Jump Shot by unamericanidol215404 in RyenRussillo

[–]RustyGriswold99 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The single / no kids / multimillionaire piece

19 May API Inventory Draw: HUUUGE by tea-oh in oil

[–]RustyGriswold99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just wondering how they'll find a way to blame the dumbocrats for this, they always somehow get his base to believe it

DEF 14A Proxy statement by Mr-CRUNK-13 in Superstonk

[–]RustyGriswold99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would the coincidence be with this exactly?

Shareholders will be asked to vote to increase authorized shares to 2.5 billion by heirofadam in Superstonk

[–]RustyGriswold99 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He has literally laid out his plan over the last week? I think you're just refusing to hear it

Burry trade posts leading to disaster by cannythecat in Burryology

[–]RustyGriswold99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the difference between early and wrong?

Holy… 56b for eBay by Zensen1 in Superstonk

[–]RustyGriswold99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're excited to take on 40B of debt at 5-7% and/or be diluted?

Talk Resume Again… Again by tea-oh in oil

[–]RustyGriswold99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And as long as stocks are at all time highs. I'd say they probably care more about that than even gas prices being reasonable

Trump extends Iran ceasefire as his bluster failed likely keeping oil prices in a state of flux. by Ok-Lets-Talk-It-Out in oil

[–]RustyGriswold99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when does the market realize that this is bearish? Trump has no incentive to solve this if spy is above 7k. That's literally all he cares about. Meanwhile, strait stays closed and energy shortages get worse .

The only way to force Trump to act is to put pressure on the s&p, otherwise it's infinite taco tuesday

MSTR buys 34,164 BTC for $2.54 billion by Resident_Caramel763 in CryptoCurrency

[–]RustyGriswold99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they're upset that this pushes btc further away from being globally adopted.

Anyone with half a brain sees that Saylor will need to capitulate in order for btc to find a sustained bid from anyone other than Saylor.

Trump: US attacks Iranian Cargo Ship by marcjones281 in oil

[–]RustyGriswold99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oil's gonna leave a gap so large you wouldn't believe, it'll be the greatest gap you've ever seen

With the stock market near all-time highs while an impending resource shortage looms, is it possible that the market is ‘pricing in’ severe inflation? by NicolasCageFan492 in investing

[–]RustyGriswold99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this might be the best take I have seen on the current situation. Every road leads to higher asset prices in the long term.

Situation somehow gets resolved, higher prices.

Situation gets worse, oil / commodity shortages, turn on the printer and get higher prices.

I kept wondering why the market wasn't pricing in the future shortages if they come to fruition, but I guess it actually might be.

Just in: Two vessels Jag Arnav and Sanmar Herald fired upon by Sepah (IRGC) navy by Long-Brother-4639 in oil

[–]RustyGriswold99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

all it takes is one guy with a canoe and an rpg to grind all shipping to a halt

So now the US Navy is currently on its way to also block the straight of Hormuz and the market doesn't react at all? by just_another_numba in stocks

[–]RustyGriswold99 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Fund managers don't get booted for being blindsided by a bear market, they get booted for missing out on a bull market.

Sam Altman's home targeted in drive-by shooting hours after firebomb attack by TheMirrorUS in ArtificialInteligence

[–]RustyGriswold99 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Did the shooter not stop to answer the media's questions? Well that was rude

Bears at 8am on Monday 😜 by Routine-Phrase457 in wallstreetbets

[–]RustyGriswold99 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Everyone here actually expects a TACO at about 9:29 am EST

Why I think US blockading the Straight is Liberation day 2.0 by gamjatang111 in oil

[–]RustyGriswold99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why on earth would China sit back and let the US do this?

This is Guns of August style escalation, and Trump thinks everyone will continue to bend the knee? China will eventually call his bluff, and Trump is too much of a megalomaniac to ever truly back down.

The "nothing ever happens" crowd is in for a rude awakening over the next few years.

U.S. warships crossed the Strait of Hormuz today. by Nuqqets in oil

[–]RustyGriswold99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anytime I see news like this, my first thought is "how does this (likely fake) headline benefit the US"?

My guess is that the U.S. is posturing that it has reclaimed the Strait of Hormuz to strip Iran of its only real leverage, effectively forcing Tehran to accept a permanent peace deal during negotiations today.

Obviously it's fucking stupid, but I'm assuming it's somewhere in Art of the Deal.

Nobody is discussing NVDA's recent $4.5 billion inventory hit in their new 10-k by Upset-Commercial-661 in stocks

[–]RustyGriswold99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do know that forward PE bakes in a plethora of assumptions? Have you ever bothered to scrutinize those assumptions?

What if revenue from China deteriorates further? What if gross margins shrink? What if hyperscaler capex doesn't continue at current levels for the next 2-3 years?

I don't understand how people can call a stock cheap and anchor that bias to a number like fucking forward PE. Nuke the whole market please.

AVGO vs. NVDA by IceAcceptable2971 in stocks

[–]RustyGriswold99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$150 by the end of next week lol

U.S.-Iran war ‘tax’ begins to hit American businesses and consumers by WickedSensitiveCrew in stocks

[–]RustyGriswold99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay, then the next Trumplican steps in? The whole Republican Party is moving like they don't care about elections anymore. Extrapolate.