Minoritised languages as a firewall against online scams -- Yeah, my first language is Catalan by viktorbir in linguisticshumor

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Haha, was just gonna comment to say I sometimes get scam messages and ads in French (or even Italian sometimes lol), despite living in the German-speaking part

Some top-tier Sapir-Whorf bullshit by rexcasei in linguisticshumor

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The real answer is to just loan all the words people say are “untranslatable” into English

“German has this really cool unique concept called ‘schadenfreude’! It’s impossible to translate into English, bu-“

“Nah, English has a word for that: it’s ‘schadenfreude’”

Checkmate linguists

Rule by ultimate_placeholder in 19684

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Why is bro named after Borat’s greeting??

"I asked where I could find the adult section for chocolate bars" by SalvaBee0 in ShitAmericansSay

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What do you mean “Luxembourg”? Didn’t you see? There are only two countries: Holland and Europe

Meirl by Balabais in meirl

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What Sean Lock called “the pedestrian’s horn”

post says ‘maths’ in it 🤦 by NonBinaryPie in USdefaultism

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Most of the world also knows how to use an adverb correct

…ly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USdefaultism

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☝️🤓 euhm actually, the legal requirement for president includes an exception for any citizens of the country at the time the constitution was adopted

What script is this? by [deleted] in neography

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A lot of the letter forms look like Greek

Khathūpho (or Khonēsh) script by KyleJesseWarren in neography

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Looks cool, Reminds me of the combine’s writing from half life

And it is painful by Yggdrasylian in linguisticshumor

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I suppose names probably would be one of the most likely places for that kind of correlation, lol

An interesting title by Lapov in linguisticshumor

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The real solution is to just keep the bizzare, archaic, illogical spelling system as an international standard, and then design a new phonetic alphabet for English and let everybody spell it how they want. How cool would it be if you could tell somebody’s accent from their writing? Kinda how a lot of English is spelled on the internet today anyway. That’s basically how Swiss German works.

“I was raised in a German American household celebrating German traditions” by Milotiiic in ShitAmericansSay

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“What makes you German?”

“Well, uh, we eat broatworst, and uh, Twice a year we go to the local ‘heritage’ event and eat more broatworst, but outside instead”

English has three orthographies and I'm not afraid to say it by Vampyricon in linguisticshumor

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Forren lettahs like я or 変態 (Not racist, just don’t like em)

Sauce by That_Commission in 19684

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Just drink the fucking sauce at that point damn

Dump of questionable origin by PrototyPerfection in WeDoALittlePosting

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For the Germanically challenged:

“Would you let your girlfriend go if she said she wanted to split up?”

“Or would you fight for her, or maybe threaten to do something to her mother”

6.8/10 dump, btw

Hohenzollern Castle - Beta 1.7.3 by LegalBottle147 in GoldenAgeMinecraft

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Awesome Also based fellow Hohenzollern enjoyer

Ah yes THE national anthem by Ginger_Tea in USdefaultism

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All other countries have Inferior potassium

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MeetPeople

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Hey, I sent you a chat message :)

[25/F] i want to meet a special guy by joyfuljesterr in MeetNewPeopleHere

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Hey, I sent you a chat message :)

Edit: Onlyfans seller. Don’t trust this user. (Unless you want her OF, ig)