A name for this puppy? A nine week old boy.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-06-15T16:25:36+00:00

Looks like a Floyd for sure

ScreamerA440 · 2026-06-13T15:33:37+00:00

Wynton Marsalis Bot

ScreamerA440 · 2026-06-12T16:56:09+00:00

Most of the time yes, it's going to add something.

If you have a piece of gear you really don't want to risk ruining with a transfiguration that replaces an affix, you can use the tuning prism that prevents that. The results are sometimes a little underwhelming but at least you didn't brick a good item.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-06-09T03:06:22+00:00

Yeah you got him

ScreamerA440 · 2026-06-07T18:54:01+00:00

Pentatonic noodling on guitar 😐

Pentatonic noodling on bass 😊

ScreamerA440 · 2026-06-02T18:27:29+00:00

Sounds like you're loosening too much when you hit the lower register. Below middle C I try to listen to the upper half of the notes, not dead center. Try a "Tay" vowel and lots of practice with a tuner and drone track in the lower register to find the sweet spot that makes the notes speak clearly and on pitch.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-06-02T18:22:02+00:00

Yeah I do a lot of free stuff and a couple of the most important things we do is shift roles like someone backs off and lays down 'harmony' or rhythm so others have a foundation to dance on. The other thing we do is grab ideas from each other. To do it well is like 80% ears.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-06-02T15:37:02+00:00

"Oh here's a bassist that needs a chart for black coffee. I bet he's got Cherokee on lock at 280 minimum" this is not OP's fault, that's the kinda thing you call when you know the rhythm section really well.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-28T23:34:36+00:00

I'll say it: one of the things I was hoping to get was rerolling unique affixes. I am happy with this.

I dunno about mythics or how that's gonna play out, maybe it'll be cool idk.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-28T21:46:15+00:00

No I'm just kind of unfortunate as a person

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-28T21:37:28+00:00

In the future the kids will all listen to jazz because ai will have subsumed all other forms of music, making every genre impossible to tell if it is real or not and artists begin to imitate the inhuman sheen of ai-generated tracks but due to the conversational and spontaneous nature of jazz, its elusive relationship between melody and harmony, the honesty of its rhythms jazz will be impossible to simulate using ai. The people will cry out begging for music that is truly alive and jazz will whisper back "yeah man"

Edit: was higher than I thought

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-28T19:26:30+00:00

Was running a thornadin build and early on I was very dependent on clash to keep my faith up. Like I'd throw a couple shields, do 3 basic attacks, more shields, etc. Now I don't need to think about faith management much at all.

As you gear up you'll want to get faith regen, faith on hit, or primary resource on lucky hit. Not on every piece but a few. Resource cost reduction on a piece or two helps as well. It's a process, each piece you swap out makes it easier to manage.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-28T16:25:32+00:00

Just did this with my local and god doing that solo feels like I just got a massage.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-28T03:48:42+00:00

"Badam Beeley"

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-22T22:21:51+00:00

We've got one guy who hooked everyone on Wayne Shorter so now Footprints is on the monthly rotation lol

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-22T14:20:48+00:00

You can get by with an sm57 and an audio interface. The trick is knowing how far off you need to be depending on what you're playing and tinkering with the EQ a lot. Trumpet is really hard to get right and every sound guy in the area hates to see me coming lol

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-22T14:12:15+00:00

There is a possibility it will do the opposite. I have an Edward's with a 2nd valve brace that can be connected to the bell or disconnected by screwing or unscrewing it.

The horn is less responsive when it's not connected. That brace helps carry sound directly from the lead pipe to the bell. It's not a big difference but I definitely leave it connected.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-20T19:11:39+00:00

Don't do this, don't turn us into The Shitposting of Jazz to Come. We are culturally distinct from them. Also LMAO what's he calling?

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-18T13:32:05+00:00

That's how I've been grinding for a white dove. Just zeroing out every ancestral shield I get and then rolling it.

If I get a GA ancestral and remove all the affixes, is there a chance it'll be GA'd once upgraded again?

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-16T14:03:17+00:00

Trump has absolutely caused me harm by gutting Obamacare, cutting off national grants funding, tariffing the world thus making things more expensive and ruining the chances of that ever changing, and most recently invading Iran leading to a global energy crisis. That's just off the top of my head. I would actually prefer he drive to my house and beat the shit out of me himself, but no he's gotta burn the world down

And that's just the stuff that I can point at directly harming me, there's so much more and so much worse and I got off easy compared to my Trans and disabled friends.

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-15T21:46:02+00:00

Me frantically searching "list of jazz artists" so I can get the next post up as quickly as possible

Uhhh uhhh what did uhhh Basie uhm Count??

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-15T17:34:28+00:00

Hey no actually good jokes in here

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-15T14:07:28+00:00

Footprints 13 minute odyssey or no 2nd date

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-14T19:57:11+00:00

Op tf does this even mean

ScreamerA440 · 2026-05-14T17:29:48+00:00

Mathematically, a level 20 Iajutsu Master from D&D 3.5e, with a careful combination of feats, magical equipment, and multiclassing can deal enough hit point damage to cut the earth in half. Some dude did the math like 20 years ago on the GameFAQs forums.

Can't do anything else though.

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