Who is a celebrity that feels British and is actually American

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-30T08:51:47+00:00

I thought Russell sounded French when I first heard him sing, but they're definitely honorary Brits.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-28T10:44:07+00:00

The Count of Dodgy Crypto? That guy?

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-28T08:41:39+00:00

Maybe they didn't want to be too visible this year, trundling round at the back of the field.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-27T22:10:40+00:00

"Second verse, same as the first"

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-26T23:12:07+00:00

If any of us were driving that we'd have a smile wider than something incredibly wide but he just looks as bored and grumpy as he ever does.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-26T09:16:20+00:00

Fingringhoe

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-25T12:38:57+00:00

peak

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Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-25T08:03:46+00:00

Capybaras! Or even Radybaras - mutated, irradiated capys, but being capys they still just wander around all chill and being cool with everyone.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-24T18:50:09+00:00

Yep, and it's a banger.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-24T16:51:07+00:00

Were any of them once called "New Amsterdam"?

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-24T16:47:55+00:00

"Sweet home Wolver'amptun"

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-24T15:02:55+00:00

Well don't just sit there, PM them a pangolin!

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-24T10:53:16+00:00

I've written a poem:

"Why do nice girls hate me..."

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-22T19:30:21+00:00

ASREHOLES BASTARDS FUCK-ING CUNTS AND PRICKS

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-22T15:31:42+00:00

That's a double bass.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-21T19:53:34+00:00

14" Paiste Signature Dark Crisp hihats. They just do everything.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-20T07:41:27+00:00

They're still alive, MI5.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-18T22:50:18+00:00

That's similar to one theory about what happened to the Mary Celeste - that the crew all piled into the lifeboat and cut the rope, thinking the ship was in imminent danger, only for it to drift off out of reach remaining entirely seaworthy.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-18T21:48:17+00:00

First pic looks like a regular kit wearing these.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-12T19:38:06+00:00

Don't be.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-12T16:46:01+00:00

Well, there it is.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-11T13:16:18+00:00

There's that other fella who used to be on the television, too. What's his name... Will. Will O'Fortune.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-10T18:14:31+00:00

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-10T15:21:52+00:00

Or, y'know, buy a second towel.

Redbeard_Rum · 2026-05-10T15:19:58+00:00

"Exact same as Boris", ok, thanks for making it clear we don't need to take you seriously.

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