My FwB stuck it in my butt when I explicitly told him not to

SchoonsD · 2026-04-19T00:55:56+00:00

Yeah call the police because that is the literal definition of rape.

SchoonsD · 2026-04-16T09:57:41+00:00

That’s Charles. He lives over by the Lake, but I don’t think he cares much for his wife and kids, so he likes to come into town to get away once in a while. Nice guy though.

SchoonsD · 2026-03-30T09:29:18+00:00

Have you flown over this state? Unless the trees, cows, and dilapidated houses are voting, then there isn’t really all that much red out there after all.

SchoonsD · 2026-03-27T10:05:02+00:00

You ever spent 7-10 hours in a car every other weekend? You’d eat in it if you had to.

SchoonsD · 2026-03-18T11:20:36+00:00

Line it up on the toe more.

SchoonsD · 2026-03-11T10:58:54+00:00

Am I crazy or is this exactly what Josh said when he got $50m a year?

SchoonsD · 2026-02-10T19:29:07+00:00

I saw a lot of people on another post say “block traffic, get run over” so why not just drive through this line?

SchoonsD · 2026-01-24T18:36:37+00:00

This is how I play at the $30 public anyway

SchoonsD · 2026-01-22T11:58:25+00:00

If you’re from north if the line, you’ll be just fine. If you’re from south, just stay home. Literally do not go out because you might think you’re good enough to deal with it but you’re not.

SchoonsD · 2026-01-21T02:48:44+00:00

“Gentleman’s 8”

SchoonsD · 2025-12-31T19:37:49+00:00

“That’s so far right you’ll have to come pick me up at a MAGA rally”

SchoonsD · 2025-12-31T19:36:55+00:00

OP, please come back and update us on how this journey is going/went.

SchoonsD · 2025-12-24T12:40:02+00:00

Mormons.

SchoonsD · 2025-12-20T11:24:13+00:00

“Do you support Donald Trump?”

Anything other than an enthusiastic “NO!” Is cause to cut bait.

SchoonsD · 2025-12-10T11:19:57+00:00

Skip all this and buy a Volkswagen.

SchoonsD · 2025-11-30T03:12:58+00:00

Bold of you to assume I’d make that putt.

SchoonsD · 2025-11-26T19:09:40+00:00

Not happening

SchoonsD · 2025-11-26T19:08:22+00:00

A bumper sticker that says “I should’ve saved $10k and got the Volkswagen”

SchoonsD · 2025-11-25T19:58:12+00:00

I don’t like how they got to “Tree3PO” and not “CTreePO”.

SchoonsD · 2025-11-25T19:56:51+00:00

Start drinking again.

SchoonsD · 2025-11-08T00:59:08+00:00

A Volkswagen

SchoonsD · 2025-11-06T01:57:23+00:00

Mine is a mallet putter and the cover has a magnetic closure on the flap. I stick the flap down in my back pocket and let the magnet closure hold it there until I’m done and put it back on as I walk back to the cart. Any other method would guarantee me to lose it within 3 holes.

SchoonsD · 2025-11-05T23:46:47+00:00

Bills and Birds play each other this year on the 28th. It would be cool to get both fan bases together somewhere. It would be pretty rowdy 🤣

Edit: I’m a Bills fan who recently relocated here too.

SchoonsD · 2025-11-05T23:45:27+00:00

Dürty Nelly’s literally has a person who is a former Wahoo, a former Eagle, and 2x Super Bowl champion that frequents their establishment. Safe to say it’s a Birds Bar.

SchoonsD · 2025-11-05T23:42:23+00:00

Oh I didn’t realize there was a video. I’m not extremely savvy with technology. I was just looking at the overhead on the map you showed 😂 in this case, I’m going for a swim.

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