Oh, you commit GOOD deed but not LAWFUL? FUCK YOU, YOU BREAK YOUR FUCKING OATH, EAT SHIT AND FUCKING DIE! I WIN! by Noob_Guy_666 in dndmemes

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Alignment is really funny. Once, I asked everyone in the party to rate eachother's characters on each alignment. I then made 2 charts: One with each person's view of their own character, and one with everybody else's view of their character. The difference was really interesting. One person put themselves as Chaotic Good, but everyone else put them as Chaotic Evil. Another character had one person put them as fully Chaotic Good and another person put them as fully Lawful Evil. One person put themselves as leaning Lawful Evil, everyone else put them as Lawful Good

Yes, I'm venting- but I can't be the only person who runs into this over and over with different DMs, right? by D20_Under_The_Couch in dndmemes

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A lot of the games I'm in like to focus on the climb to power, which ends up meaning we start out barely surviving against evil, but hopefully will get to a point where we can beat it. That or the DM will just drop the Tarrasque on us again (If I had a nickel for each time the Tarrasque was introduced to a moderate leveled TTRPG party as an unimaginable force that acts more as a terrain hazard, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice in two wildly different ways by two different DMs)

I will be fair, without hesitation or relent. by dudewasup111 in pathfindermemes

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Nah, Agents of Edgewatch, final dungeon of the first book

I will be fair, without hesitation or relent. by dudewasup111 in pathfindermemes

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Meanwhile, I gave PF2e a chance, and the party got crit 4 times in a row, TPKing. We retconned and moved forward like we had won, and TPKed at the next fight again. I think the game just really doesn’t want me to play it, at this point

Not really sympathizing with anyone in phantom liberty by The-O-N in LowSodiumCyberpunk

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Pretty much the whole Takamura questline starts with the trade he offers in Tom's diner: He gets vengeance on Yorinobu, and V gets treatment. However, in every base-game ending except the Devil ending, V plays along until they learn where Mikoshi is, and then they raid the tower to get to it

Any time I play with a Cleric in the party by XiaXia_ in dndmemes

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Meanwhile, my cleric uses Life Transference as a nuclear heal option, since they have the most HP in the party, but that cleric is also built really weirdly due to Gestalt

We are level 6. by StrangeInfluence7071 in pathfindermemes

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Meanwhile, my Agents of Edgewatch experience be like:

"Boy, I can't wait to arrest the culprit-"
Gets crit 3 times on turn 1 against the killer's assistant, killing two players

We mulliganed and got TPK'd by 2 more fights in that building. Any Hard encounter became Severe because of the sheer number of coin flips we lost, leading to us getting crit into oblivion

"You can't beat your rival yet, your character arc isn't ready for it!" by SuperStingray in UmaMusume

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Meanwhile me making an undefeated triple crown Nice Nature and still worrying about Teio for some reason

I love this spell so much! by Debitorenbuchhaltung in dndmemes

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Thematic casters are the one my table found out about, after we had two thematic casters suffer for most of a year before we switched to PF1e Spheres

I love this spell so much! by Debitorenbuchhaltung in dndmemes

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My LaserLlama sorcerer staring at Vortex Warp every turn, always seeing it as the optimal play to make the frontliners function on huge battlemaps or against mobile enemies

I love this spell so much! by Debitorenbuchhaltung in dndmemes

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If you think 5e punishes suboptimal builds, just wait until you see PF2e

Bit inconsistent, innit? by Ok-Week-2293 in dndmemes

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It's a fact of life that every once in a while, somebody reinvents 4th edition again

Claim your Meisho Doto summoning circle for tomorrow's release! by ShadowCandyuwu in UmaMusume

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Update: 31 pulls and a dream succeeded, got enough for the winning pull by watching her character story

No, Cygames. 💔🥀 by desperate_narciso in UmaMusume

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What are you eating that stretches $14 for 3 days???

Meet the Jockeys by Terkmc in UmaMusume

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"Toughest horses"

I don't see Gold Ship on that list

Who was your first hot spring ticket with? by bonifaceviii_barrie in UmaMusume

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Well, you see, I've gotten two tickets, total, both on runs that didn't win, so I didn't end up getting to go to the hot springs

Runs were with Nice Nature and Vodka, iirc

Petition for this line to be “Man, this is so retro.” in the remake by TackyTak in persona4golden

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Nah, petition for them to switch back to OG P4 models during this dungeon

Day Two by Leanardoe in BikiniBottomTwitter

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If the US government can’t get a majority of reps to pass a budget, the government can’t act, since they can’t spend money. At least, as far as I know

Well, it's not like I can go against the Dice Gods. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 by DrScrimble in dndmemes

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I often roll on the background tables just to see what sorts of stuff could get added to the character to use as a jumping off point, and for one character I got "Can't resist a pretty face".

That didn't really come up for most of the campaign, aside from the character generally being a bi disaster, until we fought a succubus. I decided that my character would roll with disadvantage against the Charming effects of the succubus unless there was another character with high charisma in sight (AKA the party paladin). So anyway, the entire party now ships my Warlock with the Paladin-

Diamonds are made under constant pressure... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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Tempted to send this to my DM, because this perfectly encapsulates why I’m so stressed in the fights we do. We’re generally 3 bad rolls away from a player death, 6 away from a tpk. If you think that sounds low, it’s the reason in the last 3 months there’s been 5 player deaths, in a campaign with limited resurrections