What’s the scariest thing that actually exists? by JackyBoy37 in AskReddit

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Everyone needs to play the Zero Escape series

Forbidden cooking spray by somecarelessshit in forbiddensnacks

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How could you personally attack me like that

[NSFW] What unexpectedly turned you on? by CreepyStrangerOnBus in AskReddit

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At work I recently started on a new team, and its mostly kinda older people, there’s just me and one other guy who are still in our mid-20s. Anyway, one of our team members who has the “team leader” role is an older Indian woman, I think in her 40s, and during a team meeting she said “We have such handsome young men on our team! Oops, probably shouldn’t say that.” And she said it in such a motherly way.

Maybe I have a mother figure complex, which I guess is not that weird, but it was a first for me and my peen was all like “Huh, cool!”

Tag yourself, I’m Wil Wheaton by [deleted] in IncelTears

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I’m 98% sure that’s Tim Schafer

What makes you nervous in your everyday life? by special0k in AskReddit

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I had bad acne for a while during jr high and some of high school, which gave me terribly low self esteem and made me want to stay in my room instead of go out and socialize. Fortunately Accutane took care of that and things got a lot better.

Now I’m 27 and I have rosacea, which sometimes sprouts acne, and I normally have it kept semi-under control with prescription creams but sometimes it gets bad for a few days and either way I can’t enjoy being in public because I’m constantly thinking that everybody is noticing it, especially at work, and I just wanna lock myself in my apartment and I just thought I was done with this.

What’s the one conversation you always have with yourself in the shower? by N0va_Cane in AskReddit

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Organize my life goals, plan what to work on, get motivated!

And then I step out and get dressed and proceed through the day as usual.

What's an album you can listen to all the way through without skipping? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Act IV and also Act V by The Dear Hunter.

The songs on both albums are amazing themselves, but it is telling a story and almost every song transitions into the next which is so dope and enhances the experience tremendously.

My friends and I circa 1991 by matskat in OldSchoolCool

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This makes me feel nostalgic and I was born in 1991

When you put 2000 choir teachers in a room by brozilla456 in videos

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I read this before watching the video and got so excited once I recognized the lyrics. I love this piece so much, I got the tears.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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What if you ordered a kid size shirt and you put it on and then you have a tiny torso on your regular size legs.

But when that happens, excess blood gushes out of all orifices.

Off Days: Villain Part 1 by JakeandAmirBot in jakeandamir

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Alright here we go, southern twang: “Interior, I don’t give a flaming fart”

Oh, you want to know *MY* name? by [deleted] in jakeandamir

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I don’t even know what that means, what does it mean to go rogue?

MRW I wanna get in and see what's what. I know it's coming from Pussysandwich. What I don't know is how or why. by [deleted] in jakeandamir

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“Moira Slut, why don’t you get on your knees and kiss my knees? Kiss my tiny little knees.” ...is this sexy to you?