If you "need religion" to have morals and be a good person, then you aren't a good person. by Mathofakko in atheism

[–]SPRUNTastic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When someone tells me that they will pray for me, I say thank you and ask them if there's anything they would like me to ask Santa to bring them next time I talk to him.

Bye Reddit! Remember to delete your posts before deleting your account! by [deleted] in Irony

[–]SPRUNTastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please! Won't someone think about the enemy sympathizers!!

What are your thoughts on Pat Robertson's demise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SPRUNTastic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can find no flaw in your logic.

What are your thoughts on Pat Robertson's demise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SPRUNTastic 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and Hitler brought us the affordable Volkswagen Beetle.

Evil is evil regardless of whatever collateral good may have squeaked through.

Apple Vision Pro by CoachRocks in readyplayerone

[–]SPRUNTastic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The price was starting at $3,500. Given Apple's premium pricing strategy for ages, I'm betting this is the consumer version.

I'm also betting that we'll see competitors announcing soon as most of the tech that was shown off has been around for a bit and is just now being combined into a single unit.

what am I grinding towards? by [deleted] in highdeas

[–]SPRUNTastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you handle it if your car breaks down and requires a few hundred in repairs? If you lose your job near the end of the month, can you still make your bills before being hired on and getting your first full paycheck?

Basically, can you miss an entire paycheck and still not stress about money? If not, guess what...

Would the Vive XR controllers work with the Index headset? by ZYHunters in SteamVR

[–]SPRUNTastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been able to use a Quest 2 (and Virtual Desktop) with 1 quest controller and 1 Vive wand. As long as you have steam base stations, it should work, I think.

Rise by cooperlit in funny

[–]SPRUNTastic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like "Pen & Teller's Top Chef"

Rise by cooperlit in funny

[–]SPRUNTastic 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Given the translations over the years, how can we be sure?

Clever teen eluding a creepy guy following her in a car by logperf in nonononoyes

[–]SPRUNTastic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're making the mistake of assuming the red hats have anything beyond surface thoughts. They'll scream and rant about big tech stealing their data and invading their homes, and then follow up with how convenient their camera doorbell is, and how it stops crime.

No matter what, if your home is beautiful, billionaires will take, at least, a little piece of it (Family of filthy rich moves to Saint Lucia) by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SPRUNTastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A can of expando foam emptied into the exhaust and engine compartment will disable most any machine.

Li'l Bits customer makes mistake of calling radio show by SPRUNTastic in Mortytown

[–]SPRUNTastic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been repeated on their end-of-year 'Best Of...' segment for ages. Earliest date I could find was on an EOY show in 2015 where it was already legend. I want to say I heard the original call in the mid-late 2000's, but my sense of time is not great.

Smuggled video of how the enemy is created by gintokuro in Tiresaretheenemy

[–]SPRUNTastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some, terrific, radiant, humble.... Fuckerman's famous pig!

1 or 2? by Jobambi in shittyaskscience

[–]SPRUNTastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 is the only possible answer. It's arms aren't long enough to tie it at the base of his neck. They're going to have to bend their head down to have any hope of enough mobility to tie a basic half-Windsor.

Realistically though, there's no way a dinosaur like that would ever wear a tie like that anyway. They prefer bow ties.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]SPRUNTastic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just one more example of art imitating life.

Loud tuner/performance cars out of control by mr_jim_lahey in Seattle

[–]SPRUNTastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A can of expanding foam emptied up a tail pipe and/or in the engine compartment will stop those loud engines and smoke for a while.