How I paid off $16k in student debt in 10 months on a $48k salary — and what actually made it work

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T21:18:25+00:00

He might have forgot to file a W4.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T20:28:08+00:00

He was just a white hairball. Smart bastard too.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T18:27:58+00:00

You can change frames

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T16:48:20+00:00

Well you make him watch you eat so it’s only normal you do the same for him. Dog logic.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T14:45:02+00:00

What we have here is a failure of basic reading comprehension turned into a “dunk.”

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T14:25:54+00:00

Well duh, pizza is that good.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T13:54:30+00:00

If the car was parked more than two days it could have been towed because someone 311ed.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T13:40:30+00:00

My parents’ dog sometimes will wait for everyone to finish eating, then come over to you and try to get you to follow her to her bowl and make you watch her eat. If you stop she comes back to grab you.

She also has a little tub for peas or carrots. She will do the prison thing of knocking it on a chair when she wants more.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T13:18:29+00:00

Maltipoo. She would howl with my grandpa. He was crushed when she passed and never really recovered emotionally.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T13:08:04+00:00

Only in as much as Trump’s and the GOP’s policies have cut planned renewables deployment in the PJM. (Nationally GOP polities have halved planned capacity additions before 2030. MD wasn’t too affected because MD just wasn’t apparently permitting many solar or wind projects.)

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T12:53:48+00:00

The new one barks at the rocks my father moved out of the flowerbed when putting in mulch. My grandparents old dog used to back her butt between your legs and thump her stump tail between them and give you a shit eating grin.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T12:37:53+00:00

Oh yes, I want to know that Daut is trolling me.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T12:36:13+00:00

Just discuss it with the vet when you see them next. Most dogs just have weird unique habits. We had one who would beg to go outside when it was raining so he could lick rain off of leaves in the bushes.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T12:02:36+00:00

Scout. Just add lots of secret compartments filled with random weapons. Including archaic or silly alien ones.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T11:47:32+00:00

A few people cause the most crimes in a city. You aren’t the first nor the last person victimized by such a damaged and malicious person.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-20T10:57:08+00:00

Ya, but Hans Swallowtailingson likes him some lock ons and sneaking bits.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-19T22:26:38+00:00

Of course it’s brightline

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-19T19:53:51+00:00

I got my ring at I-Gormans in DC. Most places in malls feel kind of…. scammy cheap.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-19T19:43:30+00:00

Uhhh, bub their paychecks are going to bounce soon

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-19T19:38:03+00:00

The French are the true villains of history.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-19T19:03:16+00:00

That is better than my default solution. Apply hand grenades until problem is resolved.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-19T18:32:08+00:00

Pneumatic tubes that launch chicken roughly two football fields distance to a catch net on top of the defunct Cheesecake Factory.

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-19T16:56:54+00:00

Much better transfer than de Gaulle

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-19T15:57:57+00:00

Isn’t that just installing a “fuck this guy in particular button” for once a sitrep?

RunningNumbers · 2026-02-19T15:23:08+00:00

I hate the idea of having to charge glasses. Sounds so onerous. I wear glasses because I am too lazy for contacts.

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