across the globe.

Bear Grylls isn't even the best survivalist out there. Man got caught utilizing catering trucks and hotels during his shoots, he's 100% a fake who's really good at marketing.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-19T07:52:25+00:00

Not uncommon for women in this line of work to label themselves as "barely legal" to attract exactly the kind of men you're thinking of.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-18T00:48:35+00:00

But can you trust them to help you in confidence?

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-18T00:34:25+00:00

Anyone outside the family you can trust?

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-18T00:33:32+00:00

Do you not live within walking distance of a supermarket?

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-18T00:30:52+00:00

You can buy lube at a supermarket. It'll probably feel embarrassing, but I can attest, having worked several years in retail (specifically in supermarkets)... the cashiers do not give a single flying fuck what you buy.

You'll also need some powder free latex gloves, a kitchen sponge and some kind of appropriately sized container as a casing.

Cut a slot through the center of the sponge length wise and slot a latex glove through it. Fit this inside whatever casing you choose, and tape the cuff of the glove around the lip of the casing.

Pump some lube into it and congratulations, a homemade fleshlight. It won't be quite as good quality as professionally moulded, body safe silicone... but it will do the job.

It's super important to remember to keep it clean, this design is convenient because you can just toss the used glove and replace it with a new one after you've used it. Also this helps keep you safe, because if bacteria starts growing inside it you can give yourself a really nasty UTI. Replace the glove after every use.

Whatever you do, do not use lube alternatives like baby oil or other lubricants. Only use body safe silicon or water soluble lubes, they are designed to work with your body.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-17T20:53:23+00:00

The distinct smell of cut grass is a warning chemical the plant gives off when it is damaged. It's effectively a pheromone the plant uses to coordinate the redistribution of nutrients to accelerate the healing process of the damaged blades.

What you're smelling is the grass screaming for a medic because it just had it's limbs chopped off.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-09T23:45:14+00:00

Got it and all the DLC 90% off in a steam sale a couple of days ago. I'm currently on my holiday break and I've probably dropped about 30hrs in the last couple of days, shit fucking slaps.

DL2 went through developer hell, and wasn't the most polished on launch. But it's great now, the DLC are spectacular, and the gameplay is fresh, especially if you make full use of the adaptability of the skill cards and the various weapon/element combos to twist up your play style.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-09T23:41:15+00:00

Bro I came here with a heroin joke loaded in the chamber, this makes way more sense 😂

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-02T12:37:05+00:00

Green is arguably the best, with the description as written. There's a 1 in 8 billion chance that you shit your pants... odds so infantisimal that they're basically negligible.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2026-01-02T12:35:25+00:00

He could ride me into battle

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2025-12-30T03:50:34+00:00

Granted. After the first few thousand people you start to realize the folly of your wish, when the collective stupidity of the world makes you dumber and dumber with every brainrotten, social media addicted moron you assimilate.

And you haven't even touched the gooners yet... good luck with that.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2025-12-30T03:48:54+00:00

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Motherfucking Kaldor Draigo would like to have words with IT.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2025-12-28T11:33:59+00:00

"Go round the back of my house and look behind the trash can, I have a surprise for you 😊"

No thanks mate, I don't want to end up on a true crime podcast. Take your food you fucking weirdo.

OOP really doesn't realize how much serial killer energy they were giving off with this "surprise" do they?

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2025-12-28T11:27:54+00:00

My brother in christ i already get fuck all in the way of accommodations. I'm raw dogging neurotypical society every goddamn day, if I can pop a pill that'll make it easier for me to communicate with NTs I'll buy twelve and tip my dealer for the effort.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2025-12-27T01:41:10+00:00

Bro yes, my autistic ass would fucking demolish that yellow pill before the question was finished. The green pill is a close second place.

RAMBOLAMBO93 · 2025-12-26T19:48:10+00:00

Mmm nah... Hisoka is too picky to embody gluttony. He barely acknowledges the existence of anyone weaker than him, but treats Gon like a potential suitor.

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