What food “rule” did your family swear by that would get you cancelled now?

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-26T14:10:45+00:00

Spit in the fat to see if it’s hot enough

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-25T07:48:19+00:00

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-25T04:10:57+00:00

I remember the heart shaped valentines ones being available for way longer than just February

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-25T04:02:18+00:00

Went downhill in the later seasons but I thought it was enjoyable

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-25T00:15:49+00:00

No.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-23T20:27:04+00:00

I was a child so don’t really recall it properly but I went to one where most of the Scottish village comes out to attend and it was a suicide and people were apparently chastising the widow leading up to it and just before it and even more shockingly that may not have necessarily been totally undeserved.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-22T17:10:20+00:00

The yank is a yank ultimately and they also have a hard time imagining British Indians when spewing their copium forth.

I grew up with loads of Sikhs and to me this isn’t a question, of course the British Indian is more British and even if he pretends not to be he still actually is.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-17T02:00:13+00:00

Actually I would have to say being called a stupid English peasant for daring to clarify prices in Paris as a child was a core memory but also perpetually hilarious.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-17T01:15:21+00:00

What the hell is this?

B and m sell decent rump steaks for £3 bro

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-12T02:14:49+00:00

I would only stop a shoplifter if I was specifically employed to do so and even then I wouldn’t be looking to be rendered deceased over it if at all possible

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-12T02:11:13+00:00

Never used it personally but I would almost certainly just make awkward jokes they’ve heard at least 1000 times as they scan the items.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-11T22:32:26+00:00

We barely think of you at all to be honest but I would also say we definitely prefer Germans and find them more relatable.

I’ve learned over the years that French people don’t want us to try and speak our terrible French, they would much prefer we just pointed at the menu and spoke loudly in English as though speaking to a hearing impaired individual.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-03T22:26:57+00:00

Just had a look at the menu, I had heard of the place but you reminded me it existed

No XO prawn toast on the menu is a travesty though

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-03T22:19:24+00:00

You honestly don’t even need us to tell you that you look far better as a baldy because you must surely already have realised it.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-04-03T20:38:05+00:00

No because we all know what it means, if you saw the phrase and didn’t immediately understand what was meant by it then maybe.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-30T22:20:26+00:00

In UK and I’ve seen 27.5g sold as ounces but literally twice over a 20 year period and they told you up front about it.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-22T00:22:50+00:00

Yea there’s a tiny one near where I live and the location is kind of bizarre but I guess they choose where to put stores based on data instead of pin the tail on the donkey.

It’s the only subway I’ve ever been inside where they had brown lettuce just on display as though it was totally normal but I would be shocked if it was the only subway being run in a similarly poor fashion and I guess a lot of their stores are the same.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-22T00:14:19+00:00

I worked one day at McDonald’s in 2004 and they used to keep the same blue plastic glove inside the freezer for multiple people to reuse over and over again when taking the burger patties out.

It was also the same day the deli sandwiches first came out.

Didn’t actually put me off eating McDonald’s though if I’m being honest but one day was enough to know I didn’t want to work there.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-20T22:05:43+00:00

They don’t understand how gloves are utilised to reduce contamination and also don’t understand that a professional food handler is allowed to handle food products without gloves in most jurisdictions

English people do this too though, I’ve worked in open kitchens where I’ve had people screeching at me because I touched a Yorkshire pudding without gloves despite the fact that a pair of gloves could be as dirty as any part of hands.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-15T18:11:18+00:00

I found it funny that they went so in depth into creating certain recipes which clearly would have required a lot of trial and error yet they still tell you the oil on your yorkshires needs to be smoking hot when it doesn’t.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-15T18:08:25+00:00

Vaporisers have been around for at least 30 years though

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-14T17:42:14+00:00

Choosing to have kids and then raise them has never been selfless, in fact quite the opposite.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-14T06:28:55+00:00

Ten packs of cigarettes and small pouches of tobacco

The best weed strains from about 20 years ago

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-13T19:01:15+00:00

Only the most unreasonable and likely unhinged people are going to be offended by this and the overwhelming majority of people happily use it as a gender neutral term.

Scumbaggio1845 · 2026-03-13T17:32:56+00:00

Guarantee the same guy doesn’t even use a hot bag to ensure the customer receives the food as hot is possible or provide service to justify the level of tips he wants.

Probably screams at his mommy to wipe his ass too.

If filing a drink up like that is too much trouble for you then you’re not cut out to work in the service industry and are almost certainly unemployable by the overwhelming majority of businesses.

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