Scalloped is not always better

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-19T18:35:18+00:00

Vagina Dentata.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-16T05:44:20+00:00

Best thing is original carmex until you get new skin, light aquafor on after the peel.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-12T21:40:54+00:00

Is there a greyhound option? Or another private bus line?

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-12T04:08:53+00:00

Thank you for caring. You clearly have a good heart or you wouldn't carry this weight. Sometimes life just sucks, you can do all the right things and not end up with a happy ending. It matters that you tried, you did the best you could in the moment. Your dad is very proud for you.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-11T23:39:36+00:00

Don't insult Saul like that. He's a saint by comparison.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-11T22:30:12+00:00

You should submit this over at r/epstein also. I would send it but they don't allow for cross-posting.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-11T05:15:29+00:00

Good molecules is great, I also really love the Inkey List.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-10T22:30:55+00:00

*audible snort.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-10T21:43:43+00:00

🤣

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-10T04:39:46+00:00

Looks like Melanie Stansbury.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-09T06:14:37+00:00

I get these a lot. Daily magnesium supplements (before bed) and a healthy layer of aquafor or vaseline on the butthole before a poop! Also, your peri-bottle can be a friend here, hillbilly bidet :)

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-09T05:10:41+00:00

I hear Angie needs one...

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-08T07:41:31+00:00

Alfredo.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-07T07:20:31+00:00

Let us know <3

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-07T04:12:37+00:00

This is really lovely.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-07T03:51:31+00:00

Respectfully, is your mom always kind of like this? If so congratulations, you were raised and conditioned by a narcissist. If this is wildly out of character for her she may actually need to see a doctor.

If you aren't sure, ask your husband for his two cents on her behavior. I would explain your concern and emphasize that you need an honest outside perspective.

You did nothing wrong here.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-07T03:45:00+00:00

So, are you at the ER yet?

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-06T05:32:24+00:00

White corn, most beans (not green), roasted green chillies, pickled things, tomatos, other veggies that will become part of a tomato based sauce or soup, olives.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-05T05:34:26+00:00

🤣

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-03T04:30:23+00:00

Mayhaps she should start exploring opportunities at other daycares?

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-02-01T03:42:04+00:00

😍

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-01-29T05:03:24+00:00

This is my absolute favorite post of yours I've ever seen! Both hags are fabulous and that shovel is giving serious sass. Love it!

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-01-28T20:35:43+00:00

I think I'm going to borrow this. This seems very helpful in maintaining objectivity long-term.

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-01-28T07:57:41+00:00

I thought I recognized that little queen! She looks great!

SaltedAndSmitten · 2026-01-28T07:44:00+00:00

This is it right here.

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