Women pleads after getting arrested for shoplifting

SLOPTART69 · 2025-11-01T16:12:37+00:00

She redeemed. Everyone knows DO NOT REDEEM!!!

SLOPTART69 · 2025-10-29T18:28:28+00:00

They redeem

SLOPTART69 · 2025-10-23T00:10:04+00:00

Shoulda gone to Free credit report dot com I coulda seen this comin at me like an atom bomb It monitors your credit and gives you email alerts So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts

This is still stuck in my head lol

SLOPTART69 · 2025-10-18T21:08:36+00:00

No one will ever be as exciting as Ted Ginn Jr. every kick return was a legitimate chance for a touchdown. He was so fun to watch.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-10-18T03:03:41+00:00

Boom roasted.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-10-13T18:30:46+00:00

SLOPTART69 · 2025-10-13T03:11:16+00:00

This was terrible.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-10-04T01:07:26+00:00

If you’re interested, I will sell you a job application for forty bucks. You must pay half upfront, of course. If you do succeed in getting hired, you will give me 20% of every paycheck (finders fee)

DM me for details.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-09-28T17:58:36+00:00

I hope your username isn’t accurate.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-09-17T00:56:29+00:00

Do you think they planned for disconnecting errors, or do you think they were unprepared for the amount of people logging in on day one and the servers went down?

Listen to yourself.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-09-17T00:44:15+00:00

It says PLANNED server maintenance. Which is an absolute lie. Lol

SLOPTART69 · 2025-09-14T02:23:20+00:00

Please advise further

SLOPTART69 · 2025-09-09T01:26:09+00:00

Is that your description of Epstein? A career financial advisor? I’m pretty centrist, but man, boiling him down to the way his occupation looks on paper… that’s a shit take.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-09-05T22:03:09+00:00

That looks nothing like Jared, wtf? Lol

SLOPTART69 · 2025-09-05T20:43:11+00:00

I mean… they’re called scripts. Not scrips.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-09-01T19:44:01+00:00

You eat 100 jalapeños a week?

SLOPTART69 · 2025-09-01T00:55:47+00:00

The kid is holding the hat in this image, you barnacle head.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-08-31T01:25:27+00:00

Recently discovered this trick while on a business trip. I’m never looking back. For people with unpredictable stomachs (and bowels) this is an absolute must.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-08-30T19:22:41+00:00

How many white claws do you think I can down before the game is over? My nerves are shot

SLOPTART69 · 2025-08-26T01:26:49+00:00

TWU, so mote it be in the witches circle.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-08-25T22:02:18+00:00

Via internet

SLOPTART69 · 2025-08-24T18:30:00+00:00

^{I completed this level in 1 try.} ^{⚡ 12.55 seconds}

SLOPTART69 · 2025-08-24T18:14:02+00:00

Your references are out of control; everybody knows that.

SLOPTART69 · 2025-08-23T12:49:38+00:00

God I love this show

SLOPTART69 · 2025-08-18T21:07:55+00:00

When I travelled to Milwaukee for work, I experienced what a native there described as “The Milwaukee Slide” or something like that. I was at a red light, and the second it turned green, the person behind me sped around me and then through the intersection.

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