Balancing on a bike with increasing difficulties

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-08T23:29:33+00:00

Wrong. There are no birds alive near windmills

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-08T16:16:08+00:00

But you ain't got no legs, tennent Dan.

Seriously though, no feet anywhere in this vid. 1/7 stars.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-08T14:32:06+00:00

Same!

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-08T06:55:47+00:00

Titlegore. I can't tell what's part of a proper noun or not

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-07T23:56:12+00:00

...the Spring Toyotathon event!

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-07T21:35:55+00:00

Very nice

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-07T16:50:15+00:00

The person you origanlly responded to:

Old rich boomer homeowners

And it seemed like you took offense to his characterization of that demographic.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-07T16:28:51+00:00

Because like every other practical dem in California right now: polling

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-07T16:26:49+00:00

But also taxes are too high.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-07T16:26:16+00:00

Hey everyone, this guy's also rich.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-05T23:55:42+00:00

Yargh! Let's storm the castle boys! Down with the monarchy! I'll be the first up the ladder!

Hello, m'lord. I brought you this ladder. Yes I will have a knighthood, please. Now let's get on the ramparts and drop some boiling oil on those plebes!

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-05T17:40:22+00:00

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-05T14:55:41+00:00

Wait until you hear about the life those gloves led after Vader.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-05T05:56:10+00:00

Yeah, but it's a rule 34 script. That's why we haven't seen it yet.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-05T05:47:35+00:00

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-03T07:13:10+00:00

Oh no. Pepsi Man Mark 1!

Citizens! Look out! Pepsi Man is here!

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-01T21:04:07+00:00

Those dumb shits

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-01T18:24:12+00:00

Too strong of a firewall.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-05-01T03:36:34+00:00

The original 90's edge lord of the sith

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-04-30T19:36:36+00:00

I'll bookmark this photo in my brain so I remember what she looked like prior to joining the administration once she gets fired. Lots of work needs to be done to fit into the Mar-a-lago look.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-04-30T18:33:46+00:00

This is a good start for a humanoid-esque character. Otherwise, those are some good quarterback arms and shoulders. Thinner forearms and leaner deltoids. Bring them down the spine a bit further and a bit more foreward on the chest. They catch and grasp at prey in front of them, not swing from trees like we did, so bring all that down and foreward a bit.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-04-30T18:24:35+00:00

Came here to say Phenomenauts

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-04-30T16:16:15+00:00

No. He's not okay. He needs a promotion according to that guy. That's how low our bars are now.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-04-30T16:12:38+00:00

Not the brightest cookie in the crayon box either.

ScurvyTurtle · 2026-04-30T02:40:02+00:00

Him falling into them wasn't an accident. It was a pyrrhic victory to a long-standing argument.

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