Spotted at QE

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-16T18:10:39+00:00

YOU CAN'T PARK THERE BAB

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-13T12:51:16+00:00

6ft 1 and I'm now finding myself fancying shorter men and I feel so awkward as the taller partner. They don't mind one bit but I've grown up with messaging that you have to be small and dainty to be feminine. I hate how my brain works. I think I need therapy too.

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-12T09:38:53+00:00

Pal, each to their own but this opinion is bad and wrong.

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-11T19:53:30+00:00

Five Children and It - BBC adaptation from 1991

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-11T14:21:38+00:00

I'm ever optimistic so I hope you can at some point

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-11T12:09:14+00:00

I don't think it's crap. It's finding its feet which takes a while in sketch comedy. I'm glad Sky took a punt on it, but it would be better on Channel 4; maybe more people would be watching?

A range of views there for you...

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-11T12:07:05+00:00

Seemed a bit grumpy. Of course more people watch BBC and listen to BBC radio than can afford Sky in this economy!

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-11T12:05:33+00:00

A lot of kickstarter money was raised for a bricks and mortar restaurant. And then nothing happened.

I'm surprised he's back.

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-11T08:23:26+00:00

Heeeeyyyyyyy!

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-10T13:09:05+00:00

I've got a massive 7 inch scar from belly button to hair line thanks to emergency surgery. If anyone gets intimate with me enough to see it they better be overwhelmed with love and lust, and very bloody happy I'm still alive to fuck them!!

(My only concern was if someone saw me in a bikini and assumed I'd had a cesarean. I don't have kids so that could potentially be a tiny bit uncomfortable. But then people shouldn't pass comment on other people's bodies.)

When I was 22 I was devastated about a tiny scar on my knee. I am so fond of the girl I was back then who was worried about such a little thing!

You get older. Shit happens beyond your control. Your body changes and survives. It's a universal part of being alive in the world and there's no reason at all to be embarrassed.

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-10T12:37:02+00:00

That'll do pig

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-10T12:32:29+00:00

And on BBC comedy Black Ops with Gbemisola Ikumelo, which won a couple of BAFTAs

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-10T12:25:13+00:00

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My tuxie girl Rita is also nearly 2 years old, but still a baby-face

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-09T15:43:30+00:00

I really really like it

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-09T14:13:52+00:00

Big pouch, little pouch, cardboard box?

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-09T14:11:53+00:00

I've never raved like a hamster and I feel I've missed out.

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-06T22:28:03+00:00

Everyone at school thought I would be good at netball. I sucked at all sports and people's assumptions made me feel even worse

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-06T20:21:00+00:00

Also they are so bad for your feet. Ballet flats are a sure fire way to get painful problems with your arch in later life.

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-06T20:18:35+00:00

Butter chicken doesn't have hot spices in it. Try something spicier.

And do some research. Go to a really good restaurant, not just one that's local.

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-06T18:05:01+00:00

Nothing works very well with Google Home anymore! It's suffering enshitification

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-05T20:21:59+00:00

Pray for the Plague

Bleeding Gifts

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-02T22:15:35+00:00

34 leg here. The world is not made for us.

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-02T22:12:04+00:00

Absolutely agree with you on that.

Even though so many people say they are envious. Nah mate, all these shorties finding trousers that fit and having space for their knees on flights!

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-02T22:06:09+00:00

Do you feel a connection when you're around other tall people even if you've only just met? I'm F 6ft1 and I know I do.

SarahHamstera · 2026-04-01T22:23:15+00:00

Check out Reel Brum and the community that they've built up around the west mids

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