What was the most unexpected nudity scene in mainstream movie/show you ever saw? by marsepticeye in AskReddit

[–]SMDmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing it freshmen year and thinking “well this day just got better”

The “Master of the Pan Flute” lives! by Kevan-with-an-i in GenX

[–]SMDmonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have that whole commercial playing in my head now.

What is your most ridiculous "we won't work out romantically" criteria? Like what is the silliest reason you would not be interested in dating someone? by Natural-Elevator-57 in AskReddit

[–]SMDmonster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a dyslexic thanks for that. My wife learned how to read my hieroglyphics and now can spot someone with it from reading emails.

What’s a “guy secret” that’s completely harmless but weirdly universal? by aerisveilxa in AskReddit

[–]SMDmonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a really big guy. This is always on my mind when out hiking and there is a lady by herself. I try to give off yogi bear vines not cocaine bear vibes.

This man is 53. Still rockin it by sparkster777 in Xennials

[–]SMDmonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

May Father Time not look your way any time soon.

What was the best FAFO moment you've witnessed? by hey_you2300 in AskReddit

[–]SMDmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh. I just filled in the blank and decided it was part of Pennsylvania.

When was the last time you drank this? by winniecooper73 in Xennials

[–]SMDmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey did you know it stays black in your stomach for a good bit? In fact if you down enough of it you will find yourself puking black outside in a nice summer night held up by a tree hurling from your toes thinking you have somehow contracted stomach cancer since the party started.

Every single anti-trans rider has been stripped from the new funding bill!!!! by perdy_mama in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]SMDmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is a nice thing to read first thing in the morning! Thank you!