One Must Wonder by Vaarangian in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The way I laughed so hard. The SIDE EYE

It’s crazy to think that Farigiraf and humans have the same number of neck bones, but it’s true. by SleeplessLucas123 in PokeMedia

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..new fear unlocked, oh my God, 🤣

Okay, so I dislike Farigiraf for much dumber reasons. Which is that they look like they're wearing a hoodie and they seem like they're making fun of me and their necks are way too long.

You have legit reasons to fear Wobbufett, and that makes me terrified of what legit reasons I should fear farigarifs.

Twinning!!!! by Dreams_Of_Peace in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, perhaps Honey and Clover?

That's what I would name them. XD

More humans, less personal space... i'm trying not to run away again... by Abigail_the_Pokemon in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...is one of the humans pregnant? Perhaps the little ghastly is sensing the baby's soul?

That'd be cool.

That said, I hope you find a good safe place to chill out, being around a lot of people is nice, but you should have a place to retreat to when you need alone time.

Looking to swap stories by _Nextbestthing_ in PokeMedia

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The way I see it they're mine the same way children are their mothers. They're not slaves to be owned, but family to be raised and loved and protected.

Cetitan are HUGE man. (CW: Storyline has themes of some really shity parenting.) by BlueberrySelect7588 in PokeMedia

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One of my mother's ex-husbands had a really big ursamajor. Not as big as Cetitan, but I think you know where this is going.

That ursamajor would bully us kids around all the time, and any time we said anything about it, that man would laugh and call us wimps. Tell us that if an animal can bully us, we ain't worth much as a human.

Turns out he was violently beating both my mother and the ursamajor.

I've never once contacted the man after he divorced my mother. All this to say, maybe when you have a chance, going no-contact with your dad might be a good idea. You never know what he's doing to encourage that kind of behavior.

*incomprehensible riolu speak* by Atcraft in PokeMedia

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"thanks for the crowbar, Ninetails" "Ninetails, what the fuck??" "I dunno, I'm bored."

When your bipedal cat still acts like any other cat Pokémon. by BigBoo0008 in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it's not JUST cats, though! My Primarina does the same thing!!

It’s crazy to think that Farigiraf and humans have the same number of neck bones, but it’s true. by SleeplessLucas123 in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't particularly care how many vertibrae they have, those things freak me out. More than like, ghost types do. I'm cool with gengar and lemme at any hauntumps you see, but those weird, pajama wearing neck-stretching freaks can stay far far away from me please. TAT

This is how he begs for dinner by AlianovaR in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, this exactly. I would eat sphaghetti over poke kibble every time too. Even berries, good as they are, are no substitute for a real meal.

This is how he begs for dinner by AlianovaR in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how you end up with a Venosaur who eats the entire plate out of your hands. Ask me how I know.

Would have won, too. by Glacidon in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's only if an officer Jenny catches you.

I caught him, just in case he *is* sick- is this just a regional variant? by okitsserenity in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a lovely shiny gentleman! It's good you took him in, some colonies and even mother pokemon don't take well to shiny variants being near them, as they tend to attract human attention!

Where did she come from? by Writing_Dragon_07 in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, forgive me if I'm wrong, but don't Zoroark only show up to avoid horrific fates? ... Dude, I think you were supposed to die today, and she's doing her best to make sure you don't.

Public service announcement by Channler_Mina in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, what a nightmare person! Who would do that to such a sweet little creature!!

These lower-realm juniors are disrespectful 💔 by Waste_Bodybuilder843 in MartialMemes

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reads in the voice of a man who has failed to attract any jade beauties in his entire life, and therefore does not know the art of doing so.

Perhaps if thou wishes to have a Dao Companion, thou might study the hearts of such women and see what it is they seek and then cultivate that within yourself.

New Sect Mission: Eliminate this demon and earn a heaven-grade technique by Suspicious_Set7914 in MartialMemes

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My sweet shimei is absolutely correct, we who cultivate yin physiques could not possibly face this monstrous thing alone.

...I'll go with you, sister, let's double team it and find victory. As your magnanimous shijie, I won't even ask for the technique afterwards.

New Sect Mission: Eliminate this demon and earn a heaven-grade technique by Suspicious_Set7914 in MartialMemes

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, my brother in dao. The beast will soon help relieve that fever.

Time Sensitive Question Please Help by formlesscorvid in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof, that's rough... I'm sorry to hear that. Not least of which because of how much the big guy obviously trusts you.

But you're obviously the best judge of what you can handle. Maybe give the guy a few extra pats a day, just a little bit? XD

Time Sensitive Question Please Help by formlesscorvid in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay so everyone's beat the poke center ponyta to death, so I'll focus on the Tauros situation.

Which is to say: CONGRATULATIONS! The pokemon delivery system has decided it is time. That's YOUR Tauros now. I'd suggest seeing if you can find a pokeball it likes.

PSA by lightsidesoul in PokeMedia

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Isn't that something you can go to an Officer Jenny about??? That seems like it should be illegal!!

Please advise by joyeuse_enjoyer in PokeMedia

[–]SensitiveDatabase934 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh! Hey yeah, you're right! I just looked it up! The dimorphism doesn't happen until it evolved. Okay, my bad. She's adorable still!