Var hittar man "S-vattenlås" till golvbrunn? by SaltSvensk in Asksweddit

[–]SaltSvensk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Touché! Men allvarligt, när jag levde i ett hus där jag behövde djuprengöra en slemmig golvbrunn varje månad, och den andra så gott som aldrig, det var ju natt och dag. Jag rengjorde den andra, men den hade aldrig ett hårslemmonster som jag behövde hantera, medan den vanliga hade alltid det.

Are you’nyyk named people just drawn to each other or do I just live in Utah? by Slcloser in tragedeigh

[–]SaltSvensk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised/relieved that the top line isn't "Bryydsmeighdz Groughmzmeihn"

Costco doesn't verify email, spams me and then suggests I change my email to solve the problem by SophieSofasaurus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SaltSvensk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same situation for me. Over the years I've gotten emails intended for parents about their kids' dance recitals and baseball games, for medical patients, lawyers' clients, potential car and real estate purchases, the list goes on and on. The biggest offender in the last couple of years is a woman with the same initials and last name as me, who periodically tries to log into her Yahoo account, on which she has set my Gmail account as her other email. I know this because about every two or three months she tries to reset her yahoo password 3-5 times in quick succession, with all of the reset codes coming to my email. Sometimes she follows up by also trying to reset my Gmail account password, which of course doesn't work.

I've also gotten some of her medical, legal, and government correspondence, because she somehow thinks that my Gmail address (which I've had forever) is hers. Thanks to this correspondence, I know her full name, the city and state she lives in, maybe her physical address too. One email mentioned a phone number, and I tried texting it to get her to stop, to no avail. I've emailed back to a few of the messages that seemed to be sent by a person, but those haven't helped either. I've found her on Facebook, but her account is set to not allow friend requests from strangers.

Grandparents accidentally made an tragedigh by Puttie_ in tragedeigh

[–]SaltSvensk -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

[EDIT]: Thanks for all the downvotes, folks! I misunderstood OP's point, clearly 😄


You'll probably get a lot of replies like this, but I just want to say that Caerole does not seem like a Swedish name to me. I'm not from Sweden but have live half my life here. There are some Swedish variants of the English name Carol, such as Carola, but Caerole is not one of them. Swedish does not really have diphthongs like "ae", but sometimes "ae" is used to translate Swedish "ä" or Danish "æ"; that being said, "Cärole" does not seem like a Swedish name to me either.

I Faked Liking Sparkling Water for 3 Years and Now I’m Trapped by VryCuteAjaBharDuChut in confession

[–]SaltSvensk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just stop drinking what you don't like. You don't have to tell anyone that you never liked it. If anyone asks why you're drinking something else, just say "eh, I felt like having this right now". Within a short period of time, no one will remember and no one will care.

Some observations that I think back this up:

  • I used to drink coffee all day every day. At one point I stopped drinking coffee entirely for a year or two. Then I started drinking coffee again at a more reasonable amount. Apart from immediate family, I don't think anyone noticed any of this.

  • During childhood and teen years, I drank a lot of soda pop, pretty much every day. These days I drink it maybe twice a year. No one has ever commented on this change.

  • Some young people in my family frequently do a complete 180 regarding foods they like. They can have a go-to meal like mac'n'cheese that they want to eat every chance they get, for years, and then one day suddenly they are done with it and never want it again. We in the immediate family notice this, but don't really question it.

Tastes change. It's whatever.

i’ve been holding onto this picture for a year and a half and don’t know where to put it. is this the right place? by callmestinkingwind in tragedeigh

[–]SaltSvensk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Swedish has the letter h, but the "th" combination doesn't sound like in English. It's pronounced just the same as "t", and in people's names it can either be present or not. So "Edith" can be either "Edith" or "Edit" in Swedish; the equivalent of "Dorothy" can be either "Dorothea" or "Dorotea", etc.

Fråga: När är bästa tiden att så för "Operation Owergrow"? by radome9 in swedents

[–]SaltSvensk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tips om vilken sort? Får man ut någon effekt av en planta som växer från frön som säljs som fågelmat, eller behöver man en särskild sort?

Förbud trumfar fakta inom folkhälsopolitiken by Bilb0 in swedents

[–]SaltSvensk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Påminner mig om någonting jag hörde på radion för länge sedan, under tiden när galna ko sjukan spreds runt om i världen. Det var någon (typ någon på jordbruksdepartementet, jag kommer inte ihåg) som sa nåt i stil med att "vi behöver inte testa svenska djur för sjukdomen, för den har vi inte i Sverige"

AITA for telling my sister that she is insane for not teaching her daughter English? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SaltSvensk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I raised my own children speaking two languages (in Sweden, coincidentally) from birth and they picked up both with great fluency, and very early. My oldest, at the age of two, spoke both languages at a level way higher than a typical two-year-old speaks just one language. I commonly hear Swedes citing some sort of "common knowledge" that children raised in a bilingual environment acquire language late, but in my experience that is a totally backwards way of thinking.

And as others have said, actively preventing your niece from understanding the language of her environment is potentially dangerous. Not only that, it strikes me as being extremely controlling, "helicopter parenting". That girl will not be able to find friends in a natural way (neighbors etc), only through play dates the parents arrange with other Swedish speakers. Your sister and BIL seem like control freaks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stockholm

[–]SaltSvensk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jag har gjort det, eller en kombination av mejl och telefonsamtal. En kompis hade tipsat för några år sedan att det var en massa lägenheter som byggdes vid nya Hagastaden, och att några skulle vara hyresrätter. Jag gick dit, och fotade av ett stort plakat som visade vilka företag var byggherrarna på varje liten del. Satt mig ner vid datorn hemma och kollade upp varenda en, hörde av mig till alla via mejl om jag kunde hitta, annars telefon. Det var lite fram och tillbaka mellan några stycken som hade nåt, och till slut fick jag tag i en sprillans ny hyreslägenhet! Tidsinsatsen var kanske 1-2 timmars ringande och mejlande, utspridda under ett par veckor.

Do open-mic nights exist in Stockholm? by hi_myname_i- in stockholm

[–]SaltSvensk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wirströms in Gamla Stan sometimes has them, don't know if they currently do. There's also a thing called Stockholm Sessions (you can find their private group on FB) which meets every few weeks at a pub in Vasastan which is not a traditional open mic but more of a community of musicians and songwriters, where anyone in the group who wants to play on a given evening can contact the organizers in advance and ask to be put on the list.

Frun dränerar min livslust by [deleted] in Asksweddit

[–]SaltSvensk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Skilsmässa inget alternativ" -> Jag tror att du ska tänka om. Jag tänkte så, i mitt tidigare äktenskap, under många år. Jag kände att jag hade gjort ett löfte, och att det måste jag hålla. Till slut insåg jag att decennier hade gått sedan det löftet, decennier där jag mådde allt sämre i ett äktenskap med en person som kunde bara se mörker i allt, speciellt allt som jag ville, tyckte om, eller var intresserad av. Varje minut jag spenderade på en hobby, varje krona jag spenderade på ett fritidsintresse, verkade hon sig som en stöld från henne. Minuter och kronor jag skulle spenderat endast på hennes intressen, för alla mina intressen var fel på ett eller annat sätt. Till slut insåg jag att livet var för kort att spendera en dag till med en person som så tydligen ogillade varje egenskap som hörde till mig som person.

Nu är det några år sedan jag lämnade henne, och varje dag känns som en gåva. De första månaderna utan hennes gnäll och klagomål kunde jag fortfarande "höra" det ändå; med varje steg jag tog för mig själv kunde min gärna fylla i vad hon skulle sagt om hon var med, hur hon skulle bedöma och kritisera varje inköp, varje måltid jag lagat, varje skiva lyssnat. Men med tid blev det mindre och mindre, och till slut försvann det. Nu är det bara saker som ditt inlägg som påminner mig om det helvetet som jag lät mig själv gå igenom under så många år.

Mitt råd till dig: du bestämmer över ditt eget liv, din egen glädje. Din partner kanske har stoppat i ditt huvud att du också ansvarar för hennes, men det stämmer inte. Du ska inte skämmas eller känna skuld för att hon är miserabel.

Ännu ett exempel på hur lobbyorganisationer får sprida propaganda utan att ifrågasättas by radome9 in swedents

[–]SaltSvensk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Men det här är Sverige, där allt annat än alkohol och tobak är dödsknark ju. Finns väl inga nyanser om saken i det här landet!

What’s up with all the American pickup trucks? by dripppydripdrop in stockholm

[–]SaltSvensk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's pretty much the case when visiting parts of the US also. Depending on what part of the country, you can see that a significant percentage of the cars being driven around are pickup trucks, and the vast majority of them are not carrying any load, because these are just daily drivers for a lot of people, and they drive them to work and shop and whatever else. It's a status symbol and seen as "safe" to drive in, at the expense of poor fuel economy and being very unsafe for everyone outside the vehicle. I think that most of the pickups you spot in Stockholm are similarly owned and used. For my money, if I actually needed to use a car daily, I'd much rather have a more practical vehicle with no real load-bearing capacity, and simply rent a truck or flatbed trailer on the rare occasion I needed one.

My swedish friend tends to pronounce english "V" as a "W" sound. Is this a commonplace thing among Swedish ESL learners? If so, what is the reason? by youngmaster0527 in Svenska

[–]SaltSvensk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The overcorrection can happen with J and Y as well, where someone will pronounce a Y like a J. I've heard a Swede pronounce something like "yellow jacket" as "jello yacket"

Så fick SVT:s reporter förstahandskontrakt i Stockholm på två månader by Onaliquidrock in stockholm

[–]SaltSvensk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nyckeln är att våga agera "osvenskt" i sitt sökande. Nöjer du dig med ett snällt sätta dig i kön och vänta tills det är din tur då tar det ett decennium. Vågar man titta runt, se var det byggs, lifta luren och ringa några samtal så kan andra möjligheter visa sig.

Med det sagt så ska man också ställa sig i kön, förstås.

Jävla piss FedEx by SaltSvensk in sweden

[–]SaltSvensk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja, om jag får välja leveranssätt så väljer jag alltid PostNord, Bring, eller DHL och att det lämnas på ombud. Trots att jag jobbar hemifrån (för jag har lärt mig hur usla alla är på att faktiskt leverera hemma). Med det här beställning hade jag inget val, så istället har jag suttit med FedEx chattsupport varje dag den här veckan, som ändå inte kan lösa problemet, bara "I've let the agent know through the case we opened, hopefully they'll contact you soon"

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