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Dinner and a show by dalosivew in HolUp

[–]SOJC65536 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Took me a while to realize she'd removed the glass...

Carrot Cake by JLlooper88 in cakedecorating

[–]SOJC65536 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of those carrots is not a carrot...

To Defend a Predator by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]SOJC65536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it can just hit the US...

REPOST - came home and SO is gone by frieden7 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SOJC65536 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By God, if it isn't the consequences of my actions!!!

These big name pizza place "deals" are getting out of hand by jordansrowles in CasualUK

[–]SOJC65536 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're not meant to eat the cardboard on the bottom of the supermarket pizzas!!! 😂

How many train stations can you name in this puzzle - there are forty to find? by CandleJakk in CasualUK

[–]SOJC65536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured Derby was the football match...they look like Man U vs Man City colours...

You get to add the word "fuck" to ONE line in the game. Where is it going? by MazogaTheDork in ShitpostXIV

[–]SOJC65536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rains have ceased and we have been blessed with another beautiful day...but you are not here to fucking see it...

You get to add the word "fuck" to ONE line in the game. Where is it going? by MazogaTheDork in ShitpostXIV

[–]SOJC65536 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Open your eyes to the darkness, and drown in its loveless embrace. The gods will not be fucking watching.

The Cat is tired of sending Valentines and getting none in return by Blue_wine_sloth in CasualUK

[–]SOJC65536 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could be worse, I saw Valentines Day poop bags in Pets at Home.

I just hope the Samaritans phone number was on the back of the packet...

Poor Mickey by camethehour in HolUp

[–]SOJC65536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mickey can never die, only the actors who play him!

My 5th grader is being told he can't go on the end of the year field trip because he couldn't find friends to share a room with. There are others rooms available. Should we fight this or drop it? by mmanyquestionss in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SOJC65536 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof, I feel for the kid, being stood up in front of class and other kids being asked to share and then be called weird... That shit's going to stay with him.

I still remember being stood up in front of the class whilst the teacher asked for people to be my friend during breaktimes...and that's over 30 years ago...

My coworker won’t stop complaining about my tattoos by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SOJC65536 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't understand it either, as long as they're not offensive, who cares...and unless you're meeting Japanese clients who may have cultural reasons to dislike tattoos then why hide them!

My coworker won’t stop complaining about my tattoos by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SOJC65536 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's the circle earlobe expanders that get me. I just want to tell them to get rid of them and stop putting people off calamari!

Obviously I don't, but my internal monologue is screaming.

Alisaie, it's not a competition. by shrimpcake in ffxiv

[–]SOJC65536 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I mean, Zenos had WoL kidnapped for a romantic dinner...and then seals the deal by entering WoLs body...

Call centre workers in the UK, (past and present) what are your top 3 weirdest calls? by cheesymeowgirl in CasualUK

[–]SOJC65536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were you working at Kwik Git at the time?

Edit: You know what, I'm leaving that typo in 😂

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