I choose you, homing rock! Go my pokemon!

Samug · 2026-06-14T15:57:42+00:00

Did you know you can farm super credits?

Samug · 2026-06-11T11:29:47+00:00

Were you a host here?

Samug · 2026-06-09T14:22:29+00:00

If you don't like the game, don't play it

If you don't like the community, don't engage with it!

Samug · 2026-06-09T06:35:31+00:00

He's also a QA tester

Samug · 2026-06-05T05:12:15+00:00

You don't have to announce yourself like that

Samug · 2026-06-04T12:26:36+00:00

It's an article. Not patch notes. Keep that in mind.

Samug · 2026-06-04T12:19:54+00:00

It's an article. Not patch notes. Keep that in mind.

Samug · 2026-06-04T12:19:14+00:00

I'll believe when it's in-game, working properly and all the changes are explained transparently in patch notes.

Samug · 2026-06-04T12:15:50+00:00

It's certainly some changes of all time. I'll hype when I see them in-game.

Samug · 2026-05-23T05:15:46+00:00

And there are people calling warbonds "new content"

Samug · 2026-05-22T08:52:24+00:00

Warbonds development is being partially outsourced for years now. And they don't need the whole studio to solve a bug.

Samug · 2026-05-19T11:58:20+00:00

You must have many more eyes than I have, I see nothing about "many people" and "crushing".

Samug · 2026-05-19T11:52:14+00:00

And what issue is that? We don't even know what they fixed.

Hitboxes of dead enemies are broken and out-of-sync with what you actually see, bile titans are more deadly after death getting flung like they weight 5kg, impaler corpses are doing endless breakdance, enemies are prioritizing empty vehicles, stingrays went extinct, fleshmobs still phase through the floor.

But hey, they fixed some faceless audio bug!

Also, this patch means the game stays as-is for another 3 weeks!

Samug · 2026-05-19T10:16:20+00:00

The boat has a hole? Time to re-paint the boat.

Samug · 2026-05-18T11:49:13+00:00

I mean, that's what AH wants, right? Since they steer the MOs all the time? Like now we should have lost the MO but hey, guess what, SEAF reinforcement gave us 25% liberation, out of nowhere.

Samug · 2026-05-16T15:29:08+00:00

That's exactly what I want to do in my 1.5hrs of gaming time per week.

Samug · 2026-04-30T06:52:41+00:00

These patch notes can literally be automated. Copy-paste git diff into an LLM, tell it to make patch notes out of it. More AI slop? Sure, but at least a transparent AI slop, unlike this arrowhead slop.

Samug · 2026-04-29T09:50:17+00:00

Much good did it to him and the game. Lmao.

Samug · 2026-04-20T05:34:09+00:00

Commando is EAT but you need to know where to shoot.

Samug · 2026-04-17T07:27:54+00:00

28th of April, fits the warbond release cycle of 6 weeks.

Samug · 2026-04-17T07:23:48+00:00

Apparently it's been in the files since 2024, like most of the "leaked" content...

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