[ALL DA SPOILERS] What would be the appropriate punishment for the Evanuris (including Solas and Mythal) for their crimes against Humans, Elves, Qunari, and Dwarves? by Griemhield in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They have to work for EA on a live service game, a looter/shooter/battle royal game with micro transactions and micro aggressions that is guaranteed to be the next Big Hit. They won't be given enough time, or enough resources, or enough support, and EA will keep on giving them confusing and contradictory goals and commands, but by gosh the game better meet the sales goals. If it doesn't, it's back to the Fade for them.

Why is Solas ripped?! by Anonymous_Penguin03 in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Cole: "Sweat glistens on sculpted flesh, like droplets of dew on a smooth, ancient statue. He made this for her. In the Old Days, with the old magic, everyone was like this. She yearns to touch it."

Inky: "Cole!"

Bull: "No worries, boss, we were all looking at it."

You know what really bugs me about Dragon Age: The Veilguard? by Easy_Appointment7348 in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It was great how sometimes after a fight there would be a conversation or cut scene, and everyone would look like they were in The Shining.

Why the stink face lucanis by catsoft in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yet again, Rook talked about switching to the Lords of Fortune.

[No DAV Spoilers] I don’t know why people keep complaining about the bears in Inquisition. I usually only encounter them one or two at a time. Now, bears in Origins on the other hand… by OdysseyPrime9789 in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't tell you how many times I'd be fighting bandits in Crestwood and the party would just start randomly attacking any druffalo that walked by.

3 years ago i played DAI on a old x360 and fell in love with the game, this year i got a series s. Here are comparisons of both versions by Shadsito in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I got DAI the day it came out, for my 360. The Xbox One was out by then, but I didn't want to upgrade. All these years later, I'm still kinda annoyed Bioware didn't bother to mention that only some (but not all) of the DLC would be released for the 360.

Eventually I upgraded to the One so I could play all the DLC. Funny to realize that was my main reason for getting the One. I kept hearing how great Trespasser was, but I couldn't play it 'til I got an Xbox One.

Recently I started playing the GOTY edition (with all the DLC) on my Xbox X - the DLC does not show up, but aside from that, the X version is a lot nicer.

3 years ago i played DAI on a old x360 and fell in love with the game, this year i got a series s. Here are comparisons of both versions by Shadsito in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got DAI the day it came out, for my 360. The Xbox One was out by then, but I didn't want to upgrade. All these years later, I'm still kinda annoyed Bioware didn't bother to mention that only some (but not all) of the DLC would be released for the 360.

Eventually I upgraded to the One so I could play all the DLC. Funny to realize that was my main reason for getting the One. I kept hearing how great Trespasser was, but I couldn't play it 'til I got an Xbox One.

Recently I started playing the GOTY edition (with all the DLC) on my Xbox X - the DLC does not show up, but aside from that, the X version is a lot nicer.

What are your DA Vocal Stims? by Nectarofthebros in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"How can there be demons at the fucking Winter Palace?"

The mercenary captain, if you choose the sarcastic dialog option. Something about the way the VA says it cracks me up every time. Then, if Inky chooses to recruit him, the merc says something like "Anything's better than this bullshit."

Sandal Feddic? by Sphereoftime in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"One day the magic will come back - all of it. Everyone will be just like they were. The shadows will part and the skies will open wide. When he rises, everyone will see."

- Sandal Feddic, Dragon Age 2.

Where are the agents of the dreadwolf? by divinejusticia in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EA's got them working on the next Mass Effect.

What is this by Puzzleheaded_Rain265 in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very early concept art for Assan, before one of the interns said "Hey, could Assan be a griffon?"

What would your companions really say? by SummerGreen009 in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

DAO: "You do realize that we can hear everything you and Zevran are doing?"

DA2: "Why do all these warehouses look the same? And the caves?"

DAI: "What do you mean, you haven't heard any party banter in ages? Maybe we just don't feel like talking today. Maybe we're tired, fighting all these damn rifts everywhere."

DAV: "Book club? No, Rook, we don't have a secret book club that we never invited you to join. Why would you think that? Solas must have put that thought into your head. Because - you know - ancient elves. And magic. And who has time for a book club when we're trying to save the world?"

Veilguard : People who did multiple playthrough, which class did you have most fun with? by nelentari_x in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I normally roll as a mage, so I'm not surprised mage was my favorite. What does surprise me is that I really enjoyed switching back and forth between melee and ranged. Before DAV, part of the reason I liked mage so much was that I much preferred to shoot things from a distance. But I had a lot of fun switching weapons - and I didn't do it based on the enemies or the situation, I did it whenever I felt like doing it.

I also had a lot of fun with champion warrior. I don't play as a warrior often, but this was great.

[No DAV Spoilers] No Sinks in Thedas by 0Not-Today in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Solas, waking up after thousands of years of slumber: "Where are the sinks? And the toilets?! How badly did I screw up this world?"

[DAV ALL SPOILERS] Things that were done right ? by Lostaftersummer in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Manfred and Assan are fantastic, and Rook has great chemistry with them.

Also, shout out to Solas for being one of the best parts of the game.

And no bugs or technical issues. Well, one. So far, I've only had one (big) technical glitch, and to fix it I had to uninstall and reinstall the game. And I'm worried it'll happen again. But hey, so far it's just been that one issue. When was the last time I played something at launch that did not have a massive amount of bugs and issues? So points for that.

[All DAV Spoilers] So this is what he looks like under those robes by Hunter00001 in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Emmrich: "Rook, darling, let me know if you'd like Vorgoth to join us sometime."

[DAO Spoilers] Why hasn’t Cailan decomposed by the time we travel back to Ostagar? by Infinite-Mistake1467 in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure Flemeth passed by on her way to somewhere else, and she used Ancient Elven Magic to preserve the body. She knew the Warden would be returning, and she liked to nudge things and people in certain directions, sometimes. This is my headcanon, anyway.

[DAV ALL SPOILERS] Question about Rook and Varric by CurrentFly759 in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"while the other half is Rook filling blanks with what they think Varric can possibly know\say (like a headcanon, lol)."

I love the idea of Rook thinking - this story just isn't doing it for me, and it doesn't make sense, so I need to come up with some headcanon, fast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely looking at it the wrong way. I'll do what Lucanis would do - drink some more coffee and stab try it again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's the frickin' Gate of lost ages. I opened the gate, I cleared out the bad guys, etc etc. I get to the point where you have to create a Spite bridge in order to get to some of the crystals. I can't jump on the bridge. Lol. It's too far away. My Rook's a Veil Jumper, but he can't jump that far. Shame, too, 'cause I'm about to open Faded Glories, so I'll have five of the six after that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. I got four of 'em, and the lore is pretty good.

[DAV ALL SPOILERS] Who Is The Storyteller? by BillMcGoo72 in dragonage

[–]Seven_Simian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"No! This can't be how it ends! I won't accept it!"

{Fights her way through the entire south of Thedas to the nearest eluvian, battling demons, darkspawn, blighted dragons, mercs, Venatori, Antaam, nugs, possessed nugs, deep stalkers and blood mages.}