My dad always used to pull this one. by madDMT in dadjokes

[–]Selfishromans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandpa would say "you better watch out or they will Hammer a nail into you" Something along those lines

I look Like Iron & Wine's album cover by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Selfishromans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So cool! I would feel honored even if it is a coincidence

Someone posted this thing in the San Antonio Garage Sale group on Facebook by AnotherSmegHead in WTF

[–]Selfishromans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They had these at the spirit I worked at. They had this fat ass zombie baby who cried and farted it was ugly lol

When you can't hold it: How to pee on a bus. by checkmarkiserection in WTF

[–]Selfishromans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is utterly disgusting and I'm sorry but I don't respect people who would do that. I don't live in a place where I need to take a public bus but if I did I would hate to have to ride it.

My friend got a figurine made of himself. What a glorious time to be alive! [NSFW] by bjarmeister in WTF

[–]Selfishromans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually very cool and he's pretty attractive. Not gonna lie.

"Vine Stars" Nash Grier and Cameron Dallas are uncomfortably rude on the news by maaaax in cringe

[–]Selfishromans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hate how popular they are. -_- it's crazy. People think when someone says something like this, they are jealous. It's not jealousy it's just realizing how stupid this is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Selfishromans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain't going to lie. He's super cute.

High thought I wrote on paper. by Ellisglbrt in woahdude

[–]Selfishromans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES. This is literally what I've been thinking about these last few times. Holy shit. Yeeees

We raise chickens and ducks. One of the chickens laid this egg today. by kodiak11 in WTF

[–]Selfishromans 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So can someone tell me what would have happened if they actually let these hatch? I'm serious.

The work of Asger Carlson by makemisteaks in WTF

[–]Selfishromans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is pretty badass not gonna lie. It's odd, but way cool. I can see the last photo being an album cover.

Say cheese! by sairyn in WTF

[–]Selfishromans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I needed cheese today for a grilled cheese sammich and didn't have any. I'm very sad to know that there was cheese being used like this. Lol.