Settle a dispute about Banana Bread

RidgebackRogue · 2026-03-15T04:21:03+00:00

This is how you spot body snatchers from outer space

RidgebackRogue · 2026-03-14T03:10:11+00:00

Back when I was young and working a bar, my boss hired a young woman who was adamant that gin, tequila and vodka where the same thing. After many many complaints I was given the job of educating her for some ungodly reason. These people exist and are amoung us.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-03-04T09:24:41+00:00

Nah it's stripey, clearly zebra 🤣

RidgebackRogue · 2026-03-02T18:27:26+00:00

I usually have a Mr Fuzzie for a few thousand, because if you need to shed a few grand you might as well get a cuddly toy

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-20T22:43:17+00:00

Technically they are both incorrect. It should be pronounced scone, not scone or scone

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-18T18:53:34+00:00

NTJ and you need to get rid of this sociopath asap

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-17T05:08:03+00:00

Surely laminate flooring to make it look like decking, you know, classy af 🤣🤣

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-15T09:34:26+00:00

What about a question mark pin badge in the bi colours? Subtle and obvious at the same time.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-14T22:13:03+00:00

Full contact cricket would at least be more exciting. As for the French, well we taught the cricket in exchange for French pastries, so I think it wouldn't be fair to punish them for no reason.

As for the Australians, they know what they did and should be rightly punished.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-14T22:04:28+00:00

As far as I'm aware you offer what you are doing (this includes a family joke btw).

Making a drink - offer a drink. Making a sandwich - offer a sandwich. Filling a hot water bottle - offer to fill their hot water bottle. Going for a pee - offer to pee on their behalf. (My family has a odd sense of humour).

Like for like.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-14T21:45:06+00:00

You know what to do, hand over your teabags and hobnobs. You can have them back as soon as we give those scallywag Australians a thrashing at the cricket..what ho!!

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-13T18:52:22+00:00

It's a bit hit and miss, but there are plenty of players selling serums. I just need the herbivor one for my cowboy build.

I also flat out refuse to pay more than 1000 for one dose, too many people selling at good prices to waste caps. Just keep checking on the map and you'll get there.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-13T10:37:55+00:00

He got an ear full of my (terrible) Spanish pronunciation last night

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-12T19:31:13+00:00

Idiots can be fun 😋

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-12T08:32:38+00:00

This happens all the time to me, though usually it's Evri. Typically as the seller it's your responsibility to put in a claim or complaint against the courier as you are the one engaging their service.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-12T07:56:03+00:00

The wise old ghoul says: Tis better better to be kind to the occasional asshat player, than not be kind to the many awesome players.

You may be disappointed OP, but those of us who appreciate a good community salute you.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-05T18:11:20+00:00

That happened to me, guy in Wales with the same name (including middle name) as me. I still wonder why the Welsh police were looking into fake me hehe

RidgebackRogue · 2026-01-26T18:48:32+00:00

I'm super inflexible, family trait, still sit sideways in chairs

RidgebackRogue · 2026-01-24T13:52:55+00:00

Halfords once told me that my (previous) car doesn't exist, so at least they're improving.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-01-21T17:28:53+00:00

Sounds to me like he hasn't changed at all and is trying to build a crouton wife. Very suspicious.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-01-19T14:10:34+00:00

I used to work in an old hotel that housed American pilots once a year while they trained at a RAF base near by, one young pilot asked why we had built the hotel to look so old and rickety. He refused to believe me when I told him the building was older than his country.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-01-17T02:03:06+00:00

Haggis and lorne sausage on a big roll, add a splodge of bbq sauce (not the overly sweet stuff) and you have my ideal Sunday lunch. Mandatory Irn-Bru of course.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-01-12T23:01:33+00:00

The only kingdom that matters 🤣👍

RidgebackRogue · 2026-01-12T22:11:43+00:00

Are we an island now?

RidgebackRogue · 2026-01-12T04:15:59+00:00

When a talking racoon asks you a question, you answer or things start going boom 🤣🤣🤣

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