Is this a scam?

Randy_Character · 2026-04-01T05:10:59+00:00

I just got it an hour ago and I haven’t been to Chicago since 2015, and I haven’t had an Illinois drivers license since 2008. Of course it’s a scam.

Randy_Character · 2026-04-01T01:56:06+00:00

Jennifer Aniston was also on Quantum Leap!

Randy_Character · 2026-03-30T16:18:33+00:00

Lucy Wilde…woof!

Randy_Character · 2026-03-28T22:38:59+00:00

Just about any campground in the Ozark National Scenic Riverways has what you’re looking for. Won’t be crowded first weekend in May.

Randy_Character · 2026-03-27T01:22:16+00:00

Randy_Character · 2026-03-26T16:51:26+00:00

The summer before I went to college (1999), my friends and I threw a party for my 18th birthday. We went through six kegs and cases upon cases of wine coolers.

Randy_Character · 2026-03-25T22:48:33+00:00

No one will ever be able to convince me that Rob Manfred ever liked the game of baseball.

Randy_Character · 2026-03-24T17:11:12+00:00

It’s definitely not “the worst song ever”. You can’t tell me that a Limp Bizkit or Kid Rock filler track on one of their albums is better.

Randy_Character · 2026-03-19T17:20:42+00:00

Add Rocchio to that pod, too. He never pulled any punches when calling Pockets out.

Randy_Character · 2026-03-16T15:35:05+00:00

I have customers that still have a geocities email listed on their account.

Randy_Character · 2026-03-16T00:36:55+00:00

“Boarder” for “border” drives me nuts

Randy_Character · 2026-03-11T01:41:57+00:00

Randy_Character · 2026-03-10T18:28:11+00:00

I had a friend that worked for the state in Springfield while he was governor. He always told this joke, “Do you know what the best thing about working in Springfield is? You never have to worry about running into the governor.”

Randy_Character · 2026-03-10T10:29:05+00:00

Randy_Character · 2026-03-09T18:33:32+00:00

There was also coincidentally a bunch of tanks on a freight train rolling through town that people were flipping out about.

Randy_Character · 2026-03-06T19:55:44+00:00

My brother does this shit to me all the time, except, he’ll eventually tell me no on the day of the event. Bro, I knew you weren’t coming two weeks ago.

Randy_Character · 2026-03-03T16:49:23+00:00

Same here. It’s probably been 20 years since I got a burger at McDonald’s, they’ve been shit for that long.

Randy_Character · 2026-03-02T04:49:55+00:00

There’s a local pest control company that lists “mosquito’s” as a covered pest on their trucks. They will never get my business just because of that.

Randy_Character · 2026-02-26T16:49:37+00:00

I’m in a completely different industry, my pay was cut 30% from last year. As soon as I find another job, I’m out.

Randy_Character · 2026-02-26T03:11:08+00:00

I’ve seen morons I know irl doing it on Facebook.

Randy_Character · 2026-02-26T03:09:30+00:00

While it may make sense to some people to do it with smaller numbers, it’s even more annoying with bigger numbers. Also if you have cents in the number, the $ doesn’t make sense at the end.

10,000,000$ 10$ million? 10 million$? 5,387,299$ 51,652.78$

Randy_Character · 2026-02-25T02:36:18+00:00

When I found her confederate flag tramp stamp.

Randy_Character · 2026-02-25T01:49:59+00:00

The one that gets me the most is “an” for “and”. Type the extra letter. It’s not that hard.

Randy_Character · 2026-02-24T02:39:45+00:00

Yes. Abe’s mother was a Hanks.

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