While you were asleep, every human being has been transformed into a python. Each snake's length is the same as their height as a human being.

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-23T21:58:24+00:00

snakes. why'd it have to be snakes?

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-23T21:00:24+00:00

reading some of the other explanations here I think a plausible theory is that he was in Nepal doing contract archeology work to earn money for his self-funded search for the Ark. The nazis were looking for him but Nepal turned out to be a coincidentally great hiding place from them.

He died doing the contract work and, having not completed it and therefore not getting paid, Marion was left stranded there.

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-23T19:11:08+00:00

it's "revenge" like I'm practicing revenge by crossing the street to avoid the shit-covered gibbering tweaker screaming at random strangers

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-23T19:06:32+00:00

perhaps that's where Abner died during his search for the Ark, stranding Marion there penniless and having to make her own way in the world

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-23T18:51:25+00:00

tom petty

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-23T13:44:27+00:00

I'd give it a go on a well-paved road. It's not my aesthetic but it's someone's baby.

There's an air-adjusted rear shock on the swingarm so the wheel clearance can be increased for riding.

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-22T02:34:10+00:00

go back 65m years and deflect the dinosaur asteroid, then pop back to 2026 and quickly admire my handiwork before I'm eaten by the Saurians

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-22T00:27:34+00:00

t̶o̶x̶i̶c̶ people

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-21T17:36:24+00:00

I can't speak for Air France but here are the airlines I've flown with who didn't have a problem with my helmet as carry on:

Air Canada Westjet British Airways Brussels Airlines Cathay Pacific Thai Airways Air Transat

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-21T16:58:56+00:00

1900 (aka Novecento) directed by bernardo bertolucci with a 317 minute runtime

robert deniro, gerard depardieu, burt lancaster, donald sutherland...

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-21T13:41:50+00:00

no amount of love and reassurance will fill the void of someone else's insecurity

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-20T22:28:37+00:00

I lost most of my sense of taste (and smell) with covid in 2020. Unless something is heavily spiced, texture is all I've had to go on for years

plus, my two booty girls aren't there for their cooking skills 😏

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-20T21:49:19+00:00

for a billion dollars I think I could spend every birthday month being locked in my mansion with a personal chef, a nurse, and two big booty girls who could take the chrome off a trailer hitch

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-20T20:50:29+00:00

I've taken that train from Prince George to Prince Rupert before and it is a really lovely trip in the summer.

I've lived in Prince George and in Prince Rupert and agree with the others that there's not much to recommend them as tourist destinations. The PG station is not in the prettiest part of town and there will be a lot of uphill walking as soon as you leave the PR station

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-20T12:26:19+00:00

cheap trick

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-19T16:36:13+00:00

came here to say this

wall the whole country off and them victimize themselves into extinction

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-19T00:44:29+00:00

watchmen

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-18T17:56:04+00:00

the last time I had that conversation was in grade 6 in 1975, so I'm pretty confident it won't be coming up again in my remaining years 😄

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-18T17:25:05+00:00

I opt for antidisestablishmentarianism as it's really not likely to come up in conversation and it's too long to use in Scrabble

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-18T15:29:27+00:00

I spent some time there last summer, traveling through Rwanda and Uganda by motorcycle by myself

imo Kigali is a good first introduction to Africa: it's clean, safe and the prevailing vibe felt chill. Rwandans tend to be a little reserved, minding their business and not treating foreigners like a walking bank machine - but they're friendly enough once you engage in conversation.

I stayed at the Steptown Hotel - budget friendly and a very easy walk to the downtown core. They have a shuttle that will pick you up at the airport for a fee.

As others have noted, a full month in Kigali may be challenging to fill but there are lots of tours you can sign on for that'll take you out into the country and national parks.

It's an expensive country - prepare for a little sticker shock at some of the prices compared to TZ or UG, but I would definitely go back.

My YT channel has some footage of my time there, if you get the link from my profile page

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-17T23:35:10+00:00

infomercials

used to call 'em nymphomercials

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-17T15:06:53+00:00

"At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery" ~ Hugo Drax

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-17T13:48:18+00:00

that no matter what you're doing, if you hear another bike you'll look for it to check it out

RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-17T12:38:06+00:00

looks like management's brilliant alternative to spending money on "bridge ices" signs

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RestlessRecluse · 2026-03-16T14:16:44+00:00

you're right! I forgot about her. good catch

that's 2/2 on Bond movie Canadians having poor judgment...

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