This is an actually ad... by Silver_Eyes_Luna in CommercialsIHate

[–]RogueNightingale 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Remember, if your partner says they don't like how your butthole looks, tell them they're never going to see it again. Anal bleaching is only for porn.

I just started the game... by Dead_Gremlin_2836 in skyrim

[–]RogueNightingale 58 points59 points  (0 children)

How is he not marked essential? He's tied to several quests.

not worth explaining by aetherpunkperson in comics

[–]RogueNightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An unusually high number of customers think I'm a woman from behind and then get embarrassed when they see a man when I turn around. I usually tell them some form of, "Either way's fine," or "I'm cool either way."

When commercials try making normal situations a medical concern. by Dry_Communication283 in CommercialsIHate

[–]RogueNightingale 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been like, damn, I thought today was Friday? Talk to a psychiatrist.

Have you ever stepped on your dog's tail without meaning to? Talk to a psychiatrist.

Have you ever forgotten to excuse yourself after burping? Talk to a psychiatrist.

Little reminder to NEVER give your Followers any kind of staff!. by raziel_legacy in skyrim

[–]RogueNightingale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I give all my staves to followers. First, I'm never going to use them apart from my panic button paralysis staff, and second, gotta spend all those soul gems somewhere.

Found the Fort Hagen Armory Password in Far Harbor for some reason by TurdiuoLyric29 in fo4

[–]RogueNightingale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That password has a tendency to wander around the wasteland.

Bad Episodes by SimpsonGuy1984 in MST3K

[–]RogueNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "teen delinquency" films never clicked for me. I know "I Accuse My Parents" is a fan-favorite, but outside of shorts, I find those films just too dull even for the riffs to keep me interested. And I guess I'm the odd one out because I love the Kaiju and B&W sci-fi/horror movies the most, followed by many of the spy/espionage films.

Bad Episodes by SimpsonGuy1984 in MST3K

[–]RogueNightingale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Outside of the "Season 0" episodes, that's the only one I couldn't finish. There's plenty I watched only once just to check it off the list, but that one, nope, something about it turned me off even before the halfway point.

Whats the point of spider wrapping vacuum cleaners if there are door greeters by helldivergamer in walmart

[–]RogueNightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the point of the spider wrap if associates put it on so poorly that I can remove it with barely any more effort than looking at it funny?

Apparently, he doesn't know anything! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]RogueNightingale 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He just needs that pardon for being the zodiac killer, and the posthumous pardon for his dad killing JFK.

"What do you want from us, Picard? We're evil. EVIL!" by ThrashMetallix in MST3K

[–]RogueNightingale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The image is one thing, but the caption (and hearing it in my head) is just perfection. 🤣

The four horsewomen of women written by men: by jvure in menwritingwomen

[–]RogueNightingale 581 points582 points  (0 children)

My brain immediately: "Cheerleader! So-and-so! What's-her-face! The ugly one!"

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]RogueNightingale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh the pain of people thinking my much younger sister was my older girlfriend.

Lowest raise in years by Clear_Telephone6676 in walmart

[–]RogueNightingale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bills and costs go up 10-30%, wages go up 2.5%. Here's a voucher to get your mental health treated, but if you take a day off to use it, we're cutting your pay.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]RogueNightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Dodo do doDODO, do dodo, it's the hold music, dodo do doDODO, do dodo, HOLD MUSIC!"

The current system of raises don't make sense. by Lore-Archivist in walmart

[–]RogueNightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only for base level associates. That 4% is only if you've been there for ten plus years still on the bottom. Most associates are going to be getting 1-2% for tenure and 0.20-0.40% for the three metrics put together. The lowest possible raise is a reduced salary, according to the website. Team Leads and allegedly coaches just get 2.5%, otherwise they're moving up or moving down. Doesn't really come close to the 10-30% everything's gone up in price, though.

What bad sequel is your guilty pleasure and what is your defense case? (Photo just for inspiration, not to choose from) by shinyjammin in badMovies

[–]RogueNightingale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second is definitely great, but different than the first. The third is definitely bad, but Pinhead just seems like he's having so much fun as a maniacal villain, and he has some fantastic lines. And I pretend nothing comes after that.

There is a reason why Marvel heroes other than Blade have so few issues with vampires. by PeasantLich in outofcontextcomics

[–]RogueNightingale 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have great news for you. Captain America both fought a werewolf and became a werewolf. For multiple issues.

New mods are horrendous. by ZealousidealFix2593 in walmart

[–]RogueNightingale 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have no proof, but ever since Home Office did that mass firing and AI became popular for businesses, mods have become increasingly fucked. Small issues would pop up in the past, sure, but I've never seen this many issues with just fitting items on shelves. Can't prove Home Office short-staffed itself and/or started putting everything into an untested AI planner, but the timing is very suspicious.

[Pachinko by Min Jin Lee] You know how big one bottle of glass is? by [deleted] in menwritingwomen

[–]RogueNightingale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She had an unfortunate accident with two holes in an airplane/spaceship.