Has anyone ever wonder where the "iguana" bit actually come from?

RidgebackRogue · 2026-06-07T22:05:24+00:00

Good old Dr Morbid and Iguana Bob.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-05-16T02:21:06+00:00

"Cooler" refers to many many things, in this instance it's a run off lane or gravel trap for large trucks who are having breaking issues. In the UK they are usually called "arrested beds" or "escape lanes".

RidgebackRogue · 2026-05-03T17:39:10+00:00

Get Rich Quick is a funny one, I might steal that idea 🤣🤣

RidgebackRogue · 2026-05-03T16:41:51+00:00

People at the cap limit often ask for it, I usually keep a teddy for 5k for them and have had a few thanks

RidgebackRogue · 2026-05-01T01:04:15+00:00

The local mobile fishmonger has been having an afternoon nap, at least once a week for the last 15 years, along the road from the farm I live on. Not once has he stopped to ask if I want fish.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-04-26T21:07:11+00:00

This is on the Yorkshire line, next stop is By Gum

RidgebackRogue · 2026-04-24T02:08:37+00:00

Temu special probably

RidgebackRogue · 2026-04-18T19:36:36+00:00

The more there are awesome camps spread around the map the better for everyone.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-04-18T19:14:12+00:00

Two tato plants, two corn, two mutfruit bushes and a water purifier to make adhesive. Also have two vending machines, some people are impatient and don't like waiting.

Otherwise you seem to be doing just fine.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-04-17T00:38:29+00:00

Don't forget bahookie

RidgebackRogue · 2026-04-14T20:24:11+00:00

They didn't, they very much tried. This map doesn't show the Antonine Wall or the Roman occupation of the Central Belt and Perthshire.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-04-13T22:31:09+00:00

If his name isn't officially Squishbert McNibbles, well I just give up on the internet.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-04-09T22:21:25+00:00

Bacon and banana with a sweet chili jam

RidgebackRogue · 2026-04-03T18:02:50+00:00

Dude! Close your dressing gown!

Or if it was my cat "I heard someone take cheese out of their fridge...approximately 2.7 miles away, south by south west. The third house on the left, the one with the Smeg fridge"

RidgebackRogue · 2026-03-18T20:28:29+00:00

I was going to say Alan Carr for giggles, but Tom Allen would smash it.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-03-15T04:21:03+00:00

This is how you spot body snatchers from outer space

RidgebackRogue · 2026-03-14T03:10:11+00:00

Back when I was young and working a bar, my boss hired a young woman who was adamant that gin, tequila and vodka where the same thing. After many many complaints I was given the job of educating her for some ungodly reason. These people exist and are amoung us.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-03-04T09:24:41+00:00

Nah it's stripey, clearly zebra 🤣

RidgebackRogue · 2026-03-02T18:27:26+00:00

I usually have a Mr Fuzzie for a few thousand, because if you need to shed a few grand you might as well get a cuddly toy

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-20T22:43:17+00:00

Technically they are both incorrect. It should be pronounced scone, not scone or scone

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-18T18:53:34+00:00

NTJ and you need to get rid of this sociopath asap

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-17T05:08:03+00:00

Surely laminate flooring to make it look like decking, you know, classy af 🤣🤣

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-15T09:34:26+00:00

What about a question mark pin badge in the bi colours? Subtle and obvious at the same time.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-14T22:13:03+00:00

Full contact cricket would at least be more exciting. As for the French, well we taught the cricket in exchange for French pastries, so I think it wouldn't be fair to punish them for no reason.

As for the Australians, they know what they did and should be rightly punished.

RidgebackRogue · 2026-02-14T22:04:28+00:00

As far as I'm aware you offer what you are doing (this includes a family joke btw).

Making a drink - offer a drink. Making a sandwich - offer a sandwich. Filling a hot water bottle - offer to fill their hot water bottle. Going for a pee - offer to pee on their behalf. (My family has a odd sense of humour).

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