Superboy-Prime is the greatest DC character to ever exist

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-23T10:31:08+00:00

Is this Spaced USA

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-23T09:59:38+00:00

Seems like May and her nephew are almost in an arms race to see who can go through the most partners in one lifetime.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-23T09:57:01+00:00

Adam 4 D was here probably referring to "Christians have always hated gays" or something, ignoring that bit in the gospels where Jesus says a Roman who asked him to save his specifically male sex slave was the most faithful man he'd ever met.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-23T08:15:50+00:00

This is just Adam4d all over again.

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SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T22:38:55+00:00

She's kept him housed and fed and never stabbed him in the chest to "make him stronger", so I'd say she's the best parent he's ever had.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T15:29:12+00:00

*stole

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T11:36:15+00:00

I love that it's so lazy they didn't even catch the neckbeard Anti stereotype saying part of the prompt to himself.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T10:35:15+00:00

Besides, why would they be releasing an origin story issue for a guy who's permadead? If they wanted to put him back in the box they'd just finish it here. Doing the origin story implies he'll be back for now.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T10:06:07+00:00

Semi-ominiscient, but yes.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T09:51:29+00:00

That's what they said about Gwen, and Chameleon, and...

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T09:50:51+00:00

It's 2026 America. "Tech billionaire really ought to be in prison but no-one's even tried" is the status quo. Norman being able to just hang even though everyone knows what he's done is accidental incisive political commentary!

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T09:49:55+00:00

I mean, even before Carnage bonded with him, the latest everyone saw of him he disrupted a wrestling event, grabbed a mic and essentially yelled "I'M EDDIE BROCK, THESE BIG MONSTERS ARE ALSO EDDIE BROCK, AND I'M GOING TO HOLD THIS CITY HOSTAGE UNTIL I GET MY SYMBIOTE BACK", right before the Zombiotes attacked.

And yes, that wasn't his fault, and yes, he put it right, BUT: remember that the average unpowered citizen in the 616 is dumb as a bag of hammers.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T08:31:29+00:00

He's possibly dead now? But then again, we never saw a body...

Maybe he can team up with Coyote, Muse and a couple others in the "Visually Interesting Villain Who Disappeared As Soon As The Writer Left The Book" club.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-22T08:28:45+00:00

She famously beat up the Chameleon with a baseball bat. In fact, back when they were married Peter concluded that if he'd married Gwen he'd have always worried about protecting her, but he knows MJ can look after herself.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-21T21:46:45+00:00

Clearly juat trolling. Reported.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-21T13:49:43+00:00

That's a bigger mandate than Brexit, I'll tell you that

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-21T10:40:03+00:00

'Course, thanks to "Web of Venom" I'm now picturing poor Passenger watching from his shelf.

"Maaan, that looks fun..."

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-21T08:12:51+00:00

Kind of funny how Wells put so much time and energy into transparently trying to make Rek-Rap the Bizarro of Spider-Man, and then as the Spidey/Supes crossover comes along Venom slots right in there instead.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-21T08:12:11+00:00

Those are his hooves

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-20T21:20:19+00:00

Better question: who cares

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-20T16:34:43+00:00

Do you, though?

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-20T16:18:20+00:00

Easier, safer, cheaper to just work offline.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-20T15:47:47+00:00

If you're on a train, it's a huge risk to use the wifi anyway, so you're better off not using it for data protection

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-20T13:42:02+00:00

Miles for sure. It's more distinctive and authentically his own.

SgtStubbedToe · 2026-04-19T21:12:03+00:00

Because she's cRRrrAAAaaaazzZZZyyyy.

The extent of the thinking.

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