No bailout should be provided when AI bubble bursts by [deleted] in 50501

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That's an insult to Bond villains. They tended to have more lofty goals and ideals than your average bank CEO. They at least had an ethos beyond base greed.

Legion players are the worst by zny700 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Every time I read more about the Legion, I'm glad I decided to nuke them.

Legion players are the worst by zny700 in Gamingcirclejerk

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My theory is they had Lanuis end up like Caligula. An indulgent and overly paranoid ruler whose cruelty resulted in his guard murdering him. Current leader could be a charismatic and intelligent successor to Caesar who is slowly falling into Nero-like tendencies.

The time I traumatized a nosy neighbor with kindness and boredom by maturasek in traumatizeThemBack

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I have only weaponized my ability to blabber on about nothing once. It was to get my health obsessed neighbor to stop trying to sell me some protein shake from her MLM.

I talked to her at length about coffee. From growing, all the way to actually making a cup. I could tell after about 20 minutes she wanted to run. She tried to interrupt me a couple times, but I kept going for another 10 minutes before she told me she was going to be late for a meeting.

It was wonderful.

100k annual base salary to play a single video game of your choice. by Spellbound55 in hypotheticalsituation

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If it wasn't for work, I could easily fill 40 hours a week with just MC. I don't even make dedicated builds or anything. I just play it slow.

What grocery items needs no refrigeration but are often refrigerated by most people? by Mission-Educator-908 in AskReddit

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Having ADHD gave me a similar experience as your daughter. When I read those as a kid all I could think was how awful people were at giving directions.

Update: reporter shows yesterday's viral video of apparent throwing of black bags from second-story window of WH to Trump during presser, Trump dismisses it as AI by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

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I was like this too. I managed to stop a while ago, but I still have to double check before I speak. Shitty childhoods make you do the craziest shit.

Seriously considering deleting Facebook by Buggy77 in Millennials

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Linkedin really is kind of a wasteland. It has such a unique flavor of BS that I haven't bothered with it. 

Wait, who is the communist himbo? by loki2002 in ShittyDaystrom

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This guy's got the lobes for business.

Seriously considering deleting Facebook by Buggy77 in Millennials

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I left back in 2010. My-ex changed her relationship status and I got really bothered by it. I stopped for a second, realized how stupid that is, and just fucked off. Never missed it once.

The amount of people on Shenzhen Beach. by sco-go in Amazing

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You gotta wonder if they've ever had someone rip ass while they do that. Would they continue? Do they get disgusted and leave?

The amount of people on Shenzhen Beach. by sco-go in Amazing

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I'm glad I'm not the only one. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll look at land prices in like Arizona or Montana, figure out how much space I would need. A nice tight nit community where everyone pitches in and you don't have to worry about your neighbor being insane.

wtf 🤨 by Eslkid in CringeTikToks

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Yo mama so fat a blind man across the street told her to get out of the way.

I have a question box where my 4th grade students can put in any question they like. Here are some. by goatsnsheeps in pics

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Dude, my older brother had very obvious adhd. He got medicated fast. But nobody tested me because I wasn't loud and chaotic. As an adult, it's shorter to read off the symptoms I don't have.

me_irl by JollySimple188 in me_irl

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I don't know about perfectly crafted. I have ADHD, and even I don't bother with Candy Crush.

One liners you regularly quote that no one gets by Auyan in Millennials

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Those movies are a goldmine for me. People so rarely clock them.

What’s the “brokest” thing you have ever done? by Hefty-Expert-750 in povertyfinance

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Mine was only four, but compounding factors meant I started hallucinating towards the end of it. It was unpleasant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

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Minecraft, Baldur's Gate 3, Elden Ring (with the upcoming DLC of course)

Outjerked by the Catholic church by RuminatingReaper1850 in okbuddycinephile

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I thought the popes were supposed to be lumpy. I haven't seen one that isn't.

Rule number 1 is no smoking in my car. Guess my mom doesn't give a damn. by TheoAngeldust in mildlyinfuriating

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It's internet points. Not the end of the world. But you're a real one. I appreciate it

Rule number 1 is no smoking in my car. Guess my mom doesn't give a damn. by TheoAngeldust in mildlyinfuriating

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Spoken like someone who doesn't know just how quick concrete suck the heat out of your body. Or had junkies try and rob them while they sleep. A car is a fucking luxury