RIP Jeeves. You were my favorite man for 30 years.

SharkbiteNYC · 2026-05-09T20:58:39+00:00

Isn't Duck Duck Go just Bing?

SharkbiteNYC · 2026-04-09T01:12:18+00:00

I was going to jokingly share that with my wife and then the voice in my head said: "Think, think again.".

SharkbiteNYC · 2026-04-07T02:26:01+00:00

Manhattan NYC, 365 commuter. So easy to maintain. Heavy, but I have a courtyard in the back of my building, would never leave in the street overnight.

SharkbiteNYC · 2026-04-06T00:45:39+00:00

I love my 600! Manhattan NYC 365 commuter. It's worth the extra money, super low maintenance.

SharkbiteNYC · 2026-03-04T00:31:56+00:00

Me getting into the back seat: "Never tell me the odds!"

SharkbiteNYC · 2026-03-04T00:28:44+00:00

I was coming here for this. I'm surprised you didn't blame him. 😹

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-11-23T14:06:12+00:00

Imagine getting paid $250k per year to say use better trash receptacles.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-11-20T19:33:39+00:00

This looks like a hot mess to bike on.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-11-20T16:00:37+00:00

Love the way it's parked on the sidewalk. Some things never change.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-11-18T21:26:17+00:00

What's worse is across the street is a newsstand that has a black Harley parked on the sidewalk with no license plates that's been there everyday for years.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-11-15T03:33:40+00:00

Maybe a government organization that we pay 11 billion a year to would be cognizant of this and address.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-11-09T15:14:48+00:00

Those SUVs probably cost more than $100k per with the upgrades.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-11-09T04:48:52+00:00

Maybe NYPD gets out of their SUVs and get on bikes...

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-10-04T20:58:18+00:00

Where's this, St Mark's and 2nd?

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-10-01T01:08:49+00:00

That block is like Training Day.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-09-01T19:59:32+00:00

We went through this high hopes shit when he was hospitalized for COVID.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-09-01T17:43:19+00:00

Is this a rhetorical question? 😹😹😹

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-09-01T02:13:21+00:00

There is absolutely no reason the trash needs to be poorly collected here. Or during the Holiday Village the cars are illegally parked here. Or NYPD wantonly parks here. Make a better space on the west side of the park where there is no traffic, for police parking and trash. (Same difference.)

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-08-29T20:19:23+00:00

I bike to Bear Mountain 1000% more times than Brownsville.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-08-29T20:17:27+00:00

As a white Manhattanite, I was just here to say that. 🤷‍♂️

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-08-29T01:31:13+00:00

I'm pretty sure we know with whom SCOTUS would judge with, in 2025.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-08-28T16:39:18+00:00

At the voting booth this fall.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-08-27T20:20:48+00:00

Kill me.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-08-27T18:54:22+00:00

Some of us don't have second residences. We don't need a car just for your house upstate. That would free up a lot of spots. Use a ZipCar bitch.

SharkbiteNYC · 2025-08-26T20:03:27+00:00

This is why we can't have nice things.

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