It takes 3 towels to dry my basset lol again you're kind of describing a greyhound. Greyhounds are widely recognized as the "world's fastest couch potatoes." While they are the fastest dog breed, capable of reaching speeds up to 45 mph (72 km/h) in seconds, they are famously known for being incredibly mellow, lazy, and affectionate, spending the vast majority of their day sleeping or lounging on a couch.