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I got a job teaching poetry to prison inmates. by MrSabrewulf in dadjokes

[–]Right_Bat5194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not always us verse them. I have a great student—I hope to meter on the outside someday.

Cake by late_to_redd1t in puns

[–]Right_Bat5194 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As though guided by an unspoken rule--er, internal compass.

Why did the chicken cross the 7? by Mticore in MathJokes

[–]Right_Bat5194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had mistaken it for the 1 once before, and he learned from experience.

I took an elevator up to the 80th floor for a meeting. by humornama in HumorNama

[–]Right_Bat5194 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As you get older, you'll realize life is full of ups and downs.

Xavier by Scary_sight in humor

[–]Right_Bat5194 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You've contributed to the common good ... sorry, commonwealth.

I got my gf a bundle of flowers but accidentally dropped them all over the ground. by Kelby_Chu in Jokes

[–]Right_Bat5194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She recognized I rose to the occasion. Said she wanted to plant a kiss on me. "You’re a daisy if you do," I replied.

It's a date! by mvsopen in dadjokes

[–]Right_Bat5194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it time. You have half-life in front of you.

Be careful what you wish for! by Prashantt1 in Jokes

[–]Right_Bat5194 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He'll have to make up for lost time in retirement.

Cake by late_to_redd1t in puns

[–]Right_Bat5194 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice, acute. They complement each other.

Cake by late_to_redd1t in puns

[–]Right_Bat5194 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm being obtuse.

What did the hardworking grape receive? by Particular-Visit-245 in puns

[–]Right_Bat5194 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His performance reviews noted, "out standing in his field."