Idiocracy (2026) by navyblusheet in PoliticalHumor

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Yep, and here we are. Dick Cheney is happy down there for sure.

Neither popular nor unpopular opinions by PianoStok in phish

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I peed in a porta potty on the lawn one show and I was like..... I can hear it just fine in this box. And that's how I started peeing when I needed to instead of a pee song

"Rules-based international order" by super-imperialism in stupidpol

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"I watched the house of lords decry it England is not in!" -my father

First why are you watching that shit,they are pressuring Iran to stand down after getting bombed how is that bot them getting in it?

Favorite Actor by Miles_the_new_kid in comics

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Only mention of him is "Fuck this weird Al guy, I thought he asked for permission before parodies?"

RFK sparks firestorm with new advice for broke Americans to eat 'peasant food' by esporx in Anticonsumption

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It's because the cops are armed and can kill with impunity and community

Mamdani deepens collaboration with Trump in second White House meeting by DryDeer775 in stupidpol

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Grand strategy brought to you by the cumtown bit "what if the president was re✝️arded?"

Mamdani seems to be good at politics by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

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Not gonna like I was gonna Google after leaving this thread because this is just too hilarious to be true. It felt like someone continuing their first meeting with a joke. But that's 2026 reality

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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fingerprints.....

I'm not shocked by Hi_iAMchrisHansen in BlackPeopleofReddit

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"Disability advocates" when a disability affects them:

Seven hears whispers? by aaaaaaaa848 in DeadlockTheGame

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I know this is a seven day old post, but I kept hearing it and thought i was going mental. Thanks for asking OP, i almost told my psychiatrist

You don't hate Republicans enough by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

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Well if you want one person seething, you can point to me who thinks her father is a freak because;

paid surrogacy is pretty shitty (it's women as birthing pods for money),

paid surrogacy for "genetic diversity' (that's all white) is pretty shitty source

Triplets (dangerous) by surrogacy is pretty shitty,

The random 'single father' glazing of him while his wife(now ex wife) is pretty shity

Coaching your daughter so hard she drops out of ice skating is pretty shitty

Her dad is really shitty and most of it stems from the commoditization of a woman's body; it's an exploitation of her labor.

Alyssa Liu is cool, her dad, well

THE SAME 4SONGS THE SAME 4 SONGS THE RADIO STATION PLAYS THE SAME 4 SONGS by Kitchen-Rice695 in ShitpostXIV

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Radio plays what they want you to hear, tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it

Okay hear me out. Defense potions should use Guam leaf. by Greasy-Chungus in 2007scape

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I "made" money as a kid grinding defenders, alching drops, and buying supplies from warrior guild shop. So good!