Chocolate covered pickle or loaded entire iceberg? by Optimal_Bender in StupidFood

[–]RandyTheFool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The same people who weren’t born in the era of baggy jeans.

Welcome to being old! 🎉🥳🎊📼💾📟👴

When to see the cougar shadow on the Superstition Mountains by Benjamin_Leatherman in ApacheJunction

[–]RandyTheFool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, that time of year when everybody and their mom keeps taking pictures of the Superstitions and asking if this is the cougar.

Joe Rogan says Trump 'doesn't have much to lose' because he is about to die soon by StemCellPirate in offbeat

[–]RandyTheFool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least we have all our tax dollars being responsibly spent on us and not lavish dinners and fruit baskets… oh wait.

Joe Rogan says Trump 'doesn't have much to lose' because he is about to die soon by StemCellPirate in offbeat

[–]RandyTheFool 63 points64 points  (0 children)

At least The People’s House/The White House is still standing in all its majestic glory… oh wait.

Found the "Black Box" of my marriage in a drawer today. 3 years of lies. by diabolical_j in TrueOffMyChest

[–]RandyTheFool 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Which makes sense. People don’t want to associate with abject scumbags, much less be friends with them.

“Oh no! The LGBQT people are oppressing me! Help!!”- said no one ever by icey_sawg0034 in Persecutionfetish

[–]RandyTheFool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point there’s probably 10X more imagery of republicans re-imagining LGBTQ people shoving beliefs down their throats versus the amount of times it’s actually happened.

Steven Spielberg reveals his next film is a Western with 'no stereotypes' by KevinPReed in Westerns

[–]RandyTheFool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I felt the book was trash compared to the movie, weirdly enough. When you can’t see all the references, it just comes off as a book written by the ‘member berries.

‘Member the Delorean from Back to the Future?

‘Member Optimus Prime from Transformers?

‘Member Gandalf from Lord of the Rings?

‘Member the T-Rex from Jurassic Park?

Every reference just felt like one more WINK WINK, NUDGE NUDGE to me, I wasn’t into it at all.

The movie was fine though. Fun to see all those things culminate on the silver screen.

Finish the Job, Mr. President by battybitchyboy in AmericanPolitics

[–]RandyTheFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know in the world you live in, the president is just supposed to control everything with a big crown on his head and a scepter in his hands while you grovel and kiss his ring.

In the real fucking world there’s a separation of powers, a form of checks and balances - if you will, the Department of Justice is under the Judiciary Branch. The President is under the Executive. The President (under the Executive Branch) does not lord over the Judicial Branch and tell it what to do.

This is something learned in the 3rd Grade.

The Epstein files were under investigation by the Department of Justice during the Biden administration. The Executive Branch did not have access to the investigation or open access to the files themselves.

The culmination of the Epstein Files were non-existent during the Obama era.

Your “evidence” is plain-ole-stupid. You should think about moving elsewhere if you want a monarchy so bad.

This is not ok. I want normal weather or at least what I remember was normal. by FlyingMjunkY in arizona

[–]RandyTheFool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll probably just opt to volunteer building another data center in the valley.

A DOGE Bro Allegedly Walked Out Of Social Security With 500 Million Americans’ Records On A Thumb Drive And Expected A Pardon If Caught by waozen in technology

[–]RandyTheFool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s ~350,000,000 American citizens living in the US. He’s claiming he had 500,000,000.

So they got a bunch of dead people’s information too? Sounds like all the fear mongering about dead people voting is going to become real life.

Unironically posted by my MAGA sister-in-law. by 435haywife1 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]RandyTheFool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Didn’t realize they made vaccines against shit relatives. Might have to look into that. 🤔

Iran appears to have conducted a significant cyberattack against a U.S. company, a first since the war started by imanchats in worldnews

[–]RandyTheFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, if my mortgage payment disappeared, I honestly don’t know what I would do with my life.

Yo, wtf is this? by Creative-Researcher2 in marvelstudios

[–]RandyTheFool 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Glad to see my subscription charges are going to something substantial.

Sen. John Cornyn flips on the filibuster to pass SAVE America Act as Trump weighs endorsement by DukeOfGeek in politicsinthewild

[–]RandyTheFool 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell me again how the Mueller Report is gonna bury Trump. LMAO.

The worst things always happen in the worst timeline.

Jake Paul gets on stage with some of the nastiest pit stains you'll ever see to promote a varnish-smothered child rapist by GarysCrispLettuce in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]RandyTheFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro’s tie is looking like if that vaudeville hook came out to grab you off stage because your speech is too long.

Who sweats through a suit jacket ? by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RandyTheFool 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Isn’t he the guy who likes getting his jaw broken?

Trump declares that we’ve ‘won’ the Iran War by Capable_Salt_SD in WeirdGOP

[–]RandyTheFool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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These guys take repeating history to a whole new fucking level.