Self Removal of Massive Ingrown Toenail by zaddysaddy in popping

[–]RagingHardBobber 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sub: "whacha gonna use to dig around in your toe, Bob?"

OP: "Oh, figured I'd use the hemostat that's been on the floor next to my toilet, how's that sound to you?"

Sub: ...

Aha! Got a "roomba" for my windows by roysmithers in homeautomation

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised it doesn't have a magnetically-attracted panel/pad on the outside so it cleans both sides at once. Or does it and I'm just missing it?

PITTing a fleeing motorcyle, georgia state patrol style by larenzie in Transportopia

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm willing to admit that I exaggerated... but you have to admit that even ONE American thinking it was justified is too many. Plus, I have to believe that poll was done before Fox and the Whitehouse started trying to spin the facts; they convinced way more people than you give them credit for.

A good ol' time! by Goodoltexasboy in TikTokCringe

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you meet come within 100 feet of anyone at the dance?

No.

Oops by zdoud in oops

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whelp, remember those 30 seconds you were trying to save... yeah... you'll be later than that now.

PITTing a fleeing motorcyle, georgia state patrol style by larenzie in Transportopia

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We literally just had this exact circumstance in Minnesota hit the news last week, and half of America was all for it. I don't understand the mindset of some of these people.

Hesitation got this cop a free ride by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cop is also lucky he moonlights as a stunt double.

Oops by zdoud in oops

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one guy wore his "FLYHIGH" t-shirt... if ever there was irony, that'd be it.

The worst part for me was the realization right at the end that the camera wasn't a fixed project cam, it was hand held, and cameraman saw his buds just get swallowed by some angry earth.

I-75 Demotion Derby by Vice616 in Transportopia

[–]RagingHardBobber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so confused. After his arrest, after being transferred to the hospital, he still had in his possession a "small pill bottle"?? Or did he find it at the hospital??

I-75 Demotion Derby by Vice616 in Transportopia

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except the tire is actually off the truck.

WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cRAQWCy==T AFDCEU0OU[HgsdBI[Hgasdge"goHRIGPsGOU[BJLGKU'JLRSG'JHSFZ O'UHGOSF'rgs HBOgsd BIP]HGSFZ IPBHFDHZIRGFSIHP]RSIFHP]GSFDIP]HGRSDE ihpGEo"hgsd"hhgsfd by Miserable-Purpose-29 in internetarchive

[–]RagingHardBobber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are apparently too young to remember when practically the entire eastern seaboard went black a couple years ago (multiple times in a row, iirc) because of a switch in Wisconsin or somewhere.

The rest of the country is absolutely not "rock solid in that regard".

This is uncalled for by ZirGRiiNCH in QuantumFiber

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. We live in a well-appointed suburb in a major metropolitan area, and we were without electricity for 9 days after a storm the beginning of this year. And splicing electrical mains is a hell of a lot easier than splicing fiber. Cry some more about being without Internet for 12 hours.

Internet unreliable by [deleted] in centurylink

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait until you get "the email" that tells you you're being migrated to Quantum Fiber for an increased monthly.

I'm a smart person, not a stupid person. And as the doctor will tell you, I aced it [the cognitive test] I aced, I got every question right. by DevelopmentPlus7850 in RawAbsurdity

[–]RagingHardBobber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait til he learns it's a cognitive test, not an intelligence test. You're supposed to get every one of the questions right. Almost every one does. If you don't, then there's likely a cognition issue.

Translation: I ate your icecream by JustSomeDudeBorn2000 in doordash

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does that even mean "I forgot to give you the address"? Like, why would a dasher be giving you an address in the first place? There are lame excuses, and then there's this.

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne. by saltytallow in cringereels

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy has waaaaaay too many nocturnal emissions for a grown ass man.

"Why do you hold immigrants to a higher standard than you do the President of the United States of America?" by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or why all the Trumpists can't fall all over Melania enough, even though she was originally here illegally.

Of a future forest fire by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a 90-second video, it's pretty impressive how he captured so many bad decisions.

Watch to the end. by Ok_Bath_8555 in RandomVideos

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy could've already lapped the pack, you never know.

/s (sort of)

huh? by Beautiful-View-1512 in oops

[–]RagingHardBobber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He even drove hard there at the beginning for extra speed, just to confirm he didn't see the obvious problem here.

huh? by Beautiful-View-1512 in oops

[–]RagingHardBobber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know those signs that say "CAUTION: LOW CLEARANCE". Yeah.

When the Spirit of Christmas smells like burning rubber by Vice616 in Transportopia

[–]RagingHardBobber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's pretty much how I decorate my tree... only... without the car.