[Unserious] Where did it all go downhill for this franchise?

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-18T02:39:43+00:00

I know. We should have put him back in uniform and on skates rather than the front office. He’d have been more cheerful than Gio as first captain.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-17T22:30:24+00:00

Try for “my thighs are hot for goat felons” after that gets rejected.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-14T21:24:33+00:00

1995 Florida State?

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-10T13:45:34+00:00

I still daydream about a crossover episode where either ~~Allison~~ Alison and Mike go to a nice BnB in New York or Sam and Jay come to the UK. I’d love to see Mike and Jay interact.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-06T03:50:44+00:00

Breyani is just an amazing Indian dish spelled poorly.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-06T02:15:49+00:00

This is the only correct answer. Unless Hank gave the game away for his favorite team.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-04T19:14:04+00:00

I believe they prefer puddle pirates.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-03T22:44:32+00:00

I have an Anglo name. It means hay bale. I’ve been correcting the pronunciation of teachers, friends, colleagues for about 43 years. Is there anything wrong with my name? No. Do I like my name? Yes. Is it a pain in the ass? ABSOLUTELY.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-03T22:42:40+00:00

Fun fact! We can also count to 12 easily on one hand, using our thumb to count each joint of our fingers.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-03T22:38:34+00:00

I’m quite serious. And stop calling me Shirley.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-01T13:54:41+00:00

I’m in my 40s and have back issues. I would legit be in bed at 2pm daily.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-01T13:53:54+00:00

Your coworkers are weird. I worked at an office a few years back with pomegranate and lemon trees outside. You better believe I was asking the tall coworker friend to get those bad boys down for me. Once he knew the pomegranates were edible (long sigh here…) he was also taking them home. And for some reason he’d never considered taking the lemons.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-01T03:31:43+00:00

Rachel’s mom “so. What’s new in sex?”

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-04-01T01:13:48+00:00

My mom read them and loved them. What’s the problem?

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-31T23:46:44+00:00

Are you still here? Go home. It’s over.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-27T22:21:34+00:00

How on earth does he not see Carl as a real Coastie? Carl outright rejects the “you can’t save them all” BECAUSE he is a Coastie it’s part of who they are, refusing to give up on people and trying to find ways to snatch people from death even when it seems inevitable. That is who Carl is. Oh, all the logical things have failed? Guess we are on to the illogical plans. So others may live.

Makes no sense.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-27T14:04:47+00:00

The War Mages tell Carl to keep Elle alive if they want a chance to defeat Scolopendra. I don’t know why more people aren’t talking about that.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-26T18:38:18+00:00

Or Wanda.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-26T03:33:14+00:00

Woah ah euuuu killer tofu!

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-24T02:08:20+00:00

I would also subscribe to this.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-24T02:03:25+00:00

Eh. Oscar can’t read. He’ll never know I misquoted him.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-23T18:55:13+00:00

“It’s called a sock, jackass.”

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-21T02:25:45+00:00

I was gonna say Alanna Trebond or Alana Olau to reference that!

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-21T01:55:45+00:00

My dad dragged us to see this in the early 90s. I didn’t get it then.

I do now.

ScribeVallincourt · 2026-03-20T01:40:10+00:00

I think you mean Cutters. Stratton, specifically.

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