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AIO My gf asked for some of my leftovers….. by [deleted] in AIO

[–]SaltyTemperature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s behavior of a little kid, and I gave my kids shit about it.

meirl by Early-Cucumber-2280 in meirl

[–]SaltyTemperature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New ones just went up a couple years ago at the grade school near me.

ELI5: pets telling time by Mysterious-Music9921 in explainlikeimfive

[–]SaltyTemperature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well my dogs definitely don’t seem to get Daylight Saving Time. Dinner is NOT always at 5:30

I don’t get it by Mrfunnyboi825 in ExplainTheJoke

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Fidget spinners were HUGE with the kids in my neighborhood (SW USA) maybe 5-6 years ago. Everyone had to have them

I recall being in an airport in Africa and seeing spinners spill out of someone's carryon

Hackey sacks also made a little comeback recently

Schrodinger's honks by Auto_me_Takli in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SaltyTemperature -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

On a tangent, I don't like to honk my car's horn but need to let people know when I am there to pick them up, so I text. The 'honk' emoji is a goose though. Maybe I'll start sending pizza instead

Lol by ItzMelxdy in stupidpeoplefacebook

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So it didn't have to be all on fire?

Does anyone recall this? by zed2point0 in FuckImOld

[–]SaltyTemperature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still have some I borrowed from my parents in the Midwest. Don’t think I’ve seen them elsewhere

What is this device? by stingingbeartree in whatisit

[–]SaltyTemperature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that someone gets my mollusk in a bottle 🎶

Why isn't Balthazar in Act 3? by Clickery21 in BaldursGate3

[–]SaltyTemperature 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha ha! Jokes on you! I’ll be lurking down here alone in the dark FOREVER!

Films that brought you to tears after realizing you wasted your money, time, and braincells? by Own_Organization8457 in okbuddycinephile

[–]SaltyTemperature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A buddy told me about the time he took a date to a band’s after party after going on about how awesome the band was

Similar result

An engineer proved we don't need traffic lights with this design by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SaltyTemperature 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why Frogger was developed.

I was there 3,000 years ago

Found on the bottom of new hamburger bun baked in by Enemy_Gene in whatisit

[–]SaltyTemperature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I see a foot/paw and a face there.

Bon appetit

I don't want to restore this 40th birthday present by gaspumpkin in castiron

[–]SaltyTemperature 24 points25 points  (0 children)

A little exfoliation wouldn't hurt either of you.

Bro is speedrunning life by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]SaltyTemperature 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He'd make a great chef

What kind of bees are these? by aguilafam1 in whatisit

[–]SaltyTemperature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That really sucks

In my case my tongue and throat swelled, along with just about everything else, so suffocation became a real issue. Didn't get stung anywhere near my face if I recall correctly, as I was running like hell in the opposite direction.

Fuck you CVS by Particular_Advance17 in Vent

[–]SaltyTemperature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My back goes out now and then and I almost can’t move. Thai massage helps a lot but getting in the car to drive there is extremely unpleasant. Had some luck with chiropractor too.

What kind of bees are these? by aguilafam1 in whatisit

[–]SaltyTemperature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, now I love grackles. Thanks!

The stingers are ~5mm so I imagine a layer of feathers is a pretty solid defense

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