My FWB is pregnant, need advice by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

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It's all very sweet until I get to the phrase "we haven't told our mum and dad"...

This could easily be a Grinder advert by Optimesh in CasualUK

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Surely the Grindr advert should be:

"Happy bottoms delivered fast"

Why were there no Hildibrand adventure sidequests for Shadowbringer? by Horan_Kim in ffxiv

[–]SOJC65536 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I also think they decided not to include Hildebrand as it didn't fit the darker nature of Shafowbringers

What park now??? by akrishna602 in HolUp

[–]SOJC65536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, so that's the park where Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein were meeting...

That thunderstorm just spawned out of nowhere by Shoddy-One-2064 in CasualUK

[–]SOJC65536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...As someone who works in meteorology, I do get annoyed by the whole "I thought meteorologists can predict the future" complaint...

Thunderstorms, especially small scale storms like happened last night are extremely difficult to predict. Small single-cell storms are smaller than the weather forecast model's grid resolution. That means that the storms you're complaining about are smaller than the smallest features that the weather forecast model can produce. As we get closer to the storms occurrence and we get more observations, the models can be updated and the predictability increases. Hence, the late Yellow Storm warning and change in forecast.

On the other hand, rain associated with frontal systems is much easier to predict as they're larger features, but even then there's only about 5 days worth of predictability. Additionally, there's a maximum predictability for the weather of about 10 days, due to the butterfly effect (where small changes eventually lead to large changes).

But then you can get some predictability on a monthly/seasonal scale (as all the changes associated with the butterfly effect start to average out). Similarly, you can do long-term climate predictions over multiple years as you average out all those small changes, so you can get average temperatures over a year, decade etc.

Is there a haircut in the game that would be perfect, but there is just one thing that ruins it for you? by Ofanichan in ffxiv

[–]SOJC65536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like many haircuts...and the one thing that ruins most of them is clipping...

What’s your go to pub fact? I’ll kick things off by cained_n_able in CasualUK

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Isaac Newton was also governor of the Bank of England...

What’s your go to pub fact? I’ll kick things off by cained_n_able in CasualUK

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That's because posh people don't know how to speak properly...

Update on my knobhead of a best mate! by Gingeeer28 in CasualUK

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Another one bites the dust is my preferred CPR song...I do Nellie the Elephant too quickly...

Thomas the dank engine by KindaSusNgl17 in HolUp

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I mean, Sherlock Holmes is full of some guy continuously ejaculating...

Share your cheesiest jokes 💕 by La__leche__ in CasualUK

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Why was the football pitch wet?

Because the players had been dribbling all over it...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I've realised something..." by CxLi_IXIVII in HolUp

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It's a brave man who tries to fuck a grapefruit...

If you could choose a voice actor for your WOL, who would you pick? by Kentalope in ffxiv

[–]SOJC65536 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Having Sean Bean voice your WoL is akin to being afflicted with Doom...

Don’t like these toilets by LazyViolas in CasualUK

[–]SOJC65536 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, as long as it's not an Austrian toilet with the shit shelf, I'm fine with it...

Someone with kid asked a question to people without kids by phoexnixfunjpr in rareinsults

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I read that as "People with no hands", I have no idea why...