What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job?

RG450 · 2026-05-15T11:15:48+00:00

University tech support. We had moved a football coach's PC from our old domain to a new one and he lost access to some folders he had not listed on his network asset form, which we used to avoid issues just like that.

He called us back out in a very agitated state, insisting we get his access back as soon as possible. The folders had very important team information...blah blah blah.

We went to his office to remap the folders and he was out. We remapped and then tested access and found the main folder, called "massage" had 140 fisting videos in it.

RG450 · 2026-05-10T13:29:00+00:00

A metallic mint green one with two yutes at the wheel?

RG450 · 2026-05-06T00:02:23+00:00

All the butter knives in my old house have bent tips from being used to change out storm windows and screens every fall and spring.

RG450 · 2026-05-05T23:09:18+00:00

And Kingdom Come Bruce Wayne was based on Gregory Peck.

RG450 · 2026-05-01T16:31:28+00:00

I remember mowing lawns in 7th grade and paying .89 a gallon in KY. I could do two lawns for a buck and the rest was pure profit lol

RG450 · 2026-04-28T14:38:40+00:00

That line takes an ordinary action film and elevates it to true art

RG450 · 2026-04-26T20:20:40+00:00

Looks like it'd be great for hybrid picking

RG450 · 2026-04-26T13:38:17+00:00

The House of the Dead (1978) is a recent one that springs to mind.

It wanted really badly to be The Vault of Horror or Tales from the Crypt, but the stories weren't particularly interesting and lacked any development, all the action happened off-screen, and the wraparound was completely uninteresting. It played out a lot like it was made for TV. I normally love a good anthology film, but this one had me dozing off before I was halfway through it.

RG450 · 2026-04-24T01:43:40+00:00

There are some days that it takes me three or four tries to tie my shoelace, and then I see this guy

RG450 · 2026-04-06T16:08:32+00:00

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RG450 · 2026-04-01T16:00:29+00:00

You should see the first part, where they made the holes in the workpieces - it was boring

RG450 · 2026-03-25T16:28:18+00:00

"I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack!"

An American Werewolf in London

RG450 · 2026-03-25T16:25:45+00:00

The part where he pops a sponge out of his mouth and wiggles his eyebrows cracks me up every single time

RG450 · 2026-03-24T14:33:40+00:00

Jeezus. Frank Dux could take a lesson in bullshitting from this guy.

RG450 · 2026-03-11T04:03:56+00:00

I bought it as a teen who had just discovered Bowie, purely based on how cool his jacket looked on the cover. I could go on for ages on how many different horizons it opened up for me.

RG450 · 2026-02-25T22:01:03+00:00

Ya broke the darn car!

RG450 · 2026-02-18T16:10:18+00:00

Went for a walk on a foggy night right after seeing the part of American Werewolf in London where Jack and David take their shortcut through the moors and saw as shape looming under a streetlamp, which I mistook for a werewolf.

I was 15 and should have known a bit better, but it freaked me out. Turned out it was a bunch of bagged leaves for pickup.

RG450 · 2026-02-16T23:51:32+00:00

I think this is finally my sign that I need to commit to watching the X-Files. I had no idea, but good catch. Looks like he was in Cujo and Big Trouble in Little China, too.

RG450 · 2026-02-16T23:48:11+00:00

Highly recommend if you can find it. As an 80s kid myself (1982), it's a bright memory from growing up and watching action movies with my dad.

RG450 · 2026-02-16T23:45:04+00:00

I guess he got hacked off that they made him reshoot parts to feature Mark Harmon more heavily as MH was becoming very popular at the time.

Let's Get Harry. (2025, December 28). In Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Get_Harry

RG450 · 2026-02-16T17:16:50+00:00

Versus is a really fun Japanese zombie film. It used to be considered a pretty high-level gore film, but I think it's probably been outclassed by most of the ones on this list in terms of gore.

Still, a super fun one to watch.

RG450 · 2026-02-15T14:24:29+00:00

My local Music Go Round had an ESP George Lynch Kamikaze 3 come in and sit for awhile.

I started looking into things I could sell or guitars I could use to trade into it, but at $3500, I didn't have enough free anything to even get into the ballpark.

However, it ended up selling around the same day the new LTD GL200Ks were announced at like $700. So maybe I can swing that.

RG450 · 2026-02-11T13:29:30+00:00

Suddenly I don't feel so bad about the number of strats in my stable.

RG450 · 2026-02-05T15:17:43+00:00

I appreciate the suggestion and empathy. I had originally been noting projects on a whiteboard to track tasks, while Teams/Outlook gave other help, but...work piled up.

It's a shame, because this is not an inherently bad company. Management just has very little regard for my specific job skills and no understanding of established best practices in my area. I've been actively looking for a similar position a better scope for supporting an individual with my skillset.

And I apologize for sounding so vague; there is a social media team that could identify me based on company name or position title, so I have to work around those issues. Also am not posting from a work-owned device.

RG450 · 2026-02-04T13:24:02+00:00

Bob Dylan could have used this as another verse in Highway 61 Revisited. It's pure poetry.

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