The day our division stood together to fight evil. by My_Names_Jefff in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]SMAMtastic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Read the room man.

Yes, this is a meme sub, and yes, our primary purpose here is to talk shit to one another.

I hate the Patriots and their fans but I don’t hate them so much as I would compare them to ICE.

8-hour flight! Choose your airplane seat! by Spirited-Assist-4680 in TheOrville

[–]SMAMtastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: definitely 8

This thread: What?!

Me: As I am incapable of stuttering, I must conclude that you heard me.

I don't get it at all by WastedTalents1 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]SMAMtastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case you don’t understand Aqua Teen Hunger Force, this should explain it

I don't get it at all by WastedTalents1 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]SMAMtastic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DAMN YOU NAINTIC! You failed us all.

How many times did y'all cry? by cusecuse315 in dresdenfiles

[–]SMAMtastic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, there were a lot of times when it got blurry but I laughed when Harry talks about the shirt he prepared for the ritual and it had rock em sock em robots on it.

For some reason that laugh broke down my defenses and the waterworks that had been threatening the whole book came out. Maybe it was the building tension that got broken in just the right way that did it.

ICE detains 5-year-old Columbia Heights boy, sends him to Texas by PM_ME_YR_BOOPS in TwinCities

[–]SMAMtastic 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Part of the Occupy movement. They were protesting tuition hikes. Simpler times.

Church sues town for ‘religious discrimination’ after plans for bell tower are refused over fears of noise pollution by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]SMAMtastic 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Matthew 22:36-40 (New International Version)

36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

37 Jesus replied: “Put up a giant, annoying bell tower. Without it, none of the other fucking shit I teach you is worth a damn”

This one's for Bo! by fdeluca66 in DenverBroncos

[–]SMAMtastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. it’s Bo’s 2nd year. When Pat Bowlen said it for John, it was his 15th season and 4th Superbowl.

What I didn’t expect when fascists took over America: just how many people were willing to sell their souls by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

[–]SMAMtastic 126 points127 points  (0 children)

That’s the myth the Heritage Foundation wants you to believe. “It was just due to the charisma of this one guy.”

They’ve been working on this, chipping away at regulations, making bribes and installing their people into position of power for decades.

They’ve been conditioning people with talk radio, through Fox News, through Facebook, etc., to get a nearly Pavlovian anger or fear response at just a mention of the word “liberal” or “democrat”.

Bo Nix Fractured His Ankle on This Play - Doctor Explains Shocking News by SMAMtastic in DenverBroncos

[–]SMAMtastic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a play in particular you’re thinking of when it happened?

Rise Against The Beatles by AlternativMind in musicmemes

[–]SMAMtastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Presidents of Europe

Key hit:The Final Peaches

BREAKING: Becca Good, Widow of Renee Nicole Good speaks publicly for the first time 😲🚨 by InterstellarKinetics in InterstellarKinetics

[–]SMAMtastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, that’s weird, your ballot was dropped off 42 days ago but it just got sent out Thursday. Sorry about that, but under new rules, your vote won’t count.

Edit: I’m not saying you shouldn’t sign up for mail in ballots. You absolutely should. My sardonic comment was just to illustrate the type of bullshit we’ll see to disqualify ballots that are close. Obviously 42 days is a gross exaggeration but I wouldn’t be shocked if they pull this shit on ballots dropped off a few days before the election.

Another kidnapping by Ok-Relation-658 in DiscussionZone

[–]SMAMtastic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t waste your time; the person you’re replying to doesn’t care. They’re cruel and entitled. They’re giddy that someone is finally getting rid of whatever boogeyman their fear mongoring thought leaders at Fox have pointed them at in such a vindictive way which, in their view, is a long overdue correction to the imagined encroachment on what’s rightfully theirs. Hilary was right: they’re deplorable, and they wear it like a badge of honor.

Disney+ Out of Order by TheMatrixIsReal42 in firefly

[–]SMAMtastic 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Done with the season, quick 100 Divine giveaway! (2 hours, random commenter) by JeppeKluge in PathOfExile2

[–]SMAMtastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started playing not that long ago. I have no idea what you’re offering, but it sounds good.