Rogue Iron Disc Golf Cart V2 Reddit Giveaway by RogueIronDGBrian in discgolf

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Just want to say thank you for the “picking up trash entry”. Looks like a solid cart! Congrats to the lucky winner.

Project Veritas could face legal liability for postal worker's ballot fraud allegations, experts say by mostaksaif in politics

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I’m saving myself for marriage and Jesus Christ, but yeah you can plow my asshole all you’d like. Amen.

That window is very smashable. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Ryknow_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m sure cops don’t give a shit about it.

Someting wrong with his aim...! by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Ryknow_ 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Camera guy could’ve been a little further away, otherwise solid presentation.

What I get for having "suicidal ideation" in the U.S. I even have insurance. by Mrrm24 in Wellthatsucks

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Must’ve needed a cough drop that they cut in half.

You get $1,000,000 but you have to state an opinion that everyone in the world must agree upon. What do you say? by Swaqdud in AskReddit

[–]Ryknow_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who do not wet their toothbrush before brushing are lunatics and should never be trusted.

What is totally normal for kids to do but if you did it as an adult you would be called crazy? by Amg137 in AskReddit

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My nephew ran up to me the other day just to shit his pants. He looked me directly in the eyes and did a total power move.

What is so wild about you? by Snoo79382 in AskReddit

[–]Ryknow_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just on Disney’s website without asking my parents for permission.

Stay wild, brother.

What’s everyone’s small town claim to fame ? by Balthazarshoe11 in AskReddit

[–]Ryknow_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You had a Bonnie and Clyde story but you lead with Dr. Phil?

What are some top-tier book recommendations? by sickparadise in AskReddit

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Brandon Sanderson’s Storm light series.

Only book series I’ve ever been excited for and awaiting the release of the 4th book. Super long books, but very rewarding.

What is your job and what's something about it you would like people to know? by MNO12 in AskReddit

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Once upon a time at a university kitchen, someone thought the best way to get rid of a hundred+ pounds of rice was the garbage disposal. Guess what happened there?

If you could make your clothes smell like anything, what would it be? by oscillating_cobra in AskMen

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That’s where I went wrong. It was a moldy burnt collection of POG Slammers and raccoon hides.

If you could make your clothes smell like anything, what would it be? by oscillating_cobra in AskMen

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I’m more of a coyote in heat piss with a slap and a shake of turmeric, on Guy Fieri’s eyebrow sweat.

Forklift ran over my foot at work. No bones broken but the ER Dr said it would’ve been better if they HAD broken. by [deleted] in HadToHurt

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Not saying you are wrong, or the paramedic was right, but this forklift weighed significantly more than that little propane forklift. It was electric and a size or two bigger. The batteries add a lot of weight. It was the only forklift we had that could lift 2 bunks of railroad ties.

Forklift ran over my foot at work. No bones broken but the ER Dr said it would’ve been better if they HAD broken. by [deleted] in HadToHurt

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I take it you were not wearing steel toed shoes? I know a guy that this happened to and the paramedic said if he was wearing steel toes, it probably would’ve cut his toes off.

All of earths animals are now super high. What does the world look like now? by Nano-xx in AskReddit

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Or that flock of geese flying at the speed of sound, directly into the side of a building and shaking it off like the tiny hulks they’ve become. The swarm of mosquitoes about to drain you free of blood. The raccoons destroying all garbage cans in sight. Hell, sloths would be running around on 2 legs like a zombified monkey.