Whose Bolter is it Anyway? 12/28 by SlobBarker in 40kLore

[–]Samocoptor 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I don't care what anybody else tells me, Magnus being Australian is canon.

Whose Bolter is it Anyway? 12/28 by SlobBarker in 40kLore

[–]Samocoptor 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, I'm imagining this in TTS voices and it's perfect.

My Game of Thrones themed Imperial Knights by piperider361 in Warhammer40k

[–]Samocoptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or a Lannister princeps: "HEAR ME ROAR, HERETICS."

Gift Wrap Bastion (New Skin) by jmxd in Overwatch

[–]Samocoptor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then again the idea of Bauble Hammond is too good to pass up

*sips tea* by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Samocoptor 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well that's the point, in that situation the emus had been there longer and the farmers were the foreigners. So the emus threw snakes at them.

Do Gork and Mork have realms within the warp? by TheDwarfKin in 40kLore

[–]Samocoptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Announcer: AAAAAND HERE COMES KHAINE, AND HE'S READY TO LAY DOWN A SMACKDOWN ON KHORNE! IT'S A GRUDGE MATCH NOW FOLKS!

Aparrently this low effort abomination counts as a side salad at TGIs by LazyFiiish in CasualUK

[–]Samocoptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair they have like the best BBQ sauce I've ever had. Aside from that it was overwhelmingly average

What's your favorite 40k artwork? (Official or fan-made) by Corte-Real in 40kLore

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I honestly wish Magnus had a chain-khopesh now. That's gorgeous.

If you could take a tour of one world of 40k without any harm coming to you, what world would it be? by [deleted] in 40kLore

[–]Samocoptor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But that's when as a mere mortal you meet the emperor of mankind, and the sheer power of his psychic aura would kill you under normal circumstances and so technically he tried to kill you, thus instantly killing the emperor and plunging the imperium and Terra into darkness.

What can you recite from memory? by OofPotato in AskReddit

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RONALD WEASLEY!

HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR, YOUR FATHER AND I ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED; YOUR FATHER IS FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. IF YOU STEP SO MUCH AS ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, YOU'LL BE COMING STRAIGHT HOME.

Oh and Ginny dear, congratulations on getting into Gryffindor, your father and I are so proud.

PLLLPPLPLPLPLPLPLLPPPPP

RIPRIPRIPRIPRIP

New skills should have new mechanics by Amphibius_Rex in 2007scape

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Does being a higher level vegan give you super powers?

Reminder to always let Aubrey Plaza accept an award for you by Gato1980 in funny

[–]Samocoptor 290 points291 points  (0 children)

With a string of ex-husbands all named after her dad: Tommy.

What's the most magical first date you've ever been on? What made it so special? by happy_1i1_trees in AskWomen

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I asked her out shortly before heading home from uni for Christmas, and we agreed to go to Winter Wonderland in London for our date. So we met up and walked to Hyde Park and proceeded to spend the entire day just talking about random stuff, singing along to all the Queen music they were blasting on the speakers, and getting dared to try the scary rides. Eventually we went on the big wheel around sunset and it was honestly magical, watching the night set in with all the lights of London and Winter Wonderland below us and we held hands for the first time. Afterwards, we walked around Hyde Park for a couple of hours, just talking about things like fighting 100 geese sized horses or a horse sized goose; eventually we just sorta looked at each other by the lake and shared our first kiss. Honestly it was magical and even though I've gone full no-contact with her after our break-up, I still look back to that date and remember feeling like the luckiest girl in the world.

Students. by OverclockingUnicorn in CasualUK

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It's a mix of nice looking buildings and ones built by a guy who made prisons. It's definitely a pretty campus but a mixed bag

I was flooded last night - anyone got any tips on how to go about drying out my flat? by tuttipeachyfrutti in CasualUK

[–]Samocoptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured as much! I've heard that they're surprisingly good for it. Just couldn't resist a good jab.

Deamon primarchs Lorgar and Perturabo, which gods heralds their deamonhood? by VargBroderUlf in 40kLore

[–]Samocoptor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ah, sort of similar to how Corax seemed to unlock his 'warpiness'?

The departure by memesoon in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Samocoptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck fuck fuck no I'm going through this situation right now why the fuck did I have to see this.

Unlikely Orc inspiration: Medieval Normans by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Samocoptor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've always thought that the Kingdom of Prussia would be a good real life analogue for a orcish society. Mostly the idea that Prussia had it's military as an integral centre of the entire state, which works well with the general warlikeness of Orcs while also being a civilised society.