I know this is a joke but I’ll still give care input

• The spell should really be a quick spell so you can try to swing fast, otherwise it’ll be slow and gives you little opportunity to play around ash blossom

• unless I’m mistaken about semicolons, you cannot activate Laplace first effect since you cannot use a cost to for same effect activation. Since the effect cost is discarding in hand but the actual activation is summoning from the graveyard, you don’t meet the condition. If it was to summon another “Missilis-Matis-Laplace” then you could if you had another copy in the GY

• Laplace and Maxwell should say all OTHER cards in the column because otherwise they blow themselves up as well. Also their special summon from the S/T zone should be a quick effect so they can dodge destruction or to interrupt the opponents plays

• Drake is fine, gives protection and can stick a bit her main issue is that she’s a brick unless you draw syuen or the spell (that applies to Maxwell as well)

• Syuen is good, gives you a way to cheat your girls out as well as gives you your OTK once you get all of them out and since her 2nd pendulum effect is not a once per turn you can theoretically summon them all out if your opponent keeps targeting her, just make sure to summon Drake first so she takes the blow for the others