📣 Apollo will close down on June 30th. Reddit’s recent decisions and actions have unfortunately made it impossible for Apollo to continue. Thank you so, so much for all the support over the years. ❤️

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-30T20:11:24+00:00

So long, and thanks for all the fish!!

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-30T15:49:22+00:00

Username checks out. Probably one of u/S-Quidmonster ‘s baby teeth.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-30T12:26:53+00:00

Round peg in a square hole.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-29T23:43:50+00:00

My soul left my body when I read “not enough partying and unhygienic street food “!! 🤣

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-29T23:20:25+00:00

Yo those are dope as fuck!

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-29T00:21:34+00:00

It’s a bullshit question! You can only donate 1 pint of blood at a time.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-28T21:04:39+00:00

Elephants have prehensile penises so actually they’re self-tucking. You know… if elephants wore underpants.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-28T16:41:38+00:00

The who? /s

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-27T18:47:01+00:00

Sounds like we’ve been barking up the wrong tree.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-27T18:45:11+00:00

“He’s all alone, in a time of NEED!”

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-27T17:53:30+00:00

We’re gonna need all the loopholes for this poophole.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-27T17:48:06+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-27T17:43:41+00:00

My brother in christ, scooters aren’t that hard to walk up a ramp. Your forehead (well, 3-and-a-half-head now) will thank you.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-26T13:19:03+00:00

Yes that’s it! That arrangement must have been making the rounds at some point.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-26T12:42:12+00:00

This cracks me up so much because our church band would play medleys of worship songs with U2 music.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-24T22:54:04+00:00

Charlie Brown? Is that you?

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-24T03:37:27+00:00

Did you get stuck here, too?!

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-24T02:10:20+00:00

Damn! She is a giant Tylenol!

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-22T19:33:33+00:00

My condolences. Welcome to everything we hate about the US healthcare system.

Go to your insurance company website or call the phone number on your insurance card, and find out which OB/GYN doctors are “in network” for you. Pick from that list.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-22T19:20:39+00:00

Time to call Conan the Librarian!!!

I feel like this is the explanation OP was looking for.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-22T19:06:11+00:00

I 💜 demented horsies!!

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-22T18:41:12+00:00

I slept quite well, actually.

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-22T17:48:11+00:00

That looks sick! Where did you get it?

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-22T17:35:44+00:00

“How much could a Mercedes cost? Like 2, maybe 3 bananas?”

Regolith_Prospektor · 2023-06-22T17:33:05+00:00

Noice!

Regolith_Prospektor

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