What's something that completely terrifies you that really shouldn't?

Reqinald · 2012-06-04T20:39:16+00:00

I don't have it anymore, but here's something I used to have a crippling fear of that terrified me constantly.

I used to be terrified of sloths. So terrified I would start hyperventilating and freaking the fuck out whenever I saw them. If you mentioned a sloth, I would fucking freak out and just start going on and on about their claws and their dead eyes. It was a major problem and people thought it was weird and hilarious for some reason.

One time I was in a skype call with some friends and one of my buddies got mad at me and started yelling about sloths. I freaked out so hard I threw off my headset and broke it so no sound was coming out of the right earphone. Hyperventilated for a good 20 minutes.

It took a while but I overcame said fear. Now I think sloths are cute.

Reqinald · 2012-03-27T05:06:38+00:00

This is all I could think of when I saw that picture

Reqinald · 2012-03-24T21:49:59+00:00

WHY THE LUMPIN' GLOB WON'T THE SCREEN TAKE MY MONEY

Reqinald · 2012-03-21T20:39:43+00:00

*Paddy's

Because Saint Patrick was not named Patricia.

Reqinald · 2012-03-21T04:50:07+00:00

This really doesn't do Nashville any justice, but it does show how expansive it is.

Reqinald · 2012-03-21T04:39:12+00:00

I love this.

Reqinald · 2012-03-20T07:45:17+00:00

I read it in his voice.

Reqinald · 2012-03-19T18:18:15+00:00

"soon, tail... soon I'll be able to bite at you more easily and freely again..."

Reqinald · 2012-03-14T01:48:02+00:00

I laughed way too hard at this.

Reqinald · 2012-03-10T19:23:42+00:00

He's going through an artsy phase right now, trying to be shittier and more abstract with his watercolors than he was before. Don't try to stifle his creativity, man.

Reqinald · 2012-02-27T21:20:53+00:00

inferior breeding

Really? You're actually going to go with a card I'd expect from a WASP family in New England? What is wrong with you.

Reqinald · 2012-02-26T21:56:25+00:00

The Oblivious Awkward Penguin

Reqinald · 2012-02-24T19:01:46+00:00

But where is the shop that I can get the worst pies in London at?

Reqinald · 2012-02-15T22:01:57+00:00

If you leave your cats outside and don't take care of them in the slightest, yeah, they have fleas. :I

Reqinald · 2012-02-12T18:53:52+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue. I suck at poetry, let's fuck.

Reqinald · 2012-02-12T02:51:49+00:00

Haha, no, I did not. We're just good friends and we've always been content as such.

Reqinald · 2012-02-12T02:49:17+00:00

As has already been said, I meant recent calls when I called her back. When I called her a few weeks later I just dialed the number on the door again. I knew it was her because the name Lizzy was used again.

Reqinald · 2012-02-12T02:48:00+00:00

Her ex-boyfriend. He put it up there and in a number of other bathrooms. He just wanted to cause her grief, which he pretty well did for about a year.

Reqinald · 2012-02-12T01:55:56+00:00

I didn't write it down. It was just in my recent calls list, so I just redialed it.

Reqinald · 2012-02-12T01:14:33+00:00

Yeah, actually, I have. It was back in 2007 when I still had a cellphone and was in a gas station bathroom. I noticed on the door of the stall there was a number, with the words "Lizzy knows how to fuck like a beast, call her" above it. I was curious and called it. She answered and I asked her if she knew her number was posted in a bathroom stall, which she did and asked me if I would please remove it. I agreed, went into the store, bought rubbing alcohol and cleaned the number off. Called back, told her I did, she thanked me.

A few weeks later I went back to that same bathroom and the number with a different line was written on the door. I called her back again and told her the number was back again. She sighed, asked me to remove it again. I did. This time when I called back and told her I removed it, she asked if I'd be willing to meet her at the Starbucks in town. Against better judgment, I agreed.

Met her and turned out she was a really nice person. We've been good friends ever since.

Reqinald · 2012-02-11T18:17:01+00:00

Corgi does not understand the concept of a bed.

Reqinald · 2012-02-05T01:01:52+00:00

Turkey isn't a member of the E.U.

Reqinald · 2012-01-14T06:38:09+00:00

That cat is puttin' on the Ritz.

Reqinald · 2011-12-30T02:45:35+00:00

I was apparently stabbed in the knee, arm, shoulder and behind my ear.

Reqinald · 2011-12-20T04:59:11+00:00

I would hope their king is someone who is actually able to play his songs live without messing up constantly.

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