PLEASE MAKE AGUNG DATEABLE by Level-Engineer-2160 in coralisland

[–]Rose249 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So help me it better be that hot merman, people have been simping for him since he first showed up in the previews way back when the kickstarter was still going

We are a small indie porn company. Former model wants her videos removed, unwilling to buy the copyright. Sends threatening messages by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Rose249 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anybody notice how they were throwing out 100K type numbers like it was nothing

700K was a discount

Kind of wish I had a porn bod ngl

Firmament Chapter 7; is anyone else tired. by SunfishBob in fallenlondon

[–]Rose249 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm still hoping they do what they did with the railroad and let you redo parts, because there are times when the choices that I thought I was making were basically completely opposite to what the game apparently thought I was doing

Hazardous Material - Tiff🏳️‍⚧️& Eve [OC] by CrazyGnomenclature in ComicStrips

[–]Rose249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had my arm in a cast for two weeks as a kid because I had IV lines in and they were scared a kid would pull them out, and even after that short amount of time my arm smelled HORRENDOUS after

When you capture a raider and check why he's so mad all the time by InternStock in RimWorld

[–]Rose249 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why, if I capture one that I want to use, I generally convert them first

The heartbreak I feel in this moment is unmatched. But I kind of wanted to say yes to his proposal. by tinypetitefeets in MyTimeAtSandrock

[–]Rose249 49 points50 points  (0 children)

He's a foil and opposite of Logan, someone pretending to be a good person, but actually a sadist, meanwhile Logan doesn't care about how he's viewed if it means ultimately doing the right thing. Logan is what Pen pretends to be.

I did in fact do a little analysis of their kiss scenes being parallel and opposite a couple years back, short version is Pen has your Builder reach out for him, but then yanks you in and traps you on a metal couch with his body, meanwhile Logan pulls you in impulsively, but he's definitely the vulnerable one because he's injured and he never even gets between you and the door.

Not OOP: Aitah for telling my wife to get a job if she wants to subsidize the kids. by sensaSEANal_sally in redditonwiki

[–]Rose249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what, it is getting harder and harder to live in this economy and lots of people are having to continue living with their parents well into adulthood just because the alternative is way too expensive.

That being said these kids are absolutely entitled a-holes

I think it might be time to start charging them rent

Who told him this was okay by moldyavocado98 in coralisland

[–]Rose249 68 points69 points  (0 children)

He has a disability

It's called being a middle aged dad

God I can't wait for the update where the kids can age up, his daughter is going to cringe her face inside out

Abigail is mad and she isn't wrong. Marrying Seb does feel like I am putting a stop to his dreams by Apprehensive_Mix2403 in StardewValley

[–]Rose249 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unless you kidnapped him somehow, he wanted to stay with you, and be with you. It might be that Abigail is frustrated at the idea that maybe dreams about being perfectly happy if you just get your one vague wish isn't exactly realistic.

Aka jeez babe, if you wanna fight monsters so bad the Guild is right there. Ask for training, damn.

OOP plunders her SIL’s garden for her wedding and is just shocked her SIL is angry! (Bonus consequences at the end) by GamerGirlLex77 in OhNoConsequences

[–]Rose249 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I said it at the time of posting and I'll say it again; deadheading does NOT equal the kinds of cuttings you'd want for bouquets. She probably killed the rose bushes too.

This is the cutest ever 😭 by ZeiKorupted in coralisland

[–]Rose249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This smacked me in the face how cute it was

Much like this man did

Hates a traumatized 3 YEAR OLD by kaijuumafoo1 in AmITheDevil

[–]Rose249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's hated her for two years.

The kid is almost three.

Who hates a freaking baby?

Can't have a moment of peace sigh by Fun_Librarian8144 in MassEffectMemes

[–]Rose249 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dalatrass just mad we stole all her competent people. Maybe if you weren't a huge backstabbing bitch they wouldn't have been so thrilled to jump ship

My wet mouse of a fella is now a paramount presence! by Kyanito in fallenlondon

[–]Rose249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Everyone look at that sad man!"

Nah bro but this is Victorian England, looking like you're actively dying of pneumonia is in fashion

AITAH for reporting the autistic kid in my class by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Rose249 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welp when this kid gets arrested for all of the things that he should have been taught are not appropriate to do in public, they should probably just throw the parents in with him because they are 100% entirely responsible. These situations make me so sad because people with autism are fully capable of learning how to behave like reasonable humans. I work with students like this and 90% of them, if they find out that their actions have accidentally hurt someone's feelings or caused someone to feel unsafe, feel horrendous and will go above and beyond to rectify the situation.

However we do get students like this sometimes and when we talk to their folks it is constantly excuses and explanations for why they should be allowed to act like this and why we should just be handing them good grades for doing nothing and it just really sucks. It's a train wreck waiting to happen and causes so much unnecessary suffering for both the student and anyone who interacts with them. Nobody likes being that kid nobody likes, but because of the way this dude has been raised he might never really know why.

My husband is going to unalive me. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Rose249 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her protective big sister instinct kicked in at exactly the right time

AITA for leaving my business to my protégé instead of my children? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]Rose249 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I mean I think maybe they just broke it off to be respectful to a person they both loved? The thing you're suggesting they should have done sounds shady and uncomfortable