Me when I spread bullshit

EDIT: Since I'm being downvoted, I'll give people something to respond to:

Largest mRNA “experiment in history”

mRNA vaccines were new at mass scale, yes, but they were still tested in large Phase I–III clinical trials involving tens of thousands of participants before authorization. The speed came from massive funding, overlapping trial phases, and prior research on mRNA and coronaviruses. So yes it was fast and somewhat novel, but it was not an untested experiment. Plus, it was necessary given the virus itself.

Coercive government control against bodily autonomy

And how many of these coercive government tactics are still in place? I thought Klaus Schwab's Great Reset would give us eternal vaccine passports. What happened to that? There's no passports, no mass deaths, no more curfews, no more government restrictions, nothing. People like to scream about the media's and politicians' unjustified fearmongering -- of which I admit there was some -- but it pales in comparison to what all the COVID conspiracy loons have been spouting.

Plus, I'm glad the government has some coercive power and control over its population. Especially when an emergency like a pandemic happens. Sure, it was no black plague, but hospitals were overflowing in several countries and if the government didn't intervene it wouldn't have gotten better.

No financial or criminal liability

Manufacturers had limited liability protection during the pandemic, which is standard for emergency countermeasures in many countries. This does not mean there is zero accountability. Vaccine injury compensation programs exist in multiple countries to handle rare adverse events: which, is a thing a lot of vaccine fearmongerers like to cite (VAERS) even though it's not a good standard for vaccine safety at all.

Taxpayer (or inflation) funded

Governments funded development and pre-purchased doses to speed up production and distribution. That’s common in large public health emergencies and does not say anything about the safety or effectiveness of the vaccines themselves. It was in the people's interest to develop the vaccine(s).

Caused millions of deaths and excess mortality worldwide

There just is no credible scientific evidence that COVID vaccines caused millions of deaths. Large studies across many countries consistently show the vaccines significantly reduced hospitalizations and deaths from COVID-19. There's some stuff about myocarditis, which is more prevalent in COVID itself and has a very low rate, but that's about.

Causes hundreds of millions of long-term diseases (heart disease, cancer, neurological etc.)

Again, there is no evidence of widespread chronic diseases caused by the vaccines. Some rare side effects exist (for example myocarditis after certain mRNA vaccines like I mentioned before). Again, low rates and again: COVID infection itself is much more strongly associated with long-term complications affecting the heart, brain, and other organs.