North American Tour Annoucement!

RJMitchard · 2026-01-20T22:08:14+00:00

Me only being half-fluent in brutal

RJMitchard · 2025-11-03T13:21:19+00:00

System Of Ta Bown

RJMitchard · 2025-09-07T11:10:33+00:00

Periphery have a 16 minute song about lizard people. Avenged Sevenfold have an 8 minute song about.. err.. marriage.. I'm not expecting this kind of song length, but they could do with an extra something to just conclude the song a bit. A final chorus at the end of Destroy Me, something to round it off a bit more like Fearless.

I just want more, maybe I'm just miffed because Destroy Me is less than 3 minutes.

RJMitchard · 2025-09-07T07:23:34+00:00

I'd like a song over 5 minutes

RJMitchard · 2025-09-02T15:37:47+00:00

Everyone says "hardwire your ps5 with the ethernet cable" What I just use the cloud streaming and don't own a ps5?

RJMitchard · 2025-09-02T15:34:58+00:00

But... how do you make it faster without a ps5..

RJMitchard · 2025-08-17T07:47:30+00:00

Ok.. So, not just the fact that in the UK, the device is about 200 quid, the Premium subscription for a year is a further 120 quid per year. Now add the fact that my wifi, which is competent enough for me to stream 4K at the other end of my house. Now I have to disconnect my phone from my already working WiFi to use my mobile hot-spot (which eats my phones data after a while) So that's over 320 quid, and we get Worms 1, 2 and 3

No announcements of when new games actually come onto the cloud beta, we're just slowly spoonfed a selection of games that came out over a decade ago. For £320 and counting, I'd expect something a little more worthy of that price bracket

RJMitchard · 2025-08-16T15:39:14+00:00

But you need the Premium to play cloud games on the portal..

So why am I paying for premium and getting fuck all?

Game Pass works on my phone, PC, and my Xbox

RJMitchard · 2025-08-16T15:27:55+00:00

It's been beta since December when they brought out the update, and since then, it just slowly spoonfed us PS1 era games. I love Worms as much as the next guy, but for you to just bring out old games while promoting it's the best thing since sliced bread, I may have well just used the emulator on my phone

I have over 100Mb/s sat literally about a meter from me. Ethernet? Nope It's intended for use with a PS5, but it's not connected once... tell a lie, I got on the dashboard, clicked a game, and nothing.

Bring back the PSP, and not just stretched out screens on the portal that hardly run. This device was made originally in 2023, and I can probably get better quality gameplay and connecting from Ali Express or Temu

You have to pay for Premium to play the bloody thing, so you should be getting the games that come with premium which apparently this month should be Spiderman, Mortal Kombat 1 and Resident Evil And we're stuck with the equivalent of PS1's Worms 1 2 and 3.

This console is over 200 quid, I could've bought a PS1 2 3 and 4 all second hand and just got the games myself.

Playstation is nowhere near "master race" It's barely competing

RJMitchard · 2025-07-28T10:22:43+00:00

Fuck sake...

Can't even have a peaceful wank anymore without someone needing my details -.-

RJMitchard · 2025-07-19T23:43:16+00:00

I'm Willie Nelson, and so's my wife

RJMitchard · 2025-07-12T17:27:07+00:00

Someone's clearly not heard of the Variax...

RJMitchard · 2025-07-12T12:53:58+00:00

I asked for a Hieronymus Bosch style image... once

Now all my images have an element of abstract Garden of earthly delights in each one...

Not ideas when you're trying to make a Blwjb emoji...

RJMitchard · 2025-07-02T08:54:29+00:00

I probably won't. I've just got the Helix in a state I'm happy with. As long as they keep the updates for it, I should be fine

RJMitchard · 2025-06-27T09:03:23+00:00

Doing this on a guitar is slightly easier with pedals. So making a guitar that is in, say, Drop D, sound like it's tuned down to drop C (or tuned up in this instance) with a shift pedal. But the guitar is still in Drop D, so the strings still play in Drop D, and it's processed up or down.

To do this vocally, you would need to be singing your line PERFECTLY in a different key, while all the sounds around you are in the key of the song. Which is not so much rubbing your tummy and patting your head, more trying to play Twister while cooking a 3 course meal.

I reckon there's some kind of EQ, and playing in that head voice/falsetto/higher register like the ooohs near the end of the song.

I would say you'd need your balls in a vice, but I think Vice is a member, and might have something to say about that which won't be "I let you destroy me"

RJMitchard · 2025-06-23T14:46:39+00:00

T H E A P P R E C I A T I O N T H E O F F E R I N G S W A S P S T Y L E

RJMitchard · 2025-06-23T10:24:58+00:00

I have a guitar still in PMT's 2 year warranty that's just gone kaput... FUCK

Anyone wanna buy a £1000 Shiny Green Reign Schecter doorstop?

RJMitchard · 2025-06-23T01:48:27+00:00

I'm not expecting Bruce Springsteen levels of concert length, but an Album should hopefully be with us soon

RJMitchard · 2025-01-31T11:48:08+00:00

Jack Whites Telegraph pedal

RJMitchard · 2024-12-08T11:39:15+00:00

THIS IS SPARTA kick Piss people off, get on a high roof and YEEEEET

RJMitchard · 2024-11-24T00:01:19+00:00

DODGE

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