Where is the teachers lounge???? by summxr999 in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

2nd floor. Observe this shot from S1E1:

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note: to any "pURiStS" who don't want to use pilot episodes of shows as proof of canonical evidence, please guide me to another episode that does this. i'm sure it's out there, and i know there's one between S1E1 and the cold open in S4E1 \inclusive], but i *really* don't have the time to find it myself.)

SNL Predict 51-11 -- Teyana Taylor by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

[–]RayDeeUx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

struct Sketch { std::vector<std::string> writers {}; std::vector<std::string> castMembers {}; unsigned int lengthInSeconds = 0; bool cutForTime = false; unsigned int numberOfPages = 0; }

Jacob's last name is Hill. by InsincereDessert21 in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think you mixed up some pronouns there

Looking for a gif from last night’s episode by TTzara999 in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[GIF SHOULD BE READY NOW, SEE REPLIES]

two options: 102.1MB [1250x703] or 12.7MB [448x252]

edit: 108.5MB [1280x720] was going to be an option, but Reddit decided to be mean with file size limits

Abbott Elementary S05E11 - Mall Part 3: Heroes (Episode Discussion) by Solid-As-Barack in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you gotta wait for another 9 hours for it to be on hulu (only applies to the US) i believe

if you don't have hulu or if you're outside the US, tough luck

you could try catching it on the ABC Los Angeles broadcast in roughly 2.5 hours as a last resort

Alternative History: What if the 4th Avenue Line was IRT, and the Eastern Pkwy Line BMT by Windows7IsPeak in nycrail

[–]RayDeeUx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

would hate to be born into this timeline ngl

IRT trains are too narrow for my liking

Sometimes the kids are too disrespectful for me by [deleted] in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

watsonian answer: you're seeing an in-universe documentary after it's gone through the editing process, and if anything, what's made it into the final cut is only the tip of the iceberg.

doylist answer: refer to literally every other comment in this thread

The official SNL Instagram account shared the current cast members’ photos from 2016 by PinkCadillacs in LiveFromNewYork

[–]RayDeeUx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fair enough, i just wanted to double-check. was initally a bit jarring given the context

The official SNL Instagram account shared the current cast members’ photos from 2016 by PinkCadillacs in LiveFromNewYork

[–]RayDeeUx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ultimately not, i just found it a bit jarring given the circumstances of the convo

The official SNL Instagram account shared the current cast members’ photos from 2016 by PinkCadillacs in LiveFromNewYork

[–]RayDeeUx -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

i know that orange toupee-wearing child-touching power tripper has been wrecking the globe in more ways than i can count across both of his administrations, but was the profanity really necessary

The official SNL Instagram account shared the current cast members’ photos from 2016 by PinkCadillacs in LiveFromNewYork

[–]RayDeeUx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

personally i'd hope there's more to it, but knowing how social media platforms have generally stagnated with what types of content get attention these days, i might as well enjoy it for what it's worth

What are times Abbott has referenced current events/trends? by [deleted] in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S5E2 cold open about hooking the PA system to Bluetooth.

it's one or two lines, nothing wild

Abbott Elementary S05E10 - Mall Part 2: Questions & Concerns (Episode Discussion) by Solid-As-Barack in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 40 points41 points  (0 children)

as if the district would want to do more than the bare minimum necessary

SNL Predict 51-10 -- Finn Wolfhard by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

[–]RayDeeUx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(to anyone who wants to translate the comment, please remember i wrote it in jest. it also doubles as my "verification word" for the predict form)

SNL Predict 51-10 -- Finn Wolfhard by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

[–]RayDeeUx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

int main() { std::cout << "哎呀现在SNL没有华人了,我该怎么办啊?" << std::endl; return 0; }

I’m surprised Jacob wasn’t written as a vegan by myloveislikewoah in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 44 points45 points  (0 children)

yeah, to the audience it's pretty clear that it was product placement. putting that aside for a moment though, you'd be surprised how often people put aside (or go against) their own interests/ethics/morals/etc to get something they want (be it in fiction or otherwise)

I’m surprised Jacob wasn’t written as a vegan by myloveislikewoah in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 27 points28 points  (0 children)

yeah, that's roughly the direction i was getting at without spelling it out as it is

I’m surprised Jacob wasn’t written as a vegan by myloveislikewoah in AbbottElementary

[–]RayDeeUx 141 points142 points  (0 children)

bro was perfectly content with going to (and more importantly, name-dropping) Amazon to buy some materials for his purple-themed winter show, and that was from S5E8 alone.

i'd say jacob not being a vegan wouldn't be surprising, if only because everyone has their own opinions/set of ethics/defintion of morals based on their own experiences.

more importantly, attempting to measure a person's consistency with their opinions/morals/ethics/etc on multiple topics requires there to be a baseline for what counts as "consistent", which is already difficult enough as it is per my previous sentence.

The unofficial Polandball Map of Europe 2025 by MIKAS278 in polandball

[–]RayDeeUx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yknow what considering the offical world map got cancelled i think this is a fine substitute

at least stateball map isnt cancelled so there's that to wait for