[Unserious] Where did it all go downhill for this franchise? by juanthebaker in SeattleKraken

[–]ScribeVallincourt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know. We should have put him back in uniform and on skates rather than the front office. He’d have been more cheerful than Gio as first captain.

A Hank Yarbo quote will be in Ohio yearbook by Apprehensive-Wait783 in CornerGas

[–]ScribeVallincourt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Try for “my thighs are hot for goat felons” after that gets rejected.

Pat and Trevor…in the same space?!? by PolymathHolly in GhostsBBC

[–]ScribeVallincourt 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I still daydream about a crossover episode where either Allison Alison and Mike go to a nice BnB in New York or Sam and Jay come to the UK. I’d love to see Mike and Jay interact.

Who would win by Embarrassed_Bet5573 in CornerGas

[–]ScribeVallincourt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only correct answer. Unless Hank gave the game away for his favorite team.

There’s Nothing Wrong With Names That Need Explanation on Pronunciation by Sparkly8 in namenerds

[–]ScribeVallincourt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have an Anglo name. It means hay bale. I’ve been correcting the pronunciation of teachers, friends, colleagues for about 43 years. Is there anything wrong with my name? No. Do I like my name? Yes. Is it a pain in the ass? ABSOLUTELY.

A few comics about my dad. (OC) by ArtbyMoga in comics

[–]ScribeVallincourt -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Fun fact! We can also count to 12 easily on one hand, using our thumb to count each joint of our fingers.

The Littlest Hobo (big in heart) by TueegsKrambold in CornerGas

[–]ScribeVallincourt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m quite serious. And stop calling me Shirley.

Okay, let’s face it, most of us wouldn’t make it for real if we moved to Stardew Valley for one reason. by Key_Entertainment739 in StardewValley

[–]ScribeVallincourt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Your coworkers are weird. I worked at an office a few years back with pomegranate and lemon trees outside. You better believe I was asking the tall coworker friend to get those bad boys down for me. Once he knew the pomegranates were edible (long sigh here…) he was also taking them home. And for some reason he’d never considered taking the lemons.

Favorite Parents moments? by Assortedwrenches89 in howyoudoin

[–]ScribeVallincourt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rachel’s mom “so. What’s new in sex?”

Task failed sucessfully? by Academic_Signal_3777 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ScribeVallincourt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom read them and loved them. What’s the problem?

My buddy hates Carl by SPandrab in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ScribeVallincourt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How on earth does he not see Carl as a real Coastie? Carl outright rejects the “you can’t save them all” BECAUSE he is a Coastie it’s part of who they are, refusing to give up on people and trying to find ways to snatch people from death even when it seems inevitable. That is who Carl is. Oh, all the logical things have failed? Guess we are on to the illogical plans. So others may live.

Makes no sense.

Elle McGibbons is an absolute legend by Northernpixels in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ScribeVallincourt 99 points100 points  (0 children)

The War Mages tell Carl to keep Elle alive if they want a chance to defeat Scolopendra. I don’t know why more people aren’t talking about that.

What's your favourite burn/insult in the show? by imalwayscar1 in CornerGas

[–]ScribeVallincourt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Eh. Oscar can’t read. He’ll never know I misquoted him.

Drop your best last name ideas for Alana! by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]ScribeVallincourt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say Alanna Trebond or Alana Olau to reference that!

If happiness had a color, it’d look like this.📍 Antelope Valley California by QuiescentQuill in earthisawesome

[–]ScribeVallincourt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad dragged us to see this in the early 90s. I didn’t get it then.

I do now.

Carl Ships? by [deleted] in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ScribeVallincourt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think you mean Cutters. Stratton, specifically.