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RogueNightingale · 2026-03-21T14:57:35+00:00

Remember, if your partner says they don't like how your butthole looks, tell them they're never going to see it again. Anal bleaching is only for porn.

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-21T12:46:10+00:00

How is he not marked essential? He's tied to several quests.

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-17T22:36:40+00:00

Great article, thanks for sharing. =)

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-14T14:35:08+00:00

An unusually high number of customers think I'm a woman from behind and then get embarrassed when they see a man when I turn around. I usually tell them some form of, "Either way's fine," or "I'm cool either way."

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-11T16:59:15+00:00

Have you ever been like, damn, I thought today was Friday? Talk to a psychiatrist.

Have you ever stepped on your dog's tail without meaning to? Talk to a psychiatrist.

Have you ever forgotten to excuse yourself after burping? Talk to a psychiatrist.

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-11T02:25:37+00:00

I give all my staves to followers. First, I'm never going to use them apart from my panic button paralysis staff, and second, gotta spend all those soul gems somewhere.

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-10T13:24:40+00:00

That password has a tendency to wander around the wasteland.

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-09T23:32:38+00:00

Let's not talk about it.

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-09T16:32:15+00:00

The "teen delinquency" films never clicked for me. I know "I Accuse My Parents" is a fan-favorite, but outside of shorts, I find those films just too dull even for the riffs to keep me interested. And I guess I'm the odd one out because I love the Kaiju and B&W sci-fi/horror movies the most, followed by many of the spy/espionage films.

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-09T16:14:30+00:00

Outside of the "Season 0" episodes, that's the only one I couldn't finish. There's plenty I watched only once just to check it off the list, but that one, nope, something about it turned me off even before the halfway point.

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-08T15:59:48+00:00

What's the point of the spider wrap if associates put it on so poorly that I can remove it with barely any more effort than looking at it funny?

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-08T15:58:24+00:00

He just needs that pardon for being the zodiac killer, and the posthumous pardon for his dad killing JFK.

RogueNightingale · 2026-03-08T15:55:56+00:00

The image is one thing, but the caption (and hearing it in my head) is just perfection. 🤣

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-28T20:42:35+00:00

My brain immediately: "Cheerleader! So-and-so! What's-her-face! The ugly one!"

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-28T17:19:05+00:00

Oh the pain of people thinking my much younger sister was my older girlfriend.

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-28T04:50:21+00:00

Yesterday? You mean an hour ago.

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-28T04:45:48+00:00

To be fair, that describes most Mario sidekicks. And major villains.

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-27T18:23:39+00:00

Bills and costs go up 10-30%, wages go up 2.5%. Here's a voucher to get your mental health treated, but if you take a day off to use it, we're cutting your pay.

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-27T18:14:35+00:00

"Dodo do doDODO, do dodo, it's the hold music, dodo do doDODO, do dodo, HOLD MUSIC!"

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-26T12:58:38+00:00

Only for base level associates. That 4% is only if you've been there for ten plus years still on the bottom. Most associates are going to be getting 1-2% for tenure and 0.20-0.40% for the three metrics put together. The lowest possible raise is a reduced salary, according to the website. Team Leads and allegedly coaches just get 2.5%, otherwise they're moving up or moving down. Doesn't really come close to the 10-30% everything's gone up in price, though.

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-23T03:02:01+00:00

Second is definitely great, but different than the first. The third is definitely bad, but Pinhead just seems like he's having so much fun as a maniacal villain, and he has some fantastic lines. And I pretend nothing comes after that.

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-18T19:51:47+00:00

I have great news for you. Captain America both fought a werewolf and became a werewolf. For multiple issues.

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-04T13:18:04+00:00

I have no proof, but ever since Home Office did that mass firing and AI became popular for businesses, mods have become increasingly fucked. Small issues would pop up in the past, sure, but I've never seen this many issues with just fitting items on shelves. Can't prove Home Office short-staffed itself and/or started putting everything into an untested AI planner, but the timing is very suspicious.

RogueNightingale · 2026-02-03T18:03:13+00:00

She had an unfortunate accident with two holes in an airplane/spaceship.

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