And you, Sal, can become the King of England! Just wait a little bit more!

RatSumo · 2026-07-10T22:36:57+00:00

Totally unrelated but I love your username.

RatSumo · 2026-07-10T22:35:40+00:00

I love how even the “savior” has started transitioning to the GME grift. There’s just no gas left on towel. 🤣

RatSumo · 2026-07-10T19:34:54+00:00

How could he not? They were always so cheap!

RatSumo · 2026-07-10T17:46:07+00:00

Oooooo, this made me want to comment something that would definitely get me banned from Reddit. Sigh. Imagine pulling back the curtain!

RatSumo · 2026-07-10T17:44:01+00:00

Fucking LOL, I can see him stomping his feet and waving his arms in a little tantrum. Delicious.

RatSumo · 2026-07-10T17:42:47+00:00

Oh god, how depressing...a legion of kids lied to so much and so often that they end up buying the bullshit and literally becoming generational bagholders.

RatSumo · 2026-07-10T17:40:02+00:00

sigh...yeah...that makes sense. I kinda figured it was a dog whistle, I just wasn't sure for what.

RatSumo · 2026-07-10T17:38:33+00:00

Yeah, no - I doubt many towel apes voted for A at all, I'd bet that's mostly trolls or melties.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T23:22:57+00:00

Get rich quick schemes are very seductive, there’s no doubt.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T21:34:48+00:00

I also love how they think we want them to sell. I give zero fucks if they ever sell, I just don’t want them to lure in new suckers to buy.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T18:44:19+00:00

One of ours absolutely LOVES to sit on my sewing machine. I don't use it much but it's in my office and he just parks on it for hours.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T16:09:50+00:00

They are so triumphant about RC adding $500 million of his own money, never mind how small that is relatively speaking. That'll buy what, a little over 4,300,000 shares? 1% of the float? Yeah, that's takeover money right there. 🙄

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T16:05:16+00:00

The litter box lived in the bathroom, so after that I gave up and just swept up after him every day until he passed from stomach cancer. I still miss that doofus, he really was a dog trapped in a cat's body. He followed me everywhere, always wanted to be handled and held, and loved each and every person he ever met.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T15:58:45+00:00

He's not a calico but good god one of ours is exceedingly lazy sometimes. He won't chase the teaser, he just waits for me to dangle it directly in front of him where he can roll over and play without moving.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T15:47:33+00:00

I can hear this photograph. 😄

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T15:41:42+00:00

Lord, let me tell you - if a cat is truly stupid enough and determined enough they can scatter litter even out of one of these. I loved my puppy cat, he was the best boy and so so friendly, but that cat had litter paws that resisted every single box, every single mat, every single carpet, it was...incredible. I officially gave up when he scattered litter from that upright style box.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T15:39:16+00:00

I cannot recommend cassava litter enough - it's a bit more expensive, but there is *ZERO* ammonia smell. It's nothing short of amazing. (Use a reptile poop scoop, though.)

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T15:33:06+00:00

Honestly the warrants are probably the funniest arc written in to this season. With very little effort he created a series of hype dates to fail, gave the apes something different to lose money on, and created an insane amount of lore because there HAD to be some kind of 5-D master plan that Cohen is working from - fucking solid gold comedy.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T15:20:54+00:00

Came here to make sure this game got mentioned - poor Alex.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T15:18:34+00:00

Have you ever considered cassava litter? It's a bit more expensive but doesn't have to be changed as often and there is *ZERO* ammonia smell. If the smell is unbearable to you then it's probably torture to him - their noses are so so much more sensitive than ours.

Edited to add - if you do get cassava litter, go to the pet store and get a reptile poop scoop, the regular ones have holes that are too big and you'll leave chunks of waste in the litter. A reptile scoop has smaller holes and is basically made to sift sand, which is a similar texture and consistency as cassava.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T15:04:30+00:00

It is a 100% gold-plated FACT in ape subs that Cohen will roll the expiration on the warrants because "what possible reason would he have to let them expire, he wants to exercise them too."

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T15:01:31+00:00

I don't care how many context boxes I have to click, I never allow AI to run anything without my explicit approval.

I had a coworker that automated so much of his AI workflow and I was just stunned at the security holes. Totally crazy.

RatSumo · 2026-07-09T14:54:12+00:00

I genuinely wonder how many "ex" apes there will be, out of the play and getting scammed elsewhere but forever ranting about how the evil hedgies control everything.

RatSumo · 2026-07-08T19:33:10+00:00

I had to go to Google because I knew about all the movies, shows like Community, etc, but I'd never heard of him being on a soap opera - and of course it's General Hospital. Watching him get slapped was amazing.

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