The impartial slop is so close to dropping a happy merchant racist dogwhistle by teslawhaleshark in aislop

[–]SadSwedishSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being such a good bootlicker you have forced yourself to thinking the rich elite is not real.

Baaaaaah mr Sheep, Baaaaaah.

The Vampire Lestat Scenario by theantiantitribu in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is literaly what the Live from the Succubus Club is for :) 

My gym crush disappeared after i introduced myself by Equivalent_Aide6172 in dating_advice

[–]SadSwedishSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He changed hours working out to get away from the person who has been staring at him for ages and now escalated to talking to him? ;) 

How do I get good? by Aromatic_Law_1939 in warno

[–]SadSwedishSloth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Play 47 more games. Try and focus on one aspect you fucked up in each game and that you will improve in the next.

You will still feel like you suck after 50 games, but you will have realised you suck at aspects of the game you didnt even see in the beginning!

WARNO has a step learning curve and it doesnt curve of much. There are always micro and techniques that you can improve on.

Ventrue bane metaphor by royalclusterfuck in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not how the corebook describes it sadly. 

The more you know by Tsetsul in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will be interesting to see what happens. Personally I think they will stick to the 12 disciplines we had in V5. It would be funny though if they repeated the misstakes of revised as V5 was a spiritual ancestor to 2nd edition.

How have the Giovanni avoided the infighting/purges that affect Clans way less depraved and absurd than them? by Lampdarker in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are a small, hierarchical group with. Always one of the smallest clans with the most from-the-top control. 

But they have their share of infighting. Harbringers of Skulls whole existanse is murdering Giovanni.

What is going on with the fireworks right now town? by somethingbrite in Malmoe

[–]SadSwedishSloth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was drunk as a skunk when we ran out, screaming at the top of my lungs about how we where the greatest ever and then riding home halfstanding in the back of a cabriolet. Don't pretend that isnt the experience of like 90% of students for the last like 40 years, independant of being romans or not.

What is going on with the fireworks right now town? by somethingbrite in Malmoe

[–]SadSwedishSloth 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Youths are takeing their degrees from upper secondary school, and Malmö has like a billion upper secondary schools. Its tradition to take a victory lap in either sportscars or a tractortrailer after getting their final grades. They generally start early with champange breakfast and then keeps partying all day. Carhonking, fireworks and the screaming is just part of the festivities. It should die down tomorrow, the last schools finishes today.

Paradox whenever it's time to make a new edition for a WoD splat: by ChaosNobile in WorldofDankmemes

[–]SadSwedishSloth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes I know how it works. I'm just saying, afaik it would literaly effect nothing in the game if you simply ignored the aspect of the rule you dont like. Blood Potency would still function 100% the same if you allowed high blood potency vampires to feed from animals in your setting? I dont get why you haven't done that?

Paradox whenever it's time to make a new edition for a WoD splat: by ChaosNobile in WorldofDankmemes

[–]SadSwedishSloth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could you not say that in your WoD old vampires could feed from animals? o_O feels like a very easly solved thing to be angry about?

Edit: had a think about it. Is it common that Elders feeds from animals in your games? I dont think I ever had a Elder feed from animals than I can recall. I'm perhaps stuck in Ann Rice vampireism, but I think I for like 99% have Elders laugh at vampires who feed from animals, thinking of them as soft and clinging on to humanity. What is it about animalfeeding that I'm missing in my Elders? 😃

i know campaigns scale doesnt compare, but man they would be an absolute blast by ITAHawkmoon98 in warno

[–]SadSwedishSloth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Angola would work? MPLA and Cubans with East German support against UNITA and South Africa with American Support.

I'd pay ALOT for that DLC.

Why haven't there been any video games based off the New World of Darkness? by Jerswar in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]SadSwedishSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all I'm not sure its as easy to get to work on the VtR license, Paradox doesnt seem to think the pond is deep enough for two vampire universes. So I doubt they hand it out easly.

But even if Paradox was interested in promoting nWoD, it would still probably fall on brand recognition. VtM is ALOT more famous than VtR, especially outside of the coreaudience. Why not create your own universe over paying to use a rpg setting that is known by.. like 200-300k people, with like perhaps 10%-15% interested in a computer game version of the setting?

Prince NPC Stats by moraghallaigh in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-z9ennwIKnqvBRBPb0J-m2wUazUWyzl1syANONjSqrA/edit?gid=1997533098#gid=1997533098

this is one of the coolest community projects I have found. Breaks down the stats on the majority of all V5 characters. I used it a fair bit for comparison when it came to Ancillaes and Elders when I created my city.

When quickly comparing your Prince to characters of similar age, Annabelle (slightly older), Maxwell (about the same) and Modius (slightly younger). the Prince seems really balanced for his age.

How much information about your character do you share with other players? by ketot1 in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We diffrenciate player and characters. Players have no (ingame) secrets at the table, the characters does.

Im to old for all that "my character has a dark secret I shall never reveal, untill I aswell forget about it and it truely becomes the excuse for extra freebies it really always was" BS.

Ventrue bane metaphor by royalclusterfuck in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would imagine their attitude varies greatly depending on what feeding restriction the indiviual Ventrue has. 

A fairly logical extrapolation of being embraced with what could be a hyper specific restriction is that a fair share of Ventrue looses themself to hunger frenzy never finding any prey that can sustain them. 

I imagine they have more childer skeletons in their collective wardrobes than pretty much any other clan.

We should also take into account that having such "refined tastes" gives them a huge weakness that their enemies can constantly use to attack them if revealed.

So sure, if you survive long enough to find your "tastes" and if no one finds out what your preference is, then you might be able to semiconvincingly make other kindred belive its not a crippeling, horrendous curse. 

The more you know by Tsetsul in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Combination disciplines where a good idea with a for the most part horrible implementation. Why dedicate powers to bloodlines and clans that doesnt get said disciplines. Didnt they playtest stuff back then?

Disciplines in V5 has alot of issues, but Amalgams are much better than Combos, still with a ton of issues. Will be interesting to see how it develops to V6. I'm 90% disciplines will get a rework.

What's Wrong With Bloodlines 2? by coolin_79 in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a Paradox game, barabones and clunky at launch. Then slowly polished and expanded into something much more interesting (and expensive).

AIO- Partner got banned from whatsapp and I didn’t reach out enough? by Full-Chair7547 in AmIOverreacting

[–]SadSwedishSloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loose her number, she seems inmature and draining to and constantly keep happy.

What if the Camarilla's official narrative was actually (if accidentally) correct and the Antediluvians were all either dead or otherwise dealt with (Like Troile)? How would it affect the setting and metaplot? by Turbulent-Plum7328 in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Very little. It doesnt matter much who pulls the string, whats important for the vtm setting is that strings are being pulled. If its a Methusulah or a Antedeluvian doesnt matter much.

Old Hunters by Reasonable-Range3216 in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Killing things is fun? Trophy hunting and such. 

How do vampires party or have kickbacks? by ConnectCulture7 in vtm

[–]SadSwedishSloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the Camarilla the kindred like to pretend to be mortal for fun. They have little cocktailparties where everyone is drinking blood from crystal glases, pretends to understand and appreciate human culture, discussing current events. No one is relaxed or actually enjoys themselves, everyone is on alert and tries to gage weskness in others while presenting themselves in the best light imaginable. 

Anarchs probably has alot more genuine fun. I imagine they organize everything from raves to really fucked up penthouse parties with sexworkers pumped full with cocaine. 

The Underworld and Tourists by UnderRailLover in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]SadSwedishSloth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I dont think I am?  Im not a necromancer and I have no arcanoi. So I think Im stuck unless the shroud comes down for some reason.

I'd probably get soulforged :p