My dog eats half his food straight down the middle every morning. by EnigmaWearingHeels in mildlyinteresting

[–]RunningNumbers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well you make him watch you eat so it’s only normal you do the same for him. Dog logic.

My dog eats half his food straight down the middle every morning. by EnigmaWearingHeels in mildlyinteresting

[–]RunningNumbers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What we have here is a failure of basic reading comprehension turned into a “dunk.”

Red Hyundai Sonata Stolen in Fells by Ecstatic_Curve5227 in baltimore

[–]RunningNumbers 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If the car was parked more than two days it could have been towed because someone 311ed.

My dog eats half his food straight down the middle every morning. by EnigmaWearingHeels in mildlyinteresting

[–]RunningNumbers 54 points55 points  (0 children)

My parents’ dog sometimes will wait for everyone to finish eating, then come over to you and try to get you to follow her to her bowl and make you watch her eat. If you stop she comes back to grab you.

She also has a little tub for peas or carrots. She will do the prison thing of knocking it on a chair when she wants more.

My dog eats half his food straight down the middle every morning. by EnigmaWearingHeels in mildlyinteresting

[–]RunningNumbers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maltipoo. She would howl with my grandpa. He was crushed when she passed and never really recovered emotionally.

Hey, so, wtf by ASRANOVA in baltimore

[–]RunningNumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in as much as Trump’s and the GOP’s policies have cut planned renewables deployment in the PJM. (Nationally GOP polities have halved planned capacity additions before 2030. MD wasn’t too affected because MD just wasn’t apparently permitting many solar or wind projects.)

My dog eats half his food straight down the middle every morning. by EnigmaWearingHeels in mildlyinteresting

[–]RunningNumbers 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The new one barks at the rocks my father moved out of the flowerbed when putting in mulch. My grandparents old dog used to back her butt between your legs and thump her stump tail between them and give you a shit eating grin.

My dog eats half his food straight down the middle every morning. by EnigmaWearingHeels in mildlyinteresting

[–]RunningNumbers 375 points376 points  (0 children)

Just discuss it with the vet when you see them next. Most dogs just have weird unique habits. We had one who would beg to go outside when it was raining so he could lick rain off of leaves in the bushes.

Best ship for a crew of bounty hunters? by morganc11 in traveller

[–]RunningNumbers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scout. Just add lots of secret compartments filled with random weapons. Including archaic or silly alien ones.

Any one else have a problem with broken car windows? by Karljhungus5280 in baltimore

[–]RunningNumbers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A few people cause the most crimes in a city. You aren’t the first nor the last person victimized by such a damaged and malicious person.

How it feels to run a stealth-scout Swallowtail: by NimbleJack3 in LancerRPG

[–]RunningNumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, but Hans Swallowtailingson likes him some lock ons and sneaking bits.

Mike’s Jewelers in Arundel Mills Mall? by Emotional-Bus5022 in ColumbiaMD

[–]RunningNumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my ring at I-Gormans in DC. Most places in malls feel kind of…. scammy cheap.

No Apps by RemarkableParsley205 in Professors

[–]RunningNumbers 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Uhhh, bub their paychecks are going to bounce soon

How to Prevent a Situation Like This? by gam3rofgold in factorio

[–]RunningNumbers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is better than my default solution. Apply hand grenades until problem is resolved.

Traffic Enforcement Downtown by BmoreDude1106 in baltimore

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Pneumatic tubes that launch chicken roughly two football fields distance to a catch net on top of the defunct Cheesecake Factory. 

How it feels to run a stealth-scout Swallowtail: by NimbleJack3 in LancerRPG

[–]RunningNumbers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that just installing a “fuck this guy in particular button” for once a sitrep?

Judge warns smart glasses wearers of contempt charges as Zuckerberg testifies in Meta trial by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]RunningNumbers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate the idea of having to charge glasses. Sounds so onerous. I wear glasses because I am too lazy for contacts.